WELCOME TO FLORIDA

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  • ithinkimdumb March 18, 2018

    And that's pretty much what it's like down there

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    • frank n. stein March 18, 2018

      I realize her mouth was full.....ok, not FULL, but had a little something in it.....but he's too much of a talker. STFU & get blown to the soothing sounds of the beach.

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    • joedumber March 18, 2018

      i thought Cali was like that, which is better?

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      • mehofjack March 19, 2018

        @joedumber Florida....cali so stuck up

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  • letmefindout March 18, 2018

    Some women just love that shrimp cocktail

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    •   burfurger March 18, 2018

      @letmefindout

      In his case it was more along the lines of krill cocktail.

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      • letmefindout March 19, 2018

        @burfurger

        He forgot the cocktail sauce. Damn, Altzheimer's.

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    •   ouch March 18, 2018

      @letmefindout LMMFAO +1

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      • joedumber March 18, 2018

        @ouch they do that in Austrailia?

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    • cazaly March 18, 2018

      @letmefindout cold day in Florida apparently..

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      •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

        @cazaly yea it was 72 degrees

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  •   burfurger March 18, 2018

    WTF! Like she couldn't find someone younger willing to partake? With his Alzheimer's he's going to forget about it once she leaves. What a waste. And by the way, who's up for a road trip to Florida?! ;-)

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    • letmefindout March 18, 2018

      @burfurger

      Why do you ask. Are you looking for some shrimp?

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      •   burfurger March 18, 2018

        @letmefindout

        I think the geezer in the video had "shrimp" covered. Must not have taken his male enhancers that day. :-) When she said he had a toothpick he didn't get that she was talking about his dick.

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      •   lafind March 18, 2018

        @letmefindout He's just jealous!

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    • ithinkimdumb March 18, 2018

      @burfurger... Florida is land of the Sugar Daddy... Spring Break, PC or Bust! Let's ride, I got a big bag of Thrax...

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      •   burfurger March 18, 2018

        @ithinkimdumb While we're down there we need to smack the shit outta Pitbull! THEN I'll yell "World Star!"

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        • ithinkimdumb March 18, 2018

          @burfurger... let me put my shoes on

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    •   ouch March 18, 2018

      @burfurger I'm driving

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      • ithinkimdumb March 18, 2018

        @ouch... Shotgun!

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        •   ouch March 18, 2018

          @ithinkimdumb Fuck .... are you American? you might actually have a real Shot Gun!

          ;(

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          •   lafind March 18, 2018

            @ouch Hey I'm in Florida... Maybe that explains a lot!

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          •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

            @ouch more than one my friend

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          • ithinkimdumb March 18, 2018

            @ouch... yes and yes

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    •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

      @burfurger don't knock us old folks, we probably get far more than you

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    • joedumber March 18, 2018

      @burfurger right here

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  • ham_sammy March 18, 2018

    The Herpes virus, it's for life.

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    • joedumber March 18, 2018

      go 4 years with no pussy, a bitch in a bikini and you won't care, if you dont look

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  • airsporter March 18, 2018

    Hes the bigger twat wearing white sunblock!

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 March 18, 2018

    First, we don't want you down here anyway.

    Second, if you don't think it's cool getting a blowjob from some hot young strange chick on the beach, I guess I'll just take all those for myself.

    Fucking dumb ass non Floridians.

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    • supfishing757 March 18, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      Calm down we didn't know it was actually you in the video. Nice trunks by the way.

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      •   iwantagoodhj247 March 18, 2018

        @supfishing757

        I wish my dick was that big. But I do have those trunks actually. Thanks

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  • drewstl March 18, 2018

    Oh shit, That was her dad's ( The Framer ) brother taking Pic, Hope that boy hide well

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  • creepydick March 18, 2018

    That fag only took a pic

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  • cazaly March 18, 2018

    Pfft pfft pfft... Who dragged the beach hoe feet first and filled her full of sand?

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  • gfys March 18, 2018

    2 things when making a video..... First, don't have a small dick. Second, don't wear your wife's ring.

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  • xenomorph March 18, 2018

    Hi I'm Sandy nice to meet you.

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  • kiwi cunt March 18, 2018

    Florida: full of cocksuckers. And many of them are women too.

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  • kore March 18, 2018

    Since when are your balls bigger than you dick???? sad,sad,sad

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    • airsporter March 18, 2018

      @kore Just thank your lucky stars youre not in Yorkshire right now with our weather....

      And thats all I have to say about that!

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      •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

        @airsporter beautiful part of England, but to be honest I prefer the Highlands

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  • arg March 18, 2018

    She really layed out the welcome mat

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  • bigblackhead March 18, 2018

    performance anxiety and an inadequate love log AND hairy shoulders ...what a lucky WHORE !

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  •   lafind March 18, 2018

    Why are so many of you fixated on the size of the guys dick? Any dick being sucked on by a cute young girl is a good dick and I wish it was mine she was working on. I wish we got to see her pussy, now that would be worth comments!

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 March 18, 2018

      @lafind amen to that brother

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    • airsporter March 18, 2018

      @lafind Shes too good for him thats certain.

      Ungrateful sod!

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    • rs1 March 18, 2018

      @lafind Spoken like a true 3-incher... My Condolences

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      •   lafind March 19, 2018

        @rs1 On a good day with Viagra.

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      •   lafind March 19, 2018

        @rs1 Dicks just don't interest me.

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  • donpaulwood March 18, 2018

    She wasn’t talking about the toothpick in your mouth old timer, she was talking about the one in hers

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    • frank n. stein March 18, 2018

      @donpaulwood

      That's actually what I thought she was saying at first!! LOL!

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  •   ketamine<3 March 18, 2018

    And that's how VD, among others, is spread ladies and gentlemen.

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    •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

      @ketamine<3 herpes, the gift that keeps on giving

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  • boobles March 18, 2018

    Christ on a bike... if that’s all Florida has to offer I won’t bother...

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    • airsporter March 18, 2018

      @boobles The clouds were nice and fluffy!

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  • boobles March 18, 2018

    Lol! The dude in the background...

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    •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

      @boobles looks like he was getting a lil chubby too, and I don't mean his weight LOL

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  •   wallawilly March 18, 2018

    What's it called when your nutsacks bigger than your cock? (funny replies only)

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    • frank n. stein March 18, 2018

      It's called a wallawilly! LOL!

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    •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

      @wallawilly elephantiasis?

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    • airsporter March 18, 2018

      @wallawilly English Cold Snap Syndrome.

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    •   picklehiesner March 18, 2018

      @wallawilly

      Embarrassing

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    • rs1 March 18, 2018

      @wallawilly DangleRoo

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    • rs1 March 18, 2018

      @wallawilly The self-loathing genesis of ALL racism

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    •   truckingman March 18, 2018

      Wallawilly a mini missile near a Saturn five LOX sphere, Liquid OXygen tank.

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    • elmjr March 18, 2018

      @wallawilly bad luck

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  • frank n. stein March 18, 2018

    Ugh! Why is she doing that old man??!!

    Notice the brown bear circling the polar bear and his fish.

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    •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

      @frank n. stein jealous? LOL

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  • wpginterceptor March 18, 2018

    lets see the whole video...

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  •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

    Fuck this, I'm headed to Florida

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    • airsporter March 18, 2018

      @sarge07 Ha +

      Wanna go halves on a Veedub Camper?

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  •   luvthick March 18, 2018

    Gramps should just walk with his tweezers for the hand jobs.

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  • rs1 March 18, 2018

    I Don't Think She Was Talking About THAT Toothpick, ahem

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  •   picklehiesner March 18, 2018

    Nothing worse than eating a sandy clam

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  • rs1 March 18, 2018

    "When you need it baaad, We've got it good... When you need it baaaad, Come to FLORIDAAA" -- actual 1980's Florida commercial jingle. YouTube it

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    •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

      @rs1 yea, I do remember thatLOL

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  •   truckingman March 18, 2018

    I believe the probable location of, the filming for, the video near the 'Space Coast.'

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  • 2lolo March 18, 2018

    Thank God For Giving Us Sluts..

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  • deadpen March 18, 2018

    Yea it's Florida alright, limp dick old mean who can't use pills to get a hard on cause their hearts can't take it. While young women will still do anything to get some of that sweet retirement money.

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  • fatlarry March 18, 2018

    hes got a tooth pick alright

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  • bootysniffer March 18, 2018

    fuckin A im headin to florida first chance i get

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  • peaks March 19, 2018

    Throw another shrimp on the Barbie.

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  • awwyeaa March 19, 2018

    Florida's awesome

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  • rabbithole March 19, 2018

    Why not .. Bone Beach Bunny!

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  • boooze March 19, 2018

    Now that's a true whore. Very respectable.

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  • oh_fuck_you March 20, 2018

    Santa's brother, Trevor Claus, hits spring break

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  • balls mclongcock March 20, 2018

    The things money can buy

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  • caliber762 March 22, 2018

    Damn what beach is that? I live in Miami, would love to run into her.

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  • yourmom727 June 23, 2018

    Not true ..the bitches here are 60+ and can bearly drive a golf cart ..let alone suck a dick

    She's a yankee

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