CRAZYSHIT'S GUIDE TO FIRE SAFETY

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  •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2018

    You know,....if a fire extinguisher falls out of your ass,..it's a bit too loose,.,.

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    • letmefindout March 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Just wrap your fist around it and reinsert it back in.

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    • marshall March 16, 2018

      @GrimmWilde

      You know, when it comes to a fire extinguisher falling out – that's still very tight

      I'm looking for a Vizio 43" flat screen to fall out to be too loose.

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  •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2018

    Thank you Ouch, for your user submission but next time can you please write CS on your ass cheeks.

    Thank you in advance

    King Wilder

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    •   ouch March 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder LMMFAO...... cunt

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      • marshall March 14, 2018

        @ouch HA! Funny Grimm!

        A strong bond that will last 'til next tuesday!

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        •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

          @marshall HAHAHA, you have great faith young one

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      •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2018

        @ouch

        Yes?...me Brother Blood?

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  •   burfurger March 14, 2018

    Somewhere there's a Mom and Dad drying there eyes of tears of pride.

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    •   burfurger March 14, 2018

      @burfurger Their not there. Oops.

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    • hiwudjablome March 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      That is her dad

      and moms holding the camera lights

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  •   burfurger March 14, 2018

    Who's next?! I think we can all fit at the same time... without even touching swords!

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    • marshall March 14, 2018

      Awww, there goes my Sunday newspaper Edition holder, dammit!

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @burfurger while you're in there look for my truck keys

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  • 72jayd March 14, 2018

    Penacilllan will put out that fire.

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  • qaz March 14, 2018

    That's not the first time that "fire" has been "extinguished"

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  • lgr94 March 14, 2018

    Practicing for her first BBC

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  •   ouch March 14, 2018

    Fire in the hole

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  • digurgutsout March 14, 2018

    It's too . Not to

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    • marshall March 14, 2018

      @digurgutsout

      You saw that tOO?

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  • letmefindout March 14, 2018

    A carefully inserted Mento after a diet coke enema is an equally (and cost) effective option.

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @letmefindout how many liters will that ass hold?

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      • letmefindout March 14, 2018

        @sarge07

        I'm guessing a 2 liter. According to the sage wisdom of Ouchwilder (above) we may derive a better quote.

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        •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

          @letmefindout

          Sarge was asking about your ass good sir..

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          •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

            @wallawilly OH HELL NO!! LOL

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          • letmefindout March 14, 2018

            @wallawilly

            Being a fellow Native I seriously doubt it. But fucking the White man....(Over) is just a revenge tactic (Hint = Casinos...)

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            •   wallawilly March 15, 2018

              @letmefindout

              That's funny. Ive been to the Native casinos 3 times in OK and never walked out a loser.

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              •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

                @wallawilly the odds at an "Indian" casino are the same as Vegas or other casino's. That rumor was started years ago by bullshit artists that didn't want Native to build casino's on tribal land. The O' Odham (pronounced O' O thAm) built their first casino in Tucson on tribal lands the Anglos went spastic and attempted to stop the construction. ten year later the res has a hospital, two new schools, a home for the elderly with hospice care, put many tribal and non tribal members to work with good paying jobs and a college. Tribal members get a nice check from the revenues at the end of the year. Worked out great.

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  •   stenchfart March 14, 2018

    A crazyshit public service announcement

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  • cazaly March 14, 2018

    Got an out of service suppression unit here off one of our Kenworths, maybe she could try that on for size.. I would've been impressed if he pulled the pin and let her go...

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  • xenomorph March 14, 2018

    This works great when you have had too much chili.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 14, 2018

      @xenomorph you've tried it then? Lol ;)

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      • xenomorph March 15, 2018

        @ketamine<3 When your ass is going off like a volcano it's amazing what you consider a good idea.

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @xenomorph no such thing as "too much chili"

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  • farcanal March 14, 2018

    They forgot to turn her upside down and dyna-bolt her to the wall.

    Any idiot knows things fall out of the clam if they're not head down and feet up

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  • cubbage March 14, 2018

    I think Costco has low priced diapers in bulk right now.

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  • supfishing757 March 14, 2018

    Shit must falll out of her ass

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @supfishing757 the fire extinguisher did

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    •   graveyard March 16, 2018

      @supfishing757 I think shit parachutes out of her arse!!

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  • airsporter March 14, 2018

    Well thats put any fire I had out!

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  • txdo_msk March 14, 2018

    Wait! What are the steps dammit?

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  •   oldrooster March 14, 2018

    "Something kinda sad about the way things have come to be. Desensitized to everything. What became of subtlety?"

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @oldrooster social media, where dumbasses feel the to show their ass

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      •   oldrooster March 14, 2018

        @sarge07 Ha. Like in my case. You are what you eat. Zing

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  •   lafind March 14, 2018

    I prefer to use my hose!

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @lafind you play fireman Kyle?

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  • arg March 14, 2018

    Wow it looks like her anus was bending light and time towards it

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    • bwooly March 14, 2018

      @arg Black holes do exist!

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    • fiddledeedee March 14, 2018

      @arg

      BA HA HA HA

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @arg Professor Hawking (rest his soul) was right afterall

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      • airsporter March 14, 2018

        @sarge07 Going to have to recalibrate a whole new Nomenclature of damage by Evil Bus / Cartels/ Mopeds etc :

        'The Hawking Index'

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        •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

          @airsporter I'm not sure the good Professor would approve, LOL

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          • airsporter March 14, 2018

            @sarge07 Perhaps not ..But if he had a new set of Goodrich All Terrains on his chair instead of cheap Hankook crossplies he would be good for a few more parsecs.

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            •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

              @airsporter LOL he did have a great sense of humor

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  •   luvthick March 14, 2018

    I'm telling you, the makers of depends stock is going to skyrocket in 5 to 10 years.

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @luvthick i'm investing now

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      •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

        @sarge07

        Throw in a good plunger maker in your portfolio while you're at it! Constipation for a month and this bitch will fill up a tub.

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        •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

          @wallawilly good possibilities in human waste products it seems, LOL

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        •   luvthick March 14, 2018

          @wallawilly

          ;-)

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  • frank n. stein March 14, 2018

    NO ONE needs to put something that big inside them.

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @frank n. stein really? Who would have known? Just kiddin with ya

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    •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      Linda Lovelace didnt get your message.

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  • lippa March 14, 2018

    So where’s the fire

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  • fiddledeedee March 14, 2018

    There's probably a scuba tank and a border collie still in there. Hopefully, the border collie is using the scuba tank.

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  • hiwudjablome March 14, 2018

    would have been better if he used the one off the wall

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  • dry terd March 14, 2018

    READY TORPEDO #1........and ....LAUNCH!!!

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  •   ketamine<3 March 14, 2018

    I'd love to hack my works fire safety program and add this to it. Very helpful information.

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @ketamine<3 you do so successfully and i'll give a shiny new quarter

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  • mclovin510 March 14, 2018

    Pull the pin!

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @mclovin510 wait three seconds, then........................

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  •   nybadguy March 14, 2018

    Fire in da hole

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  • God damm

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  • fearandloathing March 14, 2018

    That's a black hole even the late Stephen Hawking would be proud of!

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  • fatlarry March 14, 2018

    lord have mercy

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  • tuffey March 14, 2018

    And she thought she was hot shit.

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  • lordcuntworthy March 14, 2018

    Is it wrong I wanna see that extinguisher fall and crack the valve and then shoot up her ass like a bottle rocket?

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  • rileydevil March 14, 2018

    I don't think they know how to properly use a fire extinguisher

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  • stabbert March 14, 2018

    PROLAPSE DEE BUTTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!!!!

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    • marshall March 15, 2018

      @stabbert

      Haaaaaaaa!

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  • ftw88 March 15, 2018

    That's a great PSA should be played at every workplace. Fire safety is #1.

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  • harly9 March 15, 2018

    In my case that would amount to using a squirt gun on a forest fire.

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  • toiletrat March 15, 2018

    she said “you’re a big asshole”

    He just laughed.

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  •   HJ247 March 15, 2018

    Volunteer firefighters are sitting in a big circle right now jacking each other off watching this...

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  •   spider-man March 15, 2018

    Holy fuck dude

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  • keysersoze9515 March 16, 2018

    What are the slim chances that she could be using it for her indigestion?

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  •   graveyard March 16, 2018

    When sits on a toilet does she drop all the way to the floor?

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  • gingersnatch March 17, 2018

    I’m impressed. She rehearsed a few times...

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  • lo writtens March 19, 2018

    You can hide a fugitive in there

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