2 GUYS THAT MAKE 'DUMBASS' SOUND LIKE A COMPLIMENT

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  •   GrimmWilder March 8, 2018

    My 2nd wife could do that with her shrill cry of pterodactyl voice!

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    • hiwudjablome March 8, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Hummmm I may have been married to her sister at one time.

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      •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

        @hiwudjablome I think I married their mom

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        •   nybadguy March 8, 2018

          @sarge07 I think I'm fucking there granny.

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          •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

            @nybadguy lucky bastard

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            • hiwudjablome March 9, 2018

              @sarge07

              right ,,shes the only one with any money.......

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    • redmeadowlegion March 8, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      was that a giant exploding dido?

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  • airsporter March 8, 2018

    How do you know when you have crossed the finish line?

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    • letmefindout March 8, 2018

      @airsporter

      By the sound of the cannon, duh.

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      • airsporter March 8, 2018

        @letmefindout Ha+ Wouldent mind a go at that!

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    •   ketamine<3 March 8, 2018

      @airsporter they put a brick wall 5 feet after it to let you know, pretty effective.

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  • turtlesex March 8, 2018

    Those runners were still auditioning for Monty Python.

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  •   ouch March 8, 2018

    There is no hope!

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    •   ketamine<3 March 8, 2018

      @ouch help me Obi Wan Kanobi...

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    •   happyjack March 8, 2018

      @ouch it's our 2nd amendment right to own a cannon. I have one, it's part of my protection plan against enemy kingdoms. derp

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      •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

        @happyjack I have a 12 pd mountain howitzer

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        • airsporter March 8, 2018

          @sarge07 Ha+

          But I bought that bright yellow oildrum from the bloke...

          I dont live in the mountains...So whose scared now bahooh!

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  • hiwudjablome March 8, 2018

    Dudes mom in #2 is gonna be pissed

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  • maxm60 March 8, 2018

    Good thing that was a brick house. A wooden one might've buckled.

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  • frank n. stein March 8, 2018

    At least the first guy has the excuse of being blindfolded.

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    • letmefindout March 8, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      Excuse or alibi?

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  •   ketamine<3 March 8, 2018

    Shit I'd get drunk and shoot off a cannon too if I had one. That's badass.

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    •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

      @ketamine<3 make a trip to Pioneer Village on the weekends, I have friends with the artillery. Tell em I sent ya and they may let you pull the lanyard on a gun

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      •   ketamine<3 March 8, 2018

        @sarge07 might just do that. The biggest I have is a .50 cal black powder, I'm sure that's a pea shooter compared to a cannon.

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        •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

          @ketamine<3 go to the artillery camp, it's easy to find it's the largest camp there. Ask for Mike van der Matten, or Hunter Quint tell them the idiot in charge of registration at Picacho sent ya. They'll take good care of ya. Who knows you get the reenactment bug. Oh, and Hunter rides as well.

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  • qaz March 8, 2018

    Anytime Johnny Cash is playing at a gathering, good chance there will be firearms at some point.

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    •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

      @qaz they have firearms in heaven?

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    • airsporter March 8, 2018

      @qaz Ha+

      I'll buy some of that.

      As you say in the U.S.

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  • fiddledeedee March 8, 2018

    Now they can go into the building and interview the people who have shards of glass in their face.

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  •   lafind March 8, 2018

    Well that probably ruined the hearing of everyone within 200 feet.

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  • bwooly March 8, 2018

    I think there were way more than two dumbasses here.

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  • fuckitman March 8, 2018

    Fucking millenials

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  •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

    I had a nock gun once. The first time I fired it t blew all the pictures off every wall in the back of the house.

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    • airsporter March 8, 2018

      @sarge07 Forgive the ignorance..Whats 'nock' gun?

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      •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

        @airsporter it's a Napoleonic era British 7 barreled .50 cal rifle. When fired all, barrels fire together. originally issued to the Irish Brigades, and British Navy. The sailors refused to use them after being blown off the "crows nests", and the Irish threw them away and took up Enfield musketoons after firing them once. 10 were found in Savanah Georgia in 1861 and issued to the Savanah 1st Dragoons CSA and when they were thrown from the saddle after shooting, they as well threw them away. Trust me, that nock gun will kick worse than a Missouri Red Mule.

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        • airsporter March 8, 2018

          @sarge07 Cheers for the background info.

          Shall research this a bit further. Ha+

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          •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

            @airsporter neat guns, but very rough on the shooter, LOL

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            •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

              @sarge07 petty negger strikes again, fuckin bitch

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  • smellsoffearandhate March 8, 2018

    Blind folded running.... All we need now is a wall of spikes at the finish line

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  •   acairman March 8, 2018

    After all the running they do from child support and fatherhood, a fenced wall stops them?

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  • rileydevil March 8, 2018

    Dumbfucks more like it

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  • isma March 8, 2018

    trangender dildo??

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  • working4theweekend March 8, 2018

    They were all drunk

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