IN BRAZIL, THIS IS WHAT THE LOCALS CALL "A LUCKY DAY"

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  •   burfurger March 18, 2018

    Were they thinking candy was going to come out of him?

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  • letmefindout March 18, 2018

    He's lucky that someone forgot the machete.

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  • ithinkimdumb March 18, 2018

    It's all good... he can still wear the flip flops...

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  • airsporter March 18, 2018

    Cant see if theres an exit wound on this damn phone!

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    • cazaly March 18, 2018

      @airsporter doesn't look like it..what did they shoot him with?. 25 or 32?

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      •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

        @cazaly the size of the wound looks like a 9mm, but the rounds seem very weak, even for a ghost gun.

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        • cazaly March 18, 2018

          @sarge07 going to be fun digging that out with his stick.

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    •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

      @airsporter it didn't look like an exit wound.

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      • airsporter March 18, 2018

        @sarge07 I'd be reassured with summat that had a few more Foot Pounds.

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  • ham_sammy March 18, 2018

    Lucky day in Brazil indeed!

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  • napalmsuncream March 18, 2018

    that's a case of flop envy

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  •   GrimmWilder March 18, 2018

    It's a Floopalooza beatdown!

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  •   ouch March 18, 2018

    If you like beans and piñatas.....

    and getting bashed in the brain

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    •   ketamine<3 March 18, 2018

      @ouch hahaha +

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    •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

      @ouch then come with me to Brazil,,, I got nuthin else

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  • cazaly March 18, 2018

    This one was caught fucking the farmers pig? Must've seen what happened if you fucked the daughter.

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  • gfys March 18, 2018

    Zzzz

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  •   stenchfart March 18, 2018

    he probably only had one bullet

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  • kore March 18, 2018

    Whats so lucky about getting the shit beat out of you, getting your ribs fractured, hit by massive tree branches and shot in the foot????

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    •   lafind March 18, 2018

      @kore Well considering the alternative, he could of been beheaded with a dull knife or shot 35 times from all directions so I think he's pretty lucky.

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      • bigsmokey86 March 18, 2018

        @lafind Or thrown into a pit with lots of plastic trash and chopped up tires and roasted alive. Or skinned alive too.

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    • bigsmokey86 March 18, 2018

      @kore He's lucky he still has a heartbeat and brain functions.

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    • supfishing757 March 18, 2018

      @kore

      They could've made him kiss another man.

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      • frank n. stein March 18, 2018

        @supfishing757

        THAT would've been hot!

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  • arg March 18, 2018

    That is cartel compassion its lucky for him they didn't send him home as a kit, some assembly required!

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  • halfthang March 18, 2018

    That hair cut with the high lights! That's what he gets.

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  • supfishing757 March 18, 2018

    Lucky they let him keep his flip flops

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    • boobles March 18, 2018

      @supfishing757 he really only needs the flip OR the flop at this point...

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  •   ketamine<3 March 18, 2018

    I've seen the hand but never seen them shoot them in the foot.

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    •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

      @ketamine<3 ghost gun misfired

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  • eskoll March 18, 2018

    is the punishment for assaulting and stabbing a neighborhood worker

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  • frank n. stein March 18, 2018

    To Cute To Kill

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  •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

    I see Brazil has a new tourist video

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  • rs1 March 18, 2018

    Happy Birthday Tooo Youuuu...

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  •   luvthick March 18, 2018

    Lucky for him, it was Saint Patricks Day!

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  • curiousone March 18, 2018

    How do you say “Kunta Kinte” in Portuguese?

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    • marvinftp March 20, 2018

      @curiousone PELÉ <3

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  • mclovin510 March 18, 2018

    Shot him in the foot over a shit hair style?!? RuPaul would agree.

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    •   sarge07 March 18, 2018

      @mclovin510 Ru Paul was the ring leader

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  • themanicorn March 18, 2018

    Jose would soon regret saying St. Patrick's Day is better than Cinco De Mayo...

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  • xaivior March 18, 2018

    Does no one fight back in Brazil?...

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  • fiddledeedee March 18, 2018

    I heard this is a reminder for over-due library books.

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  • tuffey March 19, 2018

    Missed his head by a foot.

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  • hiwudjablome March 19, 2018

    nice looking flip flops.......

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  • lo writtens March 19, 2018

    He like at least my head still on my neck

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  • mrmassey March 19, 2018

    Says "next time you get it in the head, you understand?"

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  • thebobo March 19, 2018

    They beat the ugly out of him.

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    • turtlesex March 21, 2018

      @thebobo

      Walken the Clown.

      I had the doll as a kid.

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  • serviceinstaller March 20, 2018

    No shit...someone in Brazil lived to fight another day?

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  • preest April 2, 2018

    I always wanted to go to Brazil

    I can say happily I have changed my mind sickening.

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  • dmo April 6, 2018

    Rub some dirt on it

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