You know,....if a fire extinguisher falls out of your ass,..it's a bit too loose,.,.
Just wrap your fist around it and reinsert it back in.
You know, when it comes to a fire extinguisher falling out – that's still very tight
I'm looking for a Vizio 43" flat screen to fall out to be too loose.
Thank you Ouch, for your user submission but next time can you please write CS on your ass cheeks.
Thank you in advance
@GrimmWilder LMMFAO...... cunt
@ouch HA! Funny Grimm!
A strong bond that will last 'til next tuesday!
@marshall HAHAHA, you have great faith young one
Yes?...me Brother Blood?
Somewhere there's a Mom and Dad drying there eyes of tears of pride.
@burfurger Their not there. Oops.
That is her dad
and moms holding the camera lights
Who's next?! I think we can all fit at the same time... without even touching swords!
Awww, there goes my Sunday newspaper Edition holder, dammit!
@burfurger while you're in there look for my truck keys
Penacilllan will put out that fire.
That's not the first time that "fire" has been "extinguished"
Practicing for her first BBC
@lgr94 you wish
Fire in the hole
It's too . Not to
You saw that tOO?
A carefully inserted Mento after a diet coke enema is an equally (and cost) effective option.
@letmefindout how many liters will that ass hold?
I'm guessing a 2 liter. According to the sage wisdom of Ouchwilder (above) we may derive a better quote.
Sarge was asking about your ass good sir..
@wallawilly OH HELL NO!! LOL
Being a fellow Native I seriously doubt it. But fucking the White man....(Over) is just a revenge tactic (Hint = Casinos...)
That's funny. Ive been to the Native casinos 3 times in OK and never walked out a loser.
@wallawilly the odds at an "Indian" casino are the same as Vegas or other casino's. That rumor was started years ago by bullshit artists that didn't want Native to build casino's on tribal land. The O' Odham (pronounced O' O thAm) built their first casino in Tucson on tribal lands the Anglos went spastic and attempted to stop the construction. ten year later the res has a hospital, two new schools, a home for the elderly with hospice care, put many tribal and non tribal members to work with good paying jobs and a college. Tribal members get a nice check from the revenues at the end of the year. Worked out great.
A crazyshit public service announcement
Got an out of service suppression unit here off one of our Kenworths, maybe she could try that on for size.. I would've been impressed if he pulled the pin and let her go...
This works great when you have had too much chili.
@xenomorph you've tried it then? Lol ;)
@ketamine<3 When your ass is going off like a volcano it's amazing what you consider a good idea.
@xenomorph hahaha! I suppose so!
@xenomorph no such thing as "too much chili"
They forgot to turn her upside down and dyna-bolt her to the wall.
Any idiot knows things fall out of the clam if they're not head down and feet up
I think Costco has low priced diapers in bulk right now.
Shit must falll out of her ass
@supfishing757 the fire extinguisher did
@supfishing757 I think shit parachutes out of her arse!!
Well thats put any fire I had out!
Wait! What are the steps dammit?
"Something kinda sad about the way things have come to be. Desensitized to everything. What became of subtlety?"
@oldrooster social media, where dumbasses feel the to show their ass
@sarge07 Ha. Like in my case. You are what you eat. Zing
I prefer to use my hose!
@lafind you play fireman Kyle?
@sarge07 Kyle? like Gomer?
@lafind South Park
Wow it looks like her anus was bending light and time towards it
@arg Black holes do exist!
BA HA HA HA
@arg Professor Hawking (rest his soul) was right afterall
@sarge07 Going to have to recalibrate a whole new Nomenclature of damage by Evil Bus / Cartels/ Mopeds etc :
'The Hawking Index'
@airsporter I'm not sure the good Professor would approve, LOL
@sarge07 Perhaps not ..But if he had a new set of Goodrich All Terrains on his chair instead of cheap Hankook crossplies he would be good for a few more parsecs.
@airsporter LOL he did have a great sense of humor
I'm telling you, the makers of depends stock is going to skyrocket in 5 to 10 years.
@luvthick i'm investing now
Throw in a good plunger maker in your portfolio while you're at it! Constipation for a month and this bitch will fill up a tub.
@wallawilly good possibilities in human waste products it seems, LOL
NO ONE needs to put something that big inside them.
@frank n. stein really? Who would have known? Just kiddin with ya
@frank n. stein
Linda Lovelace didnt get your message.
So where’s the fire
There's probably a scuba tank and a border collie still in there. Hopefully, the border collie is using the scuba tank.
would have been better if he used the one off the wall
READY TORPEDO #1........and ....LAUNCH!!!
I'd love to hack my works fire safety program and add this to it. Very helpful information.
@ketamine<3 you do so successfully and i'll give a shiny new quarter
Pull the pin!
@mclovin510 wait three seconds, then........................
Fire in da hole
@nybadguy fire in da cave cave??
@sarge07 lol +
That's a black hole even the late Stephen Hawking would be proud of!
lord have mercy
And she thought she was hot shit.
Is it wrong I wanna see that extinguisher fall and crack the valve and then shoot up her ass like a bottle rocket?
I don't think they know how to properly use a fire extinguisher
PROLAPSE DEE BUTTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!!!!
That's a great PSA should be played at every workplace. Fire safety is #1.
In my case that would amount to using a squirt gun on a forest fire.
she said “you’re a big asshole”
He just laughed.
Volunteer firefighters are sitting in a big circle right now jacking each other off watching this...
Holy fuck dude
What are the slim chances that she could be using it for her indigestion?
When sits on a toilet does she drop all the way to the floor?
I’m impressed. She rehearsed a few times...
You can hide a fugitive in there