HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A BLOWJOB THIS BADLY?

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  • rubber February 23, 2018

    This and breaking it are my biggest fear...

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    • cubbage February 23, 2018

      @rubber

      Waking up tied to the bed and seeing my crazy girlfriend holding a scalpel is my biggest fear.

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      •   sarge07 February 23, 2018

        @cubbage waking up with both hands cuffed to the bed in a fancy hotel with the key just out of foot reach

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    • halfthang February 24, 2018

      @rubber my biggest fear is getting no pussy

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  •   GrimmWilder February 23, 2018

    DAMN!.....i am horrified!

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    • frank n. stein February 23, 2018

      They way he yanked her off by the hair, you'd thing it would pull the piercing out!

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      •   sarge07 February 23, 2018

        @frank n. stein His? Hers? Or both!

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  • quiet burp February 23, 2018

    As much as he paid wallawilly's mother, I'd be looking for a refund

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    •   wombatbytes February 23, 2018

      @quiet burp : Right...

      Joined yesterday, abusing members today. @sobitchy or one of his anal sluts is back.

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      •   sarge07 February 23, 2018

        @wombatbytes yea, my thoughts as well.

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      • supfishing757 February 23, 2018

        @wombatbytes

        It might be goff back from his gender reassignment surgery.

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    •   wallawilly February 23, 2018

      @quiet burp

      Oh GOFF. Are your little feelers hurt cause your such a douchebag that nobody likes.

      Keep going Sally! Trust me, I have full faith in Cory...

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      • redmeadowlegion February 23, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Even if it isn't goff we can treat it like goff. I miss goff, he was a fun little spaz. his mom probably took computer away, or...........QD is goff. QD your on the list.

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  •   lafind February 23, 2018

    Did she bite?

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    • quiet burp February 23, 2018

      @lafind wallawilly's mother always bites, she's a nasty cunt

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      • frank n. stein February 23, 2018

        @quiet burp- LET IT GO!

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      •   wallawilly February 23, 2018

        @quiet burp

        She bites little things GOFF.

        A real man tho!? She will suck that dick til the ass gets numb.

        Keep trying Sally.

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        • james511969 February 23, 2018

          @wallawilly, how do you know that your mom will suck dick until your ass gets nu——. Oooooohhhhhhhhhh never mind.

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          •   wallawilly February 23, 2018

            @james511969

            My dad gave me a very detailed "birds and the bees" talk.

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          •   sarge07 February 24, 2018

            @james511969 neutered?

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      • redmeadowlegion February 23, 2018

        @quiet burp

        QB, you may be bitching about someone small cock, but you never mention that infected rash from your dad's beard on your inner thighs. Why is that?

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    • maxm60 February 23, 2018

      @lafind jewelry lock-up

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      •   lafind February 23, 2018

        @maxm60 Serves em right for putting that shit on his dick. I don't even wear a watch.

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  • maga2020 February 23, 2018

    Trailer park life

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  • ithinkimdumb February 23, 2018

    Gonna need some stitches...

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  •   what now? whats next? February 23, 2018

    Magnetized

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  • supfishing757 February 23, 2018

    Just stick your dick through a chain link fence. Same thing

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    • maxm60 February 23, 2018

      @supfishing757 or pissing on an electric fence.

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  • dizeer February 23, 2018

    Tongue ring was caught on his penis ring .like locking braces just way more sensitive.

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  • arg February 23, 2018

    bejeweled his jewels

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  • working4theweekend February 23, 2018

    No such thing as bad head... UNTRUE!!!

    +2 -1
    • frank n. stein February 23, 2018

      Good thing they just happened to be filming it, too!

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  •   luvthick February 23, 2018

    This MeToo shit is going to damn far!

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    • maxm60 February 23, 2018

      @luvthick what's it all about? I haven't been keeping up on it.

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    •   sarge07 February 23, 2018

      @luvthick piercing the genitals takes longer to heal than ears or navel.

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  • balls mclongcock February 23, 2018

    If you're stupid enough to get your dick pierced, you deserve this

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  • 72jayd February 23, 2018

    They s girl is always hungry.

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  •   fistermister February 23, 2018

    I was more worried that she was gonna poke her eye out with that needle dick.

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  • elmjr February 23, 2018

    His sister was getting revenge for something stupid!

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  • dry terd February 23, 2018

    Well he asked for that shit when he got his Willy pierced.

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  • bwooly February 23, 2018

    Come on man! Shake it off and shove it in her ass, unless that's pierced too.

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    • maxm60 February 23, 2018

      @bwooly i knew a chick who had her haemorrhoids pierced.

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  •   nybadguy February 23, 2018

    You have to train them with a cucumber first

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  • frank n. stein February 23, 2018

    So THIS is why the ugly fucker shot up a school??

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  • fiddledeedee February 23, 2018

    Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

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  • zack sweeney February 23, 2018

    Did his cock ring get stuck in her tongue stud ?

    +1 -0
  • danbus180 February 23, 2018

    Not so cocky now is he

    +1 -1
  • zack sweeney February 23, 2018

    Well there go's that age old theory, "fat girls are good at sucking cock"

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones February 23, 2018

    Breaking bad

    +1 -0
  •   sarge07 February 23, 2018

    HAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    +0 -1
  •   picklehiesner February 23, 2018

    Hooked his pickle

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  • airsporter February 23, 2018

    Da Dude Paid Da Price!

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  • trash-man February 24, 2018

    This is why i use my hand

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    • deadpen February 24, 2018

      @trash-man And the guy doesn't get pissed you don't use your mouth?

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  • deadpen February 24, 2018

    Well don't fag up your dick.

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  • rickz February 24, 2018

    No pain no pleasure ya fucking pussy

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  • newwaves February 25, 2018

    Didn't something like this happen on 1000 ways to die

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  • fuct February 25, 2018

    Try experiencing the Banjo String Snap (look it up)...... then come and talk to me.

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  • creepydick February 25, 2018

    He couldn't even scream lmao! Poor wittle man

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  • kisafato February 27, 2018

    @rubber

    Waking up

    +0 -0
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