FUCK! STAYING ALIVE AFTER BEING SCALPED DOESN'T LOOK FUN

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  • hiwudjablome March 21, 2018

    They beat him so bad,,, the letters on his t-shirt got knocked backwards

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    • letmefindout March 21, 2018

      @hiwudjablome

      I don't think they make a tampon for that.

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    • supfishing757 March 21, 2018

      @hiwudjablome

      He seems really open minded

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  • 72jayd March 21, 2018

    Nice. He has a sunroof.

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  • marshall March 21, 2018

    That's the last time I go to Bob's Barber Shop for the old-time feel, free bottle of pop and the discounted price.

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    • letmefindout March 21, 2018

      @marshall

      When he asked him to take a ;little off the top...

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  • rubber March 21, 2018

    Rub some alcohol on it... You don't want to get infected by the razor.

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  •   ketamine<3 March 21, 2018

    That's why you need to wear your helmet you fucking retard! I'm just kidding He's probly in shock, he'll be fine.

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    • bigsmokey86 March 21, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Well......at least he has a new place to hide his wallet. No one will ever think to look under there.

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      •   sarge07 March 21, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 right, no one looks under the rug

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  • maxm60 March 21, 2018

    In this kind of situation that guy needs to relax, keep calm and above all keep his head together!

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  •   burfurger March 21, 2018

    Now let me give you a piece of my mind.

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  • vegeta65 March 21, 2018

    That's one he'll of a head ache

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  •   luvthick March 21, 2018

    Rudolph the Red-Head Boozer....... Damn, this site got me! I'm getting cold as fuck!

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    • bigsmokey86 March 21, 2018

      @luvthick

      "You're as cold as ice "

      "Someday you'll pay the price, I know"

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    •   sarge07 March 21, 2018

      @luvthick welcome to the dark side

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  •   burfurger March 21, 2018

    I keep waiting for one of those Trapdoor spiders to pop out and nab something.

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    • bigsmokey86 March 21, 2018

      @burfurger Ctenizidae is a family of medium-sized mygalomorph spiders that construct burrows with a cork-like trapdoor made of soil, vegetation and silk. They may be called trapdoor spiders, as are similar species, such as those of the families Liphistiidae, Barychelidae, Cyrtaucheniidae and some species in Idiopidae and Nemesiidae. Some Conothele species do not build a burrow, but construct a silken tube with trapdoor in bark crevices.There are about 120 species of Ctenizidae.

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      •   burfurger March 21, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 Who says you can't learn things here! Thanks. Are you an emptom.. uh..entomil....emptomolig.... empomologi.... ah fuck it.. a bug geek?

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        • bigsmokey86 March 21, 2018

          @burfurger I can't say the word either. Just call me a Spiderfinderer.

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      • frank n. stein March 21, 2018

        @bigsmokey86

        No one cares, Mr. Monkey! We didn't take this class to LEARN anything.

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  • bobadfett March 21, 2018

    When tomahawk chops go wrong you get scalped. But that makes a nice wind flap

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  • airsporter March 21, 2018

    Yes but hows the moped?

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  • tosainu March 21, 2018

    Heeeey bad toupee day ????

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  • qprime March 21, 2018

    Looks to me like someone blew the lid off.

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    • marshall March 21, 2018

      @qprime

      I bet you were born in the foul smelling sewers of Paris to a dirty wench, but ironically, you make a living as a highly qualified perfumer... one of the highest paid today.

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  • xxxmass March 21, 2018

    You can see his brain saying "Let me outta here..!!"

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    • marshall March 21, 2018

      @xxxmass

      Where's sphincterpiston?

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  • supfishing757 March 21, 2018

    Someone wasn't happy about his ticket scalping

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  • redansbirkiev March 21, 2018

    Hannibal, we got one opened for you bro!

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  • xenomorph March 21, 2018

    Time to invest in a nice hat.

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  • arg March 21, 2018

    The ultimate comb over

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  • rouge_et_blanc March 21, 2018

    I dint see no Injuns

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    •   sarge07 March 21, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc we hide good

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      • marshall March 21, 2018

        @sarge07

        Not good 'nuff... Aieeyahh!! Whack!!

        I scalp you big time! Buy back scalp?

        $5 dollah & thick rug... and bag of albino rat jerky.

        Deal or no deal, Washington Redskin?

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  • kojaksbozak March 21, 2018

    Musta talked smack to the wrong cat... He got his wig split and peeled the fuck back..

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  •   HJ247 March 21, 2018

    I've said it before, when done properly, human skin peels back as easily as chicken skin... think about that...

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    •   burfurger March 21, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      Umm.. remind me to keep my distance from iwantagoodhj247 for knowing that out loud.

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      •   HJ247 March 21, 2018

        @burfurger what? Am I the only one who mentioned that here? Oops...

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        •   burfurger March 21, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247

          "It puts the lotion in the basket."

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  •   lafind March 21, 2018

    Anybody see which way that Indian went?

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    • bigsmokey86 March 21, 2018

      @lafind Back to Chief Squatting Bears teepee.

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  •   happyjack March 21, 2018

    Damn Sarge I though you guys stopped doing that shit. Y'all trying bring it back?

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    • bigsmokey86 March 21, 2018

      @happyjack Your vehement anti Native American racism is showing Happy. Shame on you!

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      •   happyjack March 21, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 lol I knew Sarge would be cool with it :-)

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        •   sarge07 March 21, 2018

          @happyjack hell why not? LOL

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    •   sarge07 March 21, 2018

      @happyjack shhh, we never stopem, the scalpum

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      •   happyjack March 21, 2018

        @sarge07 hey gotta do what you gotta do :-)

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  •   sarge07 March 21, 2018

    Duck tape & superglue, he'll be fine

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  • albertmag March 21, 2018

    Popped his mellon damn peals comming off

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  • peaks March 21, 2018

    I TOLD YOU!!

    Just a little off the top MOTHER FUCKER!

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  • mclovin510 March 21, 2018

    Dibs on the Calvin Klein t-shirt if he doesn’t make it through. I think he has a great chance tho. But I really want the shirt...

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  • frank n. stein March 21, 2018

    No, don't help get him to a hospital, just stand there and film him! Priorities.

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  • digupskulls March 21, 2018

    Just a flesh wound.

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  • fatlarry March 21, 2018

    ahhhh your cap fell off

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  •   nybadguy March 21, 2018

    No need to flip your lid bruh.

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  •   acairman March 21, 2018

    Nigger get the fuck up, you born without a brain?

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  • flipflop March 22, 2018

    that's what happen when you wear the helmet on your hand

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  •   mr_krabs March 22, 2018

    He’s the inventor of the Meaty Mohawk.

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