THE "OH SHIT THEY ACTUALLY CUT IT OFF!" COMPILATION

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  •   GrimmWilder March 6, 2018

    this video comes in HANDY!

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    • bigsmokey86 March 6, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Get a GRIP over yourself !

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    •   wallawilly March 6, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      I'm hungry. Any finger food around?

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    •   goodster March 6, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Let's give everybody a hand for all these wonderful comments.

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      • letmefindout March 6, 2018

        @goodster

        Fuck this pussy shit and let's get to a kidney.

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  • bigsmokey86 March 6, 2018

    Ah, the joys of the third world.

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    • redmeadowlegion March 6, 2018

      @bigsmokey86

      Yeah, no wonder these countries are poor. All the fucking factory workers have one hand.

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      •   sarge07 March 6, 2018

        @redmeadowlegion I though the factories were short handed

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    • deadpen March 6, 2018

      @bigsmokey86 There is 3 full mins of hand chopping just on this sight. Who in their right fucking mind sees something in these countries and thinks "I can get that and not get caught" OR "Well the risk is worth the payoff"

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    • bobadfett March 7, 2018

      @bigsmokey86 you mean turd world

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  • el_yoder (mexicanamish) March 6, 2018

    They should do legs and feet more often! Shit id go to these 3rd worlders just to see some pirates! FWP!

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    •   sarge07 March 6, 2018

      @el_yoder (mexicanamish) FWP?? Fucking White People, no whites involved in these vids

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  • bobadfett March 6, 2018

    Well gotta ,, hand it,, to them and no more ,,fingering,, the bad guy who would give his ,,ear,, and listen to his beating ,,heart,, till it stopped.

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  •   ouch March 6, 2018

    Less trigger fingers!

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    • maxm60 March 6, 2018

      @ouch fingers hell - HANDS!

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    •   whobe March 6, 2018

      @ouch Great idea! We should do this to all the mass murders here in the states.

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      •   ouch March 6, 2018

        @whobe yes agreed but then let them bleed out and die and let the victims families be the ones to do it

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      •   sarge07 March 6, 2018

        @whobe agreed

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  • wild child 69 March 6, 2018

    I’ve always wanted to be a tile glider xD

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    •   ketamine<3 March 6, 2018

      @wild child 69 put your legs on a stump, we'll do the hand last might need it to hold some gauge on them legs. I got ya buddy ;)

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    • bobadfett March 7, 2018

      @wild child 69 be sure to use mop and glo and Murphy's wood soap that shit is slick on floors

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  • airsporter March 6, 2018

    Dont leave the little fellow on a slope without a chock...He wont be there when you get back otherwise!

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    •   sarge07 March 6, 2018

      @airsporter almost sounds like a brit sitcom with Patricia Rutlege, "Richard, where did, did we leave Daddy? Oh Richard you forgot the chock again".

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  • hiwudjablome March 6, 2018

    FWP,,,oh wait a minute ,,,never mind...

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  • rubber March 6, 2018

    They all left with a goody bag and a badge that says "I've made some bad decisions with my life".

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  • mrmassey March 6, 2018

    You see? All is well that ends well!

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  • the man March 6, 2018

    Ya gotta have heart !

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  • xenomorph March 6, 2018

    A middle east handjob is very different that a western one.

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  • sealex March 6, 2018

    That seal at the end looks and sounds human.... Thats some crazyshit

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  • supfishing757 March 6, 2018

    Those guys used to be handsome

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    •   ketamine<3 March 6, 2018

      @supfishing757 I see what you did there ;)

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  •   lafind March 6, 2018

    Practicing to become medical professionals. Gotta start somewhere.

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  • twofords March 6, 2018

    It kept getting worse and worse until the grand finale. I couldnt figure out if he was a midget or not, but it disturbed the hell outta me.

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  • turtlesex March 6, 2018

    They chopped off all my shit and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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    • frank n. stein March 7, 2018

      @turtlesex ....this lousy, blood-stained T-shirt

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      • turtlesex March 8, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        Yes, bloody.

        As well as pee-pee, poo-poo & pukey stained.

        mmm...

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  • marshall March 6, 2018

    I was looking in to see if they can take care of a few warts and skin tags and corns.

    And alas, for just $25, he took care of everything.

    I slipped him a fin for a tip and was on my way a happy man.

    A week later, they all healed nicely.

    Mexico: a nice place to have a professional hack small pieces of you off for a fraction of the normal price.

    Gracias, Mexico!!

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  • scelphishking March 6, 2018

    Here, here.... A round of applause for the editor. True craftsmanship, high five, bro

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  • newwaves March 6, 2018

    They should do commercials for these knives

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    •   sarge07 March 6, 2018

      @newwaves just ask Vince from Sham Wow, I hear he's lookin for work

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  •   nybadguy March 6, 2018

    I'm trying to eat wtf

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  • bwooly March 6, 2018

    Damn, the prices are high in these shithole countries.

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  •   ketamine<3 March 6, 2018

    Lesson of the day, don't steal in the Middle East.

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    • turtlesex March 7, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      Lesson update:

      Don't go to the Middle East.

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  •   ketamine<3 March 6, 2018

    Shit I can handle the chopping stuff but the sawing off his hand made me cringe. Idk why, I love seeing gore but fuck man.

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    • kojaksbozak March 6, 2018

      @ketamine<3 the guy took it like a man tho...no squirming or yelling.... Had to be drugged or something... Id have been triiping out.

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      •   ketamine<3 March 6, 2018

        @kojaksbozak I was thinking he was gagged and had a knife to his throat. Why would they drug him, they would want him to feel the pain right?

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        • turtlesex March 7, 2018

          @ketamine<3

          You didn't see that particular video?

          I thought I saw it here.

          That was a mexican cartel torture video. He was heavily drugged. They took the other hand off too.

          Then his head.

          All the while talking to him like that.

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      • maxm60 March 6, 2018

        @kojaksbozak put a torniquet on. Numbs it up and cuts the blood flow. But still.......

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  • fatlarry March 6, 2018

    nope not for me

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  • lippa March 6, 2018

    No more switch hitting it for those guys

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  • rouge_et_blanc March 6, 2018

    Yeah "god is merciful" but the rest of Islam isn't. Fucking dark ages morons. Try chopping dicks off instead at least you won't be able to procreate afterwards.

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    • kiwi cunt March 6, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc or rape livestock either.

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  •   picklehiesner March 6, 2018

    The little piggy gang is getting massacred

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  • kojaksbozak March 6, 2018

    The cat getting his ears removed and given back for him to obediently eat , shoulda told them to fuck themselves and fought to an honorable death....Cuz,They ended up cutting his throat, then his chest and stomach open and his death was long and agonizing... He was a stupid little bitch and went out as such ....

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  • maxm60 March 6, 2018

    Everyone's always getting on about how the MiddleEasterners are brutal. I spent about 4 years in the various Central American countries and some time in Africa. People always coming up with new ways to brutalize their fellow human.

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    • bigsmokey86 March 6, 2018

      @maxm60 And yet many of our leaders/elite want to import more and more here every year

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    •   ketamine<3 March 6, 2018

      @maxm60 really, may I ask what you did to live in Central America and Africa? I'm just wondering because since I was a kid I've always wanted to travel the entirety of South America but I'm not sure after 10 years of CS lol

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      • maxm60 March 7, 2018

        @ketamine<3 I was in the Marines.

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        •   ketamine<3 March 7, 2018

          @maxm60 ahh, hell yeah man. I wanted to join but with my medical issues I was denied :( that was what I wanted to do since I was a kid. Fuck life lol. Well I'm glad you didn't get beheaded down there.

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          • maxm60 March 8, 2018

            @ketamine<3 I did once. Played hell sewing my noggin back on too!

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  • smellsoffearandhate March 6, 2018

    I love it when they look surprised... Oh shit.... My

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  • smellsoffearandhate March 6, 2018

    If you steal or finger bang an infant or child... I would hope they would chop your fingers hand or head of but no... We are gonna give you your private space with three square meals and some books.... Lol i love it when i hear stories from inmates that seen or helped mark em in prison

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  • ob1 March 6, 2018

    I'd be more surprised if they didn't cut it off

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  • berget March 6, 2018

    ugh

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  • sleeko March 6, 2018

    Liberals want to bring this savagery, to your neighborhood.

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  • bigblackhead March 6, 2018

    oh those darn cut ups

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  • groovy March 6, 2018

    you see that the kebab know how to chop some ,,, the latin cant handle a fucking knife or machete for shit ...

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  • peaks March 6, 2018

    You have to hand it to them, they take it fairy well.

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  • gandog56 March 7, 2018

    Shit like this and the Libtards want us to have Sharia law over here?

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  • frank n. stein March 7, 2018

    HOW is that guy still alive with his body all cut open and a man digging his insides out??!!

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  • dman303 March 14, 2018

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  • cruiserman March 31, 2018

    Retarded lowlife

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