That's a clean arm shave he's got there...
Let me use it to jack off with before you -re-attach.
can tell just by looking at him that guy is H_armless
I guess that he never heard the saying "Forewarned is fore-armed."
Hope that he is an ambidextrous masturbator.
A switch hitter if you will
@stenchfart I was thinking dis-armed, but yeah.
NOW, the next time i say i'm gunna rip yer arm off and beat you with the bloody end, you'll believe it!
Looks like Armageddon for him.
So brave despite the pain and suffering, hey everybody give this guy a hand.
He could use some Head & Shoulders.
@supfishing757 The doctors will re-attach his shoulder, so why do YOU give him head.
@frank n. stein
Oh don't be so literal
They call him lefty.....
Looks like the cat taught him not to be late with dinner again.
Going to be hard to jerk off
@nybadguy Looks like someone already did that.
What he needs for that is ointment, he will soon grow another one
@arg wasn't that done in a Spider-Man movie and he turned into a lizard?
@ketamine<3 I dont think this will be a problem, dude wasnt wearing a lab coat
Hey... Who disarmed that man?
No hARM done
Wake that guy up, I need a hand with this!
''Tis just a scratch. Walk it off you pussy.
I'm not a doctor but I believe with the kind of health care they have there he's fucked.
With a VERY skilled team of surgeons I'm certain they could attempt a re-attachment. I'm always amazed at the body when receiving a trauma like this it's smart enough to restrict blood flow by shrinking vessels. Although they may have pinched them closed if he's in a hospital.
@ketamine<3 I believe they were talking about the different ways to cook that arm.
@maxm60 fucking meat shortage got doctors taking bribes again I see.. dude seems passed out he will never know..
Judging by those voices, he's in some third world country and has zero chance of getting that arm reattached.
when police takes the UNARMED training to literally
"... and then I said, 'Manuel, I'll give you $100.00 if you stick your arm up to your shoulder in Grande Guadalupe's hot taco!'"
One of those bare arms we have a right to.
With that mask he's wearing He's now the one armed bandit ........
Man, I wonder if I can get his rotator cuff. Mine is torn up..
Mr. peabody- that’s disarming.
Sherman-I don’t get it.
What up lefty
looks like hes a lefty now
is that the drummer from def leopard
Not the best magician, lifts the sheet and the arm is still there
Reminds me of my last trip to Vegas but there there were rows and rows of one-armed bandits
The knees connected to the knee bone, the arms connected to the...oh wait a minute, no it isn’t!