His foot fell asleep!.....oh wait..................
@GrimmWilder ....... Doc. said Just sleep on it .... you will be ok in the morning ....
"If I can't have it, nobody gets it!"
Looks so chilled must have what he's smoking
The classic pillow/foot swap gag.
Works every time.
keep it clean and use a pillow case
@joedumber typical Obama care.
they didn`t want him to lose it
@stenchfart Maybe he's taking it home to use as a foot stool.
The leg bones connected to the Pillow bone!
@ouch That was a last moment emotional/alone time with your foot before 'parting' for ever
@ouch they ran of pillows, when they run out of beds they go to the morgue to resupply.
Cut loose, footloose
Kick off the Sunday shoes
Ooh-wee Marie, shake it, shake it for me
Woah, Milo, come on, come on let's go
Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose
When the doctor comes to remove his pillow he'll say "ahahah stop it tickles!"
'Falling asleep on the job.'
Guilty as charged he hasn'a leg to stand on.
Oh my, I sense trouble afoot.
Anything is a pillow to savage foreigners.
@sexmaster IKR. Give those ungrateful bastards an inch and they take a foot.
I sometimes sleep with my head at the foot of the bed.
@harly9 Thats because you have Reversed Polarity Syndrome.
I get that when I'm pissed!
@airsporter Me too. Can't tell up from down. I hear the most interesting tales the next day!
Recycling benefoots everyone...
I think Juan misunderstood "my leg fell asleep" and used his imagination to fill in the gaps
he stuck his foot up someones ass and just got it removed..
When your pillow is 12 inches long, that makes it a foot.
why'd they let him keep it? Looks wrapped pretty well, no blood so I'm assuming it's stitched up. Start the fire, dinner will be on at 5 tonight!
@ketamine<3 he'll turn it into an umbrella stand
In some 3rd world countries they give you the parts removed after surgery.
When my wife gave birth the nurse handed me a red bio bag half filled with liquid,, i asked what it was and was told it was the afterbirth and i was supposed to bury it beside our house..
No no no, you got a leg to stand on!
and it's machine washable !
I said brake a leg not sleep with one. Ya dumb fuk.
@nybadguy I need a BRAKE from your comments!
@halfthang you pulling my LEG stop. +
The sad and scary thing is many of these so called medical "professionals " emigrate to America as doctors.
He's saving it for a snack later, it's a long hop home.
He's head over heels about sleeping on that table
Looks like he is used to having his ankles up behind his ears...
Forty winks on a foot that stinks
As A Noted Keyboard A & E Trauma Consultant.
I prescribe 200mg of intravenous Viagra to stop him rolling off that shitty cot and sustaining possible head injuries.
"Keyboard A & E Trauma Consultant".....das funny!
Wallawilly it is more FIP(FUCKING Indain People)!
wow, those Indian guru's are really limber
Works better than chloroform!
Talk about head over heels
Munchies when he wakes up.
After he's used it as a pillow, he can take it home and cook it up for a few decent meals.
I am wondering if the victim is using he decapitated lower left leg as a MF" PILLOW...
Ah - ha! That's what a foot rest is ...
Just makes it easier to play “this little piggy”
Guess he won't have to worry about those nagging bone spurs in his ankles anymore. Sooooo he's got that goin' for him.
Just think of all the money heel save on sock! Puh da pum,,,Tssss.
Left shoes for sale ... cheap
Coach says walk it off !
Talk about putting your foot in your mouth...
Wasn't he in that movie, My Left Foot???
welcome to india, how may i help you.
Losing his foot made him desperate enough to steal someone else's flipper. He's shrewdly camouflaging it as a pillow til nobody is looking and he can make his hopaway.
Keep the leg up u be grand
Let the man sleep