COPS OUTSMART THREE COSTCO THIEVES, AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL

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Two thieves burst through the emergency exit of the SoDo Costco carrying armloads of stolen laptops and vacuums Wednesday afternoon, only to spot a group of officers standing between them and their getaway driver.

On March 14th, at about 5:30 pm, South Precinct officers responded to a call of a shoplift in progress at the Costco. Loss Prevention officers inside the store recognized one of the suspects inside and said he had previously stolen items in the past and run out the fire exit. According to the security personnel, the suspect had carried a large knife in past incidents.

Officers responded to the store and located a black Toyota occupied by a female driver, backed up to a set of emergency doors. The officers pulled their patrol vehicle in front of the Toyota to prevent it from leaving and contacted the 18-year-old woman.

As police were interviewing the woman in the car, officers standing at the emergency exit could hear someone attempting to open the doors.

Moments later, two suspects, a 30-year-old man and a 21-year-old woman opened the emergency doors and attempted to walk out of the store carrying stolen computers and vacuum cleaners.

  • ithinkimdumb March 18, 2018

    Surprise!

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    • letmefindout March 18, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb

      The real surprise is that they violated the merchandise return policy.

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      • ithinkimdumb March 18, 2018

        @letmefindout... this is true

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        • joedumber March 18, 2018

          there's been a rash of laptop robberies in supermarkets, there probably all related, I mean family wise. dumbasses

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  •   burfurger March 18, 2018

    I thought Costco was supposed to be so cheap you didn't need to steal. Maybe they couldn't afford the membership fees.

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    • joedumber March 18, 2018

      @burfurger obviously they're a bunch of dumbasses

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    • elmjr March 18, 2018

      @burfurger some people "need" to steal!

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  • letmefindout March 18, 2018

    Another Costco sale fail.

    +2 -1
    • letmefindout March 19, 2018

      @letmefindout

      Shit, I got negged by Costco Corporate.

      +0 -0
  • 72jayd March 18, 2018

    I shouldn’t of smoked that last bowl. I don’t understand it?????

    +1 -0
  • airsporter March 18, 2018

    'BOO!-SHITTERS!

    +1 -1
  • secret squirrel March 18, 2018

    Aren’t thier pants supposed to catch fire?.... oh wait that’s lying.

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  •   ouch March 18, 2018

    I fucking hate thieves

    Oh and just a quick question, Does anyone know any good sites I can download movies from?

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    •   burfurger March 18, 2018

      @ouch What types of clips ya lookin for?

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      •   ouch March 18, 2018

        @burfurger the latest release movies lol

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        •   burfurger March 18, 2018

          @ouch

          A friend had The Commuter downloaded to my tablet for a road trip from this site I think. https://mydownloadtube.to/ I have Netflix and free pay channels so I don't need any more movies :-) Let me know if it works! :-)

          +3 -1
          •   happyjack March 18, 2018

            @burfurger it's a joke, he says he hates theives then he asks where to get stolen movies......gonna need some more time in the minor leagues kid.

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            •   burfurger March 18, 2018

              @happyjack

              Been 30 years since someone called me kid! Thanks! :-)

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              •   happyjack March 18, 2018

                @burfurger no prob, I'm here to help :-)

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            •   ouch March 18, 2018

              @happyjack A+++ lol I am so glad that a few of you caught on, for a minute there I thought I was going to always be alone in my own little world as usual.

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        • airsporter March 18, 2018

          @ouch You just got the latest Crime Thriller....Based on a true story no less.

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    • ithinkimdumb March 18, 2018

      @ouch... ha ha +1

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      •   ouch March 18, 2018

        @ithinkimdumb I'm glad you got it....... lol

        Welcome to sarcasm class

        You got an A++ on your first test!

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    • supfishing757 March 18, 2018

      @ouch

      It's all about streaming these days. Get yourself a Firestick and put Kodi on it.

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      • supfishing757 March 18, 2018

        @supfishing757

        ... Shit!

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      •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

        @supfishing757 Kodi fucked up my laptop

        +0 -0
        • supfishing757 March 18, 2018

          @sarge07

          No need for Kodi on the laptop. Just go to the streaming site

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          •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

            @supfishing757 I did and it said I had to download their bullshit, and it royally fucked up my machine, so I'm a lil leery

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    • bigsmokey86 March 18, 2018

      @ouch 123 movies is a good site. They have all the latest and a lot of foreign movies too.

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    •   luvthick March 18, 2018

      @ouch

      ;-)

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  •   GrimmWilder March 18, 2018

    Aww,.. poor things got busted.....(╯︵╰,)

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    • bigsmokey86 March 18, 2018

      @GrimmWilder I fucking hate thieves. A lot of people don't know this but the reason why products we buy are not as cheap as they could be is because thievery is do pervasive and costs retailers billions every year.

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      •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 absolutely

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        •   luvthick March 18, 2018

          @sarge07

          Spoken like a true Native...

          +1 -1
          •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

            @luvthick what'd ya expect; Hi how Are Ya, Hi How Are Ya? LOL

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    •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

      @GrimmWilder but but but they were entitled to those things

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  • xenomorph March 18, 2018

    They blocked up the fire exit! what if there was a fire?

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  •   stenchfart March 18, 2018

    like when we usedt to sneak into the movies

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  •   toreal March 18, 2018

    Cave monkeys been stealing since they walked out of the caves.

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    • manunkind March 18, 2018

      @toreal Now now, toreal. We have to use the PC term for the Cletuses.

      It's Trailerpark Ape.

      +1 -0
  • supfishing757 March 18, 2018

    Some security cam footage from the inside would've been great too.

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  • bigblackhead March 18, 2018

    crime of the century for these keystone cops...they'll be telling this story till the end of time ffs

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  • arg March 18, 2018

    Proper dumbarses

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  • halfthang March 18, 2018

    What you in for? I stole a Handful of vacuum cleaners!

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    •   lafind March 18, 2018

      @halfthang Cuz he needed a blow job!

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      • bigsmokey86 March 18, 2018

        @lafind His life sucks!!

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      • halfthang March 19, 2018

        @lafind but now he is gonna give blow jobs

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  • boobles March 18, 2018

    If there was a real fire, I pity the poor bastard who runs straight into that fucking giant red pole...

    +3 -0
    • airsporter March 18, 2018

      @boobles Thats a valid point.....You wont see that in the smoke and panic.

      Maybe its a collection point like a game of ''Horseshoes' where the ambulance can gather up the poor sods who ran into the thing.

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  •   ketamine<3 March 18, 2018

    Got busted stealing vacuums? Suckers!

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  • frank n. stein March 18, 2018

    Sweet!

    We had something similar. An employee saw a suspicious car outside the emergency exit while on break. She looked at the driver & pretended to make a call, which freaked the driver out. Inside, associates had a perimeter around the perps, and a few asked if they could help them. It was too much attention, so they left. (In the car that was sitting by the exit)

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    • airsporter March 18, 2018

      @frank n. stein Well bugger me that was exciting!

      Thanks for sharing with group.

      'Now the Coffee Morning arrangements...'

      +3 -1
  •   picklehiesner March 18, 2018

    They never really left the store so I say breaking and entering maybe but technically nothing left the store. Fuck those cocky cops anyway !

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    • airsporter March 18, 2018

      @picklehiesner Ha +

      Will you be my Lawer?

      +1 -1
  • fiddledeedee March 18, 2018

    Can't they just let police canines chase these a-holes down and maul them for ten minutes or so? The dogs need some fun once in a while.

    +1 -0
  • stinky pete March 18, 2018

    When in doubt, spill magic!

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  • skippy joe pippy March 18, 2018

    First time in my life I ever liked cops.

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  • the void March 19, 2018

    but they didnt steal anything thing if they where still in the store...

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  • tuffey March 19, 2018

    Hide and seek ain't working to good for ya, is it?

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  • twofords March 19, 2018

    That was great lol.

    Who needs a skid of laptops anyway? That would draw suspicion right there.

    I bet they didnt steal any of the $25 dirt devils. Probably went with the $600 fancy named, but all plastic models.

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  • disturbedpup March 19, 2018

    What the fuck was with that ringing?!

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  • serviceinstaller March 20, 2018

    Vacuum cleaners?

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  • jackhermiz April 29, 2018

    Steal and be stołen From very fair

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