OK CRAZYSHIT: IT'S TIME TO "NAME THAT POWER TOOL"

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  • gingersnatch March 17, 2018

    The Vulvalactor.

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    • frank n. stein March 17, 2018

      Dick-OnA-Stick

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    • letmefindout March 17, 2018

      @gingersnatch

      Reciprocating G-Spotinator.

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      • gingersnatch March 19, 2018

        @letmefindout I don’t think it quite goes that far

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  • rouge_et_blanc March 17, 2018

    Pissing around like that could cause a short circuit

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    • joedumber March 17, 2018

      im never getting married, never

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  • harly9 March 17, 2018

    12 pack of Bud Light aftermath. Move along CS!!!

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  • rubber March 17, 2018

    Pussy Drill is the only thing.

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  • xenomorph March 17, 2018

    One way to get rid of that fish smell.

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  •   ouch March 17, 2018

    Niagara Vag falls

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  •   fistermister March 17, 2018

    I almost fucked a chick that needed her pussy power washed.

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    •   graveyard March 17, 2018

      @fistermister almost? 2 more beers that would be a different comment?

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    • gingersnatch March 19, 2018

      @fistermister just don’t put it in her butt

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  • curiousone March 17, 2018

    If you need to powerwash it, you probably don’t want to stick your dick in it.

    Just saying.

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  • secret squirrel March 17, 2018

    She can wash my car any day.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 17, 2018

      @secret squirrel your gonna have bears following you everywhere with that fish smell.. I recommend you come up with $1.50 in quarters and just wash it yourself.

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  • tmenycologist March 17, 2018

    I never meant to cause you no pain

    But it looks like I did it again (yeah)

    Now I know I wish it would rain down, down on me.

    -Phil collins-

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  • allwhitesmustdie March 17, 2018

    My Dingus.

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 March 17, 2018

    That's clearly the gun to a power washer...duh CS...

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    • pen March 17, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 thank you private obvious

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      •   ketamine<3 March 17, 2018

        @pen * captain obvious.. there are no privates in that army.

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      •   sarge07 March 17, 2018

        @pen that pressure blew the privates away

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  •   goodster March 17, 2018

    Well that there Boys, is the Super Vag-a-Douch 3000,,, 3000psi with a cuntvenient hand trigger power wand, Briggs and Stratton 5hp motor with flexfuel technology. 50ft hoes with quick discuntnect and an array of spray nozzles. MSRP $650.

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  •   graveyard March 17, 2018

    That there is a SmellYaLater 5000, industrial Power Hoser

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  • supfishing757 March 17, 2018

    That's another way to make it rain in a strip club.

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  •   GrimmWilder March 17, 2018

    That's the new Black-n-Decker Pussy-Peckker!

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  • airsporter March 17, 2018

    Bruce Willis in Purple Rain.

    I'll stick to blowing smoke rings at a pig!

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  • arg March 17, 2018

    Finally she's clean enough for sex

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  • harly9 March 17, 2018

    Whore-Zawll Sawzall!!

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  • bigsmokey86 March 17, 2018

    Good thing that was actually Clorox Bleach.

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  • fiddledeedee March 17, 2018

    Men's cologne dispenser... must be Aqua Vulva.

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    •   sarge07 March 17, 2018

      @fiddledeedee not Hi Karate?

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  • packratmcw March 17, 2018

    Is this the Super Bowl Roto-Rooter ad ?

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  •   luvthick March 17, 2018

    "Acid Rain, Acid Rain!"

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  •   lafind March 17, 2018

    Were is this trailer park on steroids? I want to go the opposite direction.

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  • lippa March 17, 2018

    Fire hydrant release

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  • pen March 17, 2018

    Oh.. That's the new DeWalt "PORTABLE POWER DOUCHE 1200"

    This was supposed to be sold in Asian but I guess we got our hands on one. Even comes with its own drip dry rack

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  •   ketamine<3 March 17, 2018

    Wouldn't that hurt? I'm pretty sure blasting water up the vag isn't comfortable.

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    • frank n. stein March 17, 2018

      @ketamine<3 SMH

      It's a vibrating Dick OnA Stick that made her SQUIRT!

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  • marshall March 17, 2018

    Cunt Saber...

    Duh.

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  • elmjr March 17, 2018

    The portable camping shower bag with automatic warmer?

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  • james511969 March 17, 2018

    Yeah I’d just call the guy with no shirt a toool. Not a power tool.

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  • carlosmandick March 17, 2018

    Douche-o-matic 9000

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  •   sarge07 March 17, 2018

    I got nuthin

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  •   nybadguy March 17, 2018

    Power douch

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  • aquahollic March 17, 2018

    it's a drilldo

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  •   burfurger March 17, 2018

    My wife just went to a Korean spa where they offered this. Not kidding.

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    •   burfurger March 17, 2018

      @burfurger

      Who and why would you down vote this?

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  • flipflop March 17, 2018

    The SquirtDriller

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  • peaks March 17, 2018

    What ever it is, I bet that Ronco makes it.

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  •   fockenperv March 17, 2018

    Rammstein videos are getting bold

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  •   oldrooster March 17, 2018

    Tap and die.....

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  • bigblackhead March 17, 2018

    it's the gash gusher and taint tamer limited edition

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  • groovy March 17, 2018

    i dont know the tool but i know a great plomber who can seal that leak..

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  •   picklehiesner March 17, 2018

    Vaginater

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  • unkempdroid March 17, 2018

    The I'm surprised it's not Asians

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  • cazaly March 18, 2018

    AngleGina.

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  • logan0645 March 18, 2018

    Super soaker

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  • kaliboy March 18, 2018

    2020 new water gun for a woman's pleasure.

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  • ham_sammy March 18, 2018

    Probably shoots water out the tip for special effects

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  • wickedasitseems March 18, 2018

    Not sure, but now my girlfriend wants one.

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  •   pizzapie March 18, 2018

    It's called the douchematic delux

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  • fuct March 18, 2018

    Looks like a leak detector to me

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  • zombrex90 March 18, 2018

    The vagaculator, or maybe the twat knocker

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  • ihateeverybody March 26, 2018

    Corded power tool and her spraying pisscum all over dude holding the sawsall.

    So is it extra kinky getting a zap of 110v?

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