DEAD? ALIVE? AWAKE? ASLEEP? YOU NEVER KNOW IN JAPAN

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  • rubber March 3, 2018

    In japan you don't need a condom for your dick... You need one for you whole body.

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    • letmefindout March 3, 2018

      @rubber

      The sex is sneaky and the sex is freaky

      'cause when he pulls down his pants

      the sight is quite cheeky.

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  • yohanpalych March 3, 2018

    Narrow-eyed freaks ... Shave your gates!

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    • rouge_et_blanc March 3, 2018

      @yohanpalych No way. No fur no fun unless you are only interested in prepubescent girls that is.

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      • yohanpalych March 3, 2018

        @rouge_et_blanc You're just a pig who used to fuck all the cattle.

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  •   GrimmWilder March 3, 2018

    Wave a little shit under her nose......

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    • maxm60 March 3, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Plow her in the ass. Bet she'll move then.

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      • muzziesarescum March 3, 2018

        @maxm60 not with that thing he calls a penis! The Asian not Grimm

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        • maxm60 March 3, 2018

          @muzziesarescum glad you clarified that. For Grimms sake.

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          •   GrimmWilder March 3, 2018

            @maxm60 ++

            HA!.....Been called worse by better,...but thanx nonetheless.....lol

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      • bigsmokey86 March 3, 2018

        @maxm60 With no lube.

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        • maxm60 March 4, 2018

          @bigsmokey86 Ha! Bite the pillow bitch, I'm goin' in dry.

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    • rouge_et_blanc March 3, 2018

      @GrimmWilder a "little shit" would bring a smile to her face "Oh darling how thoughtful of you".

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  • thoril March 3, 2018

    With all that hair will never even know if he actually made contact, Also fun fact that if your cock is small enough you can get away with fucking a sleeping person they will never feel it

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  • letmefindout March 3, 2018

    How does a real man fuck a sleeping woman? A real man doesn't care...

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  •   fockenperv March 3, 2018

    shave that fucking snatch and write Crazy Shit on it!

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  • sickthemad March 3, 2018

    The most disappointing thing to wake up to:

    A small dick.

    Trust me, it'll make you wish you were dead.

    What a waste.

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    • maxm60 March 3, 2018

      @sickthemad Voice of experience?

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      • sickthemad March 3, 2018

        @maxm60 @supfishing757 if you've had one small dick, you've had them all. Nothing but disappointing half penetration. Then you have to put on the whole act that you enjoyed it so he doesn't cry or throw a tantrum... Which is probably why this sad excuse knocked her out, so he wouldn't have to face the disappointment and / or laughter.

        Either that or she asked to be knocked out so she wouldn't have to do all the acting. I sure as hell would have.

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        •   wallawilly March 3, 2018

          @sickthemad

          Are you brand new around these parts?

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          • sickthemad March 3, 2018

            @wallawilly been on here the last couple weeks, but I'm not new to gore or shock. Cozy lil place y'all got here.

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            •   wallawilly March 3, 2018

              @sickthemad

              Assuming you're a female?

              If so, it gets cozier when you sendcin a pic of your tits with CS written on them. I prefer red ink..

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              • sickthemad March 3, 2018

                @wallawilly yup, I'm a chick.

                And I'm sure it does get pretty cozy in this boys club, lolz. I'm good though, I need less small dicks, not more.

                JK, I love ya guys xD

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                • maxm60 March 4, 2018

                  @sickthemad Welcome aboard. Here's a joke for ya. A guy and his new GF are in a diner. Up walks the GF's old BF, looks at the new guy and says "How do ya like that used pussy?" The new guy says "Once you get past the first two inches, it's like new !"

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                  • sickthemad March 5, 2018

                    @maxm60 hahahaaa that's great!!! xD

                    That's too good!

                    And thank you!

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    • supfishing757 March 3, 2018

      @sickthemad

      So did you know the guy?

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    •   picklehiesner March 4, 2018

      @sickthemad

      It's not so bad ... I wake up to a small dick every morning

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      • sickthemad March 5, 2018

        @picklehiesner haha, aww, you're such a trooper

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  • airsporter March 3, 2018

    Lotus Blossom has a cute Netsuke.

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  • maxm60 March 3, 2018

    Well, she wasn't dead. She's either good at fake sleeping, numb from the neck down or has been roofied. Either way, she's fucked.

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    • dropbear March 3, 2018

      @maxm60

      Probably a sex doll. It is Asia after-all.

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  •   ouch March 3, 2018

    I'd hit it

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    • supfishing757 March 3, 2018

      @ouch

      I love Japanese tits

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      • bigsmokey86 March 3, 2018

        @supfishing757 Check out map pornstar Anna Ohura, Marina Matsushima, Hitomi Tanaka, Yuuri Kimitsu.

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        • maxm60 March 3, 2018

          @bigsmokey86 it looks like you ordered off the menu at a Japanese restaurant.

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          • bigsmokey86 March 3, 2018

            @maxm60 If I could eat at this restaurant everyday I would. Breakfast, brunch, midday snack, lunch and dinner.

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    • frank n. stein March 3, 2018

      @ouch Thank you, Captain Obvious! LOL!

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  • muzziesarescum March 3, 2018

    So this is the human equivalent to Schrodinger's cat minus the box?

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    • airsporter March 3, 2018

      @muzziesarescum Ha+ I think you might be reading too much into this but appreciate where you're coming from.

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  • curiousone March 3, 2018

    I thought it was a new sex doll, but they are more responsive.

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  • e3e March 3, 2018

    Lucky bastard

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    • frank n. stein March 3, 2018

      @e3e Lucky he got to drug and rape her? You're a winner, baby.

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  •   HJ247 March 3, 2018

    Def not dead. Too much bounce in her titties. Dead broads titties don't bounce like that when you're fucking them.

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    • bigsmokey86 March 3, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 Are there a lot of freshly turned plots of earth in your backyard?

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      •   HJ247 March 3, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 very possible. I'm an avid composter. Recycle recycle recycle I always say...

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        • bigsmokey86 March 3, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 You do grow excellent tomatoes though.

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          •   HJ247 March 4, 2018

            @bigsmokey86 won the state fair past 4 years in a row... how did you know?

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  • fiddledeedee March 3, 2018

    What the hell is this, Bill Cosby's guest house?

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  • arg March 3, 2018

    Well thank god she was asleep or dead so we don't have to hear the god awful whiny moans the Jap women make during sex. Is she coming or is she in pain, does she have cramps, is she crying who can say but whatever it is i don't want to fuck it anymore!

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  • los_pedos_saco March 3, 2018

    OKEY SHE DONT WAKE UP CUS THE GUYS DICK TO SMALL TO FEEL

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  • lippa March 3, 2018

    Tiny dick wouldn’t wake her

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  •   wallawilly March 3, 2018

    To hell with a white Christmas, this bitch is dreaming for a real dick.

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  • stevenkk March 3, 2018

    I have to buy my self one of those .

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    • maxm60 March 4, 2018

      @stevenkk A bag of rice and a couple of fish heads and she's yours.

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  • cyberbu11y March 3, 2018

    He must have clicked on one of those "fuck a horny housewife" banners

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    •   wallawilly March 3, 2018

      @cyberbu11y

      He did. Your mom was booked up solid. Back to your room boy.

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  • hitman777 March 3, 2018

    Either way, she won’t back talk you

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  • bwooly March 3, 2018

    She fucks like my ex wife

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  • frank n. stein March 3, 2018

    Could've done without the close-ups. Probably drugged her and raped her. Congrats, you're a rapist loser.

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  • wickedasitseems March 3, 2018

    It must be hard to wake someone when you have a 2" dick.

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  • fatlarry March 3, 2018

    awake asleep dead or alive id hit it

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  •   nybadguy March 3, 2018

    She's alive seen her swallow

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  • wpginterceptor March 3, 2018

    I banged a broad like that once.. she was like the "fuck of the living dead"

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  • just-the-tip March 3, 2018

    At 1:20 mark you can see she takes a breath and moves her mouth. Besides and crazy shitter can spot a dead body even from the shitiest out of focus cell phone.

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  • groovy March 3, 2018

    fun fact about all over asia they had to import western size condom because of all the tourism ...

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  • tsavo March 4, 2018

    She's not Japanese, her pussy is vertical

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  • muddybuddy March 4, 2018

    ASLEEP=CONSENT, Got it!

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  • xenomorph March 4, 2018

    Ahh the latest upload from Bill Cosby's Asia tour.

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  • 2lolo March 6, 2018

    I'LL CHECK IF SHE DEAD? ALIVE? AWAKE? ASLEEP? ANAL

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  • elbarto March 6, 2018

    That lady was not japanese, her pussy was not pixelated.

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  • sauceitup March 6, 2018

    Roofie

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  • eastvanrulz March 9, 2018

    Thick or thin,

    They all slide in.

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  • recon101st+ March 15, 2018

    She's playing hard to get

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