HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A BLOWJOB THIS BADLY?

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  • rubber February 23, 2018

    This and breaking it are my biggest fear...

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    • cubbage February 23, 2018

      @rubber

      Waking up tied to the bed and seeing my crazy girlfriend holding a scalpel is my biggest fear.

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      •   sarge07 February 23, 2018

        @cubbage waking up with both hands cuffed to the bed in a fancy hotel with the key just out of foot reach

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    • halfthang February 24, 2018

      @rubber my biggest fear is getting no pussy

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  •   GrimmWilder February 23, 2018

    DAMN!.....i am horrified!

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    • frank n. stein February 23, 2018

      They way he yanked her off by the hair, you'd thing it would pull the piercing out!

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      •   sarge07 February 23, 2018

        @frank n. stein His? Hers? Or both!

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  • quiet burp February 23, 2018

    As much as he paid wallawilly's mother, I'd be looking for a refund

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    •   wombatbytes February 23, 2018

      @quiet burp : Right...

      Joined yesterday, abusing members today. @sobitchy or one of his anal sluts is back.

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      •   sarge07 February 23, 2018

        @wombatbytes yea, my thoughts as well.

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      • supfishing757 February 23, 2018

        @wombatbytes

        It might be goff back from his gender reassignment surgery.

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    •   wallawilly February 23, 2018

      @quiet burp

      Oh GOFF. Are your little feelers hurt cause your such a douchebag that nobody likes.

      Keep going Sally! Trust me, I have full faith in Cory...

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      • redmeadowlegion February 23, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Even if it isn't goff we can treat it like goff. I miss goff, he was a fun little spaz. his mom probably took computer away, or...........QD is goff. QD your on the list.

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  •   lafind February 23, 2018

    Did she bite?

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    • quiet burp February 23, 2018

      @lafind wallawilly's mother always bites, she's a nasty cunt

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      • frank n. stein February 23, 2018

        @quiet burp- LET IT GO!

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      •   wallawilly February 23, 2018

        @quiet burp

        She bites little things GOFF.

        A real man tho!? She will suck that dick til the ass gets numb.

        Keep trying Sally.

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        • james511969 February 23, 2018

          @wallawilly, how do you know that your mom will suck dick until your ass gets nu——. Oooooohhhhhhhhhh never mind.

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          •   wallawilly February 23, 2018

            @james511969

            My dad gave me a very detailed "birds and the bees" talk.

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          •   sarge07 February 24, 2018

            @james511969 neutered?

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      • redmeadowlegion February 23, 2018

        @quiet burp

        QB, you may be bitching about someone small cock, but you never mention that infected rash from your dad's beard on your inner thighs. Why is that?

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    • maxm60 February 23, 2018

      @lafind jewelry lock-up

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      •   lafind February 23, 2018

        @maxm60 Serves em right for putting that shit on his dick. I don't even wear a watch.

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  • maga2020 February 23, 2018

    Trailer park life

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  • ithinkimdumb February 23, 2018

    Gonna need some stitches...

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  •   what now? whats next? February 23, 2018

    Magnetized

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  • supfishing757 February 23, 2018

    Just stick your dick through a chain link fence. Same thing

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    • maxm60 February 23, 2018

      @supfishing757 or pissing on an electric fence.

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  • dizeer February 23, 2018

    Tongue ring was caught on his penis ring .like locking braces just way more sensitive.

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  • arg February 23, 2018

    bejeweled his jewels

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  • working4theweekend February 23, 2018

    No such thing as bad head... UNTRUE!!!

    +2 -1
    • frank n. stein February 23, 2018

      Good thing they just happened to be filming it, too!

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  •   luvthick February 23, 2018

    This MeToo shit is going to damn far!

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    • maxm60 February 23, 2018

      @luvthick what's it all about? I haven't been keeping up on it.

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    •   sarge07 February 23, 2018

      @luvthick piercing the genitals takes longer to heal than ears or navel.

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  • balls mclongcock February 23, 2018

    If you're stupid enough to get your dick pierced, you deserve this

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  • 72jayd February 23, 2018

    They s girl is always hungry.

    +2 -1
  •   fistermister February 23, 2018

    I was more worried that she was gonna poke her eye out with that needle dick.

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  • elmjr February 23, 2018

    His sister was getting revenge for something stupid!

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  • dry terd February 23, 2018

    Well he asked for that shit when he got his Willy pierced.

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  • bwooly February 23, 2018

    Come on man! Shake it off and shove it in her ass, unless that's pierced too.

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    • maxm60 February 23, 2018

      @bwooly i knew a chick who had her haemorrhoids pierced.

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  •   nybadguy February 23, 2018

    You have to train them with a cucumber first

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  • frank n. stein February 23, 2018

    So THIS is why the ugly fucker shot up a school??

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  • fiddledeedee February 23, 2018

    Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

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  • zack sweeney February 23, 2018

    Did his cock ring get stuck in her tongue stud ?

    +1 -0
  • danbus180 February 23, 2018

    Not so cocky now is he

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  • zack sweeney February 23, 2018

    Well there go's that age old theory, "fat girls are good at sucking cock"

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones February 23, 2018

    Breaking bad

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  •   sarge07 February 23, 2018

    HAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  •   picklehiesner February 23, 2018

    Hooked his pickle

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  • airsporter February 23, 2018

    Da Dude Paid Da Price!

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  • trash-man February 24, 2018

    This is why i use my hand

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    • deadpen February 24, 2018

      @trash-man And the guy doesn't get pissed you don't use your mouth?

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  • deadpen February 24, 2018

    Well don't fag up your dick.

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  • rickz February 24, 2018

    No pain no pleasure ya fucking pussy

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  • newwaves February 25, 2018

    Didn't something like this happen on 1000 ways to die

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  • fuct February 25, 2018

    Try experiencing the Banjo String Snap (look it up)...... then come and talk to me.

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  • creepydick February 25, 2018

    He couldn't even scream lmao! Poor wittle man

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  • kisafato February 27, 2018

    @rubber

    Waking up

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  • heaven_x_hell July 21, 2018

    Well what you expected on a forced deepthroat

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  • misterant July 21, 2018

    If the stupid cunt had been willing to swallow she would not have pulled away from his dick so fast, causing him damage. Fuck bitches who won't swallow!

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