ANNNND NOW I'LL NEVER EAT WATERMELON AGAIN

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  • bigsmokey86 March 19, 2018

    Pop goes the cherrrrryyyy!!

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    •   burfurger March 19, 2018

      @bigsmokey86

      Thanks for letting us know what just happened in front of your computer while you watched it! :-)

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  •   burfurger March 19, 2018

    If that watermelon was seedless to begin with...it isn't anymore.

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    • harly9 March 19, 2018

      @burfurger I see what you did there LOL. +++

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 March 19, 2018

    I'LL never eat watermelon again for a different reason... wink wink

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    •   ketamine<3 March 19, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 cause you fucked it first?

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      •   iwantagoodhj247 March 19, 2018

        @ketamine<3 noooo! I'd def eat it after that! There's a certain stereotype that goes with watermelon that I don't want to be attached to. That's all.

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  • letmefindout March 19, 2018

    And yall wonder why I'm not a vegetarian.

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  • fiddledeedee March 19, 2018

    That's using the ol' melon!

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  • supfishing757 March 19, 2018

    I've seen so many of these on CS, I think I'm immune to "Suprise it's a tranny" videos.

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    •   sarge07 March 19, 2018

      @supfishing757 same here, they need a "pop a dick" category

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 19, 2018

    And we bitch when black dudes let their pants sag.

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    •   burfurger March 19, 2018

      @Cory H.

      Imagine the comments if this clip were a black tranny with saggy pants fuckin' a melon. Comedy Gold!

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    • marshall March 19, 2018

      @Cory H.

      Who bitches?

      Easier for the cops to catch.

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  • xenomorph March 19, 2018

    Typical vegans

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  •   GrimmWilder March 19, 2018

    *Note to self*

    Never buy fruit from a fruit!

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  • hiwudjablome March 19, 2018

    theres a lot of wrong going on here.....

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  • airsporter March 19, 2018

    Tragic!

    Were the Office watermelons twin brothers ?

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    •   sarge07 March 19, 2018

      @airsporter 4th floor of the Pickle

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  •   graveyard March 19, 2018

    Is this FDA approved?

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    •   ketamine<3 March 19, 2018

      @graveyard federal dick association? Yes?.. it is approved as long at the melon is paid for.

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      •   sarge07 March 19, 2018

        @ketamine<3 so, no fuckin the melons before leaving the walmart?

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        •   ketamine<3 March 19, 2018

          @sarge07 well if you bought it by all means fuck it in the store I'm not saying not to. Just pay for it first.

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          •   sarge07 March 20, 2018

            @ketamine<3 naw, I don't want to be this weeks "People of Walmart" clip

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            •   ketamine<3 March 20, 2018

              @sarge07 come on man that's what we're here for!

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  • arg March 19, 2018

    Their are no chicks with dicks...its guys with tits...getting it right!

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  • raptor_claw March 19, 2018

    Thats a vegan zombie version of Romeo and Juliet right there!

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  • 72jayd March 19, 2018

    Just stay clear of any melons with holes in them.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 19, 2018

      @72jayd or, put them in the oven at 350 for 10 min and have a go at it. Just saying..

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  •   lafind March 19, 2018

    With a face like a bitch, fucking a watermelon then wearing it. This one is too far gone, just kill it!

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  •   luvthick March 19, 2018

    That second guy better hope there's no glory hole in the back of his head, because that dude with tits will screw his brain out.

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    •   sarge07 March 19, 2018

      @luvthick honestly, I expected just that, LOL

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  • elmjr March 19, 2018

    Weird?

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  • bwooly March 19, 2018

    I prefer melons with nipples, and on a woman

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  • qaz March 19, 2018

    a story as old as time...

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  • redmeadowlegion March 19, 2018

    HEY toreal and drewst, I found some slightly used watermelons on sale. Go to www.CS/ fruits4fruits/.gov. I think they also carry cream filled chicken.

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  • dirtynailz March 19, 2018

    first it was warm apple pie, then grapefruit,now its watermelon i cant eat

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  •   sarge07 March 19, 2018

    Was that Bradley Manning??

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  • the void March 19, 2018

    I bet Ouch would fuck that little boypussy

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  •   nybadguy March 19, 2018

    White people be crazy af

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  • loadie25 March 20, 2018

    I guess that's not the seedless variety

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  • gandog56 March 20, 2018

    I may have nibbled on HER casabas....

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  • frank n. stein March 20, 2018

    Watermelon Runaway

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08PX_bTFyFU

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  • cptmiles March 20, 2018

    You guys ruin everything.

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  • ss99 March 21, 2018

    i'd hit that butt

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  • kaevman March 21, 2018

    I'd hit that.

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  •   oldrooster April 28, 2018

    Well its not seedless anymore.

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  • harrijac000 June 15, 2018

    That last bart was amazing. 9.5/10

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