not Captain Stabbin
@pewpewpowa Hah, nice
♪Momma said stab me four times!♪
Catchy tune,......I like it!
Welcome back Leonidas
@marshall you should get our app and sing on it
no homo tho
I aint in to that gay shit
if you feel me
If you want the job done right, ya gotta do it yourself.
@letmefindout apparently not, he fucked it up. Missed the jugular but a few feet.
He should of went down the street to Reyansh's hut. He would of done it right and would of had a new head for his fireplace mantle.
@ketamine<3 Maybe we’ll be lucky and he stuck his spleen.
Oh look, Romanian Gypsies...Awesome!
Well that was better than them eating those tripod thingys
He should have kept going why stop at four?
@wild child 69 i counted 6
Fucking attention seeking bitch. Nothing to see here.
Looking for sympathy but he will still have to pay child support.
@ketamine<3 That's why if people want to commit suicide I say let em.
@ketamine<3 yeah just a flesh wound
@happyjack "You're a loonie"
@happyjack 'Tis but a scratch.
Well there goes my plan for the weekend
Fuck him. I wouldn't save his dumb ass.
When you need surgery but you’re scared of doctors
He could have just undone his ponytail and stopped being such a drama queen.
Little tiny pocket knife,,next time get one of those cartel blades..
@hiwudjablome Yeah, but they take more than 4 hits to break the skin.
Hey ma. Look what I can do.
he should have cut off his silly rats tail
@bigblackhead from the neck up.
Is she trying to get him to sign some papers before he passes out?
Stop crying drama queen
more than 2 thrusts and most of you fags would be done
Theres an episode of futurama where fry goes in a suicide booth... Those whould be real for idiots fucks like him...scarring a family... POS
He probably did it over the girl heard screaming in the background. No chick is worth doing that shit..
Now if he can sew up the holes....that would be impressive!!
Fucking great now they are going to ban kitchen knives. Just kidding we already know it was a AR15
Damn dude! You do know that habit can kill you, right?
I heard that the guy just found out he won a date with Whoopie Goldberg.
They told him it was a prank knife but it wasn't
Borat's retard brother got out again
Fucking pussy, bit of salt n lemon will clean that right up
Bad idea? Looked like a good idea for that fucker to stab himself to me!
Do it properly
He stabby stabs himself six times
How do I make a picture..
@studd3rz you have google trojan.exe and download from the link on that site. Its so awesome. It actually improves the playback quality
@cyberbu11y I dont want your virus
@cyberbu11y child fiddler
Blood blood. Makes the grass grow green! #O'buma
What happened to a few rolaids or sum "plop plop fiz fiz"?
Is there a number that stabbing yourself turns out to be a good idea..?
@xxxmass Yeah ...Zero ....
Hes sitting up looking all suprised that he's in pain, MFer get outta here! You knew what you signed up for... Get outta here with that shit xD
you dying??? yeah, you dying...
This dude does not like his liver!
Behold the wonder of natural selection working it's wonders.
He looks traumatized but he did it to himself!
That's just a superficial cut, nothing to worry about.
I guess scratching didn't quite get that itch.
Who would have thought
That's one way to make the liver quiver ....
Ahah, i am living here, Azerbayjan
Fucking wimp. What an attention whore.
now dont you feel special