MAFIA STYLE: MAN FOUND NAILED TO TREE IN NEW MEXICO

crazyshit User Avatar
crazyshit
84,701 Views 8 months ago

Police in New Mexico have released video footage showing the rescue of a man whose hands were nailed to a tree. In May, a city worker found Jose Duran in the middle of the Bosque in Albuquerque, N.M., where he was nailed to a tree yelling for help, KRQE reports.

The worker told police he was freaked out because he wasn't sure if other people were around. When police arrived, they found Duran still conscious, but he was groaning in pain. The video showed the moment police called for help as the officer told Duran paramedics were on the way. Duran wouldn't tell police his name or what happened to him, but eventually he opened up.

Cow shootings in N.M. raises fears of cattle serial killer"Two men tried to kill me," Duran is heard saying in the video. Duran said two men were sent there that day to threaten and scare him due to his part in "an ugly real estate deal." Over a dozen first responders showed up to aid Duran and to cut him loose from the tree.

  • rouge_et_blanc March 17, 2018

    Either I am drunk or I have taken LSD or the cameraman needs to go to photo school and get a cmaera with more than 0.1 megapixel etc.

    First is like winning the lottery but without the cash

    +4 -1
    • frank n. stein March 17, 2018

      Jesus Christ!

      +2 -0
      • letmefindout March 17, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        His name was Jesus (Hey zuess)

        +1 -0
      • flipflop March 17, 2018

        @frank n. stein Jesus was a shemale

        +0 -1
        • blackenedamerica March 17, 2018

          @flipflop Well it didnt take you long to show your ignorance!

          +2 -0
    •   wallawilly March 17, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc

      Cmon man!!! You're better than that first shit. Leave that for the idiot Goff's of the net.

      +1 -0
      • turtlesex March 17, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Goffsayswhat?

        +0 -0
        •   fistermister March 17, 2018

          @turtlesex

          What.... What the fuck is a Goff?

          +0 -0
          • turtlesex March 18, 2018

            @fistermister

            A goff is when you take a shit in your hand and then you hand feed the shit to yourself until it's alllll gone.

            So, go get goffed.

            +1 -1
    •   sarge07 March 17, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc that's the shitty body cams Obama forced the Border Partol and ICE to use.

      +0 -0
      • joedumber March 17, 2018

        @sarge07 and too cheap to build a wall

        +1 -0
        •   sarge07 March 17, 2018

          @joedumber "Wouldn't" build a wall or enforce our immigration laws

          +0 -0
    • baddogonline March 17, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc This is some Mexican border shit.

      +1 -0
  • harly9 March 17, 2018

    Wannabe Jesus! Guess what? You're a fucking dumbass!

    +2 -2
    • supfishing757 March 17, 2018

      @harly9

      Maybe he committed treeson.

      +8 -0
      •   GrimmWilder March 17, 2018

        @supfishing757 +++

        Some puns can get you shot!......this one comes close Brother!....LOL

        +1 -0
    •   HJ247 March 17, 2018

      @harly9 so Jesus walks into a hotel, he hands 3 nails to the receptionist and asks, can you put me up for the night?

      +0 -0
    • joedumber March 17, 2018

      @harly9 i agree, fake as fuk, he's trying to make a name for himslef and get famous as the man who survives crucifixion. the bill for emergency response will be real though

      +0 -1
  • xenomorph March 17, 2018

    Do you have an id or something.....sure man let me get it out of my pocket.

    +8 -0
    •   goodster March 17, 2018

      @xenomorph My first thought too.

      +2 -0
    • phuket_3ways March 17, 2018

      @xenomorph ........Jesus christ give him a break...

      +1 -1
    • frank n. stein March 17, 2018

      @xenomorph

      He could've said, "Yeah, it's in my back pocket."

      +0 -0
  • rubber March 17, 2018

    When was this recorded? 1995 with a brick phone?

    +3 -0
  •   fistermister March 17, 2018

    After 15 years of paying interest only loan, that Jackass deserved being crucified!

    +2 -0
  • curiousone March 17, 2018

    Don’t piss off the mafia.

    They tend to get their way.

    +2 -0
  • secret squirrel March 17, 2018

    Hang on a minute..

    +4 -0
  •   goodster March 17, 2018

    Fuckin tree huggers!

    +2 -1
  • jonren March 17, 2018

    It's in fucking New Mexico throw fucking cartel style in the title! It's low hanging fruit, unlike his hands.

    +1 -1
  •   HJ247 March 17, 2018

    "Come down! Get off your fucking cross! We need the fucking space, to nail the next fool martyr..."

    MJK

    +1 -1
  • bedpaneddie March 17, 2018

    Was this filmed with a flip phone from 2004?

    +4 -0
    •   ketamine<3 March 17, 2018

      @bedpaneddie it happened in 2017 so I hope not.

      +1 -0
      •   sarge07 March 17, 2018

        @ketamine<3 Obama's body cams

        +0 -0
    • flipflop March 17, 2018

      @bedpaneddie yes they took my phone

      +1 -0
  • airsporter March 17, 2018

    Hes called Tree-vor you thick bastard!

    +1 -1
  • supfishing757 March 17, 2018

    Don't worry about him. He looks pine to me.

    +4 -0
  • supfishing757 March 17, 2018

    Oh the irony if he was nailed to a palm tree.

    +4 -1
    • airsporter March 17, 2018

      @supfishing757 The so called 'rescuer' is thick as a plank!

      +4 -0
      •   sarge07 March 17, 2018

        @airsporter legally he can't do anything until EMS gets there.

        +0 -0
        • airsporter March 17, 2018

          @sarge07 - Well if I read your implication corectly... He's the last Bitch I would like to find me if I fell off my Moped!

          +1 -0
          •   sarge07 March 17, 2018

            @airsporter perhaps but they don't carry tools with them for a situation like this

            +0 -0
            • airsporter March 19, 2018

              @sarge07 Wot - not even a claw hammer?

              +0 -0
  • arg March 17, 2018

    He nailed his son of god impression

    +2 -0
  • bigsmokey86 March 17, 2018

    He's going to have stigmata now.

    +2 -0
  • bigblackhead March 17, 2018

    what's your favorite color ? how many eggs in a dozen ? who won best supporting actor in a drama ?

    +6 -0
  • ohlord March 17, 2018

    They just had to hang up another Jesus

    +1 -1
    • marshall March 17, 2018

      @ohlord

      The Jews are at it again. :^J

      +3 -0
  • marshall March 17, 2018

    He didn't say "you know who's" name...

    Heisenberg lives...

    +1 -0
  •   luvthick March 17, 2018

    Their still stuck in the old days, when he said I'll set a reminder for easter he had no idea what he was in for.

    +1 -0
  • marshall March 17, 2018

    I'm sure he has enough crapioli in his drawers to fertilize another tree.

    +1 -0
  •   lafind March 17, 2018

    Hey man what are you doing? Really? Just hanging out, I kinda got nailed!

    +1 -0
  • lippa March 17, 2018

    They forgot the peanut butter on his dick for yogi the bear

    +1 -0
  •   ketamine<3 March 17, 2018

    Hopefully he got to fuck one of his hands in the ambalamps at least once.

    +1 -0
  •   happyjack March 17, 2018

    Video quality is so bad that my phone refuses to play it.

    +1 -1
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 18, 2018

      @happyjack,

      Must be before they got into megapixels. 8 track cell phone.

      +0 -1
  • hellokitty March 17, 2018

    That New Mexico police dept. got ripped off by whoever sold them those bodycams.

    +2 -0
  • salvador76 March 17, 2018

    USA = the mob, gangs, white nationalists, anti governmental militia groups, terrorist groups and now cartels? We're doomed.

    +0 -1
    •   sarge07 March 17, 2018

      @salvador76 you forgot militant gays and feminists

      +0 -0
  •   sarge07 March 17, 2018

    Looks like a Sinaloa Cartel act rather than one of a cattle killer that has been killing cattle on land that a few land developers have their eyes on for an upscale development.

    +0 -0
  •   nybadguy March 17, 2018

    My name is GET ME THE FUCK DOWN.

    +2 -0
  •   burfurger March 17, 2018

    "Duuude. Am I glad to see you! My nuts itch!!!! Can you give me a hand!!! Puh--LEEAASSSSE!!!"

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 17, 2018

      @burfurger we'll let maddog handle that situation

      +1 -0
      •   fistermister March 17, 2018

        @sarge07

        Sorry dude, I'm stealing your Valor...

        +1 -1
    •   fistermister March 17, 2018

      @burfurger

      Mad Max Has you handled.... If that what you're looking for.

      +1 -1
  • exelar March 17, 2018

    ...same can happen to you if you like to torture your penis in the forests!!!Stop Masturbating you disturb the ecosystem....!!perverds!!!

    +1 -0
  • drawrythedevil March 17, 2018

    damn this video is interesting to me, what a lucky guy..but the killers will probably finish the job unless this dude is relocated

    +1 -0
  •   picklehiesner March 17, 2018

    Nailed it

    +0 -0
  • tuffey March 17, 2018

    Hang in there buddy, helps on the way.

    +0 -0
  • peaks March 18, 2018

    A different twist on a 'tree hugger'.

    +0 -0
  • halfthang March 18, 2018

    Was he recording with a Potatoe?

    +0 -0
  • ironduke March 18, 2018

    how deliverancesque

    +0 -0
  • tsavo March 18, 2018

    "do you have any ID" lol, yeah let me get my wallet out for you fucker.

    +0 -0
  • rieder March 18, 2018

    This reminds me of a joke. Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

    The picture needs only one nail.

    +0 -0
  • rs1 March 18, 2018

    Show Me Your Hands

    +0 -0
  •   pizzapie March 18, 2018

    The was Jesus not Jose

    +0 -0
  • r-sin March 19, 2018

    Down by the Bosque in my city gotta love Albuquerque

    +0 -0
  • preest April 3, 2018

    hope they got caught

    +0 -0
  • jaymez September 16, 2018

    "hey, what's going on brutha"

    Oh ya know, just hanging

    +0 -0
Live Cams
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories User Uploads Forums Submit Login Register