IT FINALLY HAPPENED: SOMEONE CRAZIER THAN MY EX-GIRLFRIEND

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  •   what now? whats next? March 22, 2018

    I was gonna say something to side with this bitch until i clicked into the middle of the video...... this bitch is very crazy

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    • letmefindout March 22, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      Para-whore-mal Activity

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      • frank n. stein March 22, 2018

        Not only did she lick the chocolate off his dick, she got some more right from the factory! You know, around the corner, where fudge is made.

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        • kojaksbozak March 23, 2018

          @frank n. stein ... That guy looked kinda queer with his ass all jacked up in the air like that... I know gettin a rusty trombones a shit ton of fun but damn dude,his stance was a lil fem ... I sure hope i never looked like that..

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    • curiousone March 22, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      As a general rule, I always trust women that show up wearing a candy bikini.

      Crazy bitches are good in bed.

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      •   sarge07 March 22, 2018

        @curiousone just keep the sharp objects in check

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 22, 2018

    That was a nice door.

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    • darksider803 March 22, 2018

      @Cory H. Dam good freezer also!!!

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    • bigsmokey86 March 22, 2018

      @Cory H. Mahogany is a very beautiful wood when finished.

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      •   sarge07 March 22, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 Pine actually, you can tell by the grain

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        • mancock March 25, 2018

          @sarge07 trust you to look at the door instead of the tits, bet you could make a grand glory hole out of it

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    • mancock March 22, 2018

      @Cory H. I didn't see any holes in it so it definitely wasn't any of sarges doors

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      •   sarge07 March 22, 2018

        @mancock well, your mother is on her knees on the other side

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        • bobadfett March 22, 2018

          @sarge07 lol plus 1

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        • supfishing757 March 22, 2018

          @sarge07

          Glory holes!!!

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        • mancock March 25, 2018

          @sarge07 considering there was no holes in it I take that as a good thing, and I doubt that your pathetic nub could punch a hole through it

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 23, 2018

        @mancock,

        That's you in your avatar, isn't it?

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        • bobadfett March 23, 2018

          @Cory H. Yea I think it is he's made a M with his hand but he's no Adam Richman . He should change his name to mancow

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    • prolurkercrazy March 22, 2018

      @Cory H.

      Were you admiring the hard "wood" in the video?

      j/k don't ban me for making a joke =)

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  • raptor_claw March 22, 2018

    she's well equipped - ice cream cones & penis cream.

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  •   goodster March 22, 2018

    So this is the type of shit that happens INSIDE of OUCHYS house at Halloween.

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    •   burfurger March 22, 2018

      @goodster

      Does he wear bikini tops and runny makeup?

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      • frank n. stein March 22, 2018

        @burfurger

        I'm gonna chalk it up to being past 2:30 AM, as the reason why this question made me laugh SO hard!!

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        •   sarge07 March 22, 2018

          @frank n. stein they made you a peckerpop

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      •   goodster March 22, 2018

        @burfurger From what I've heard,,,, YES,, Yes He Does!!

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  • magicdust March 22, 2018

    I kinda want to try the chocolate dick pop, I think it's hilarious and my girlfriend would love it.

    My dick and chocolate best combo ever!

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    • bobadfett March 22, 2018

      @magicdust i don't think that was chocolate sir

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    • maxm60 March 22, 2018

      @magicdust It looked like a fucking turd-pop.

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  •   ketamine<3 March 22, 2018

    Not any crazier than any good woman. I'd hit it.

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    • halfthang March 22, 2018

      @ketamine<3 yeah not that crazy to me either. I've seen crazier.

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      • maxm60 March 22, 2018

        @halfthang Yeah - seen. Would you let a psycho bitch like that give ya some face? You might end up singing soprano.

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    • mancock March 22, 2018

      @ketamine<3 problem for you is she would hit you back then we would know who the real bitch is

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      •   ketamine<3 March 22, 2018

        @mancock I'll save you the trouble, in my experience if a woman has the balls to stand up and hit me, she wins. I've never hit a woman but I know when to back away from one.

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        • maxm60 March 22, 2018

          @ketamine<3 I once hired a gal to beat the shit out of another gal that fucked me over. Sound investment and I kept a clean conscious.

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          •   ketamine<3 March 22, 2018

            @maxm60 as long as your conscience is clear fuck it.

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  •   wallawilly March 22, 2018

    Geez. Silver bullets and garlic!

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    •   luvthick March 22, 2018

      @wallawilly +

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    • halfthang March 22, 2018

      @wallawilly she is not a vampire. More like toilet paper and medication.

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  • peaks March 22, 2018

    I don't miss my ex-wife, but it's good to see she's doing well.

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  •   burfurger March 22, 2018

    Note to self: Update "Guide to Zombie Apocalypse". New zombies eat ass instead of brains. But you still have to shoot them in the head like he did at the end. Good to know. Good luck and Godspeed all.

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  • bobadfett March 22, 2018

    Damn what a bunch of sickos at first I thought it was another VHS movie nope click bait maybe

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  •   stenchfart March 22, 2018

    crazy pussy is good pussy

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    • halfthang March 22, 2018

      @stenchfart that's an understatement. +

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  •   luvthick March 22, 2018

    Don Jr.?

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  • frank n. stein March 22, 2018

    1) I don't like creepy porn. 2) I had to mute it to avoid hearing her annoying noises. 3) He was kinda hot, I'd do him. 4) I want a Chocolate Dick-On-A-Stick!

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    • frank n. stein March 22, 2018

      Some girls once gave me a big watermelon dick pop. After a few yrs., I threw it away.

      NO, it wasn't used....for ANYTHING!

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      •   goodster March 22, 2018

        @frank n. stein You did at one point say you were a woman,, didn't you!!

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        • halfthang March 22, 2018

          @goodster no he is just a fag.

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      • maxm60 March 22, 2018

        @frank n. stein you didn't have to clarify that. No one was gonna judge you (snicker).

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    • bobadfett March 22, 2018

      @frank n. stein i dont think that was chocolate

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  • airsporter March 22, 2018

    Going to need a Bio-suit to attend a coffee morning round there.

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  • mynamewastaken1900 March 22, 2018

    White bitches always be wanting their COCKOLATE

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  • xenomorph March 22, 2018

    There is always a bigger fish...or in this case a crazier bitch.

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  • secret squirrel March 22, 2018

    Well that was fucking weird! Anyway,

    I’m off to get my chocolate cock out of the freezer.

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    • maxm60 March 22, 2018

      @secret squirrel it's not chocolate.

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  • gfys March 22, 2018

    Zzzzzzzzzzzz

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  • chained cat March 22, 2018

    She's not crazy, just playful

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  • drewstl March 22, 2018

    So, This is why I will NEVER break up with my Gf

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  • arg March 22, 2018

    special sex Olympics for the crazy?

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  •   lafind March 22, 2018

    A little on the weird side, I do her before she blew up. She's kinda like Trump, if you duck tape her mouth closed she could do a better job!

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    • marshall March 23, 2018

      @lafind

      But no sucka da cocka if you quack tape her mouth shut.

      It's actually duct tape. :)

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  • bigblackhead March 22, 2018

    low budget ..... I'd shove a popcycle in her fridge and make a cameo....free

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  • candle March 22, 2018

    What I learned from watching this video; Making your dick black makes it look bigger

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    • maxm60 March 22, 2018

      @candle and shittier

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  •   sarge07 March 22, 2018

    WTF indeed

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  •   nybadguy March 22, 2018

    Fuckin white people be crazy af.

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    • maxm60 March 22, 2018

      @nybadguy It's the mayo.

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      •   nybadguy March 22, 2018

        @maxm60 that's why I fucks wit mustard lol

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  • bwooly March 22, 2018

    Perfect woman. When the sex is done, she disappeared.

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  • jsnail365 March 22, 2018

    Xtasy bikini - $1000

    HD Camera - $2500

    Craiglist Prostitute - $175

    Cock Mold Kit - $50

    Burrito from taco truck - $300

    Not Tricking or Treating last year - PRICELESS

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  • maxm60 March 22, 2018

    She's a vampire/ninja that disappeared in a nasty black fart cloud.

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  • darkcraven March 22, 2018

    still smashed one out and had 3 mins left of the video

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  • groovy March 22, 2018

    rim job !! thats a keeper ... xP

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  •   maddog123 March 23, 2018

    I've been in that kitchen !!!

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  • kojaksbozak March 23, 2018

    Id could deal with her crazy ass for a few hours... Me ,her a 6 pack of tall boy,and a hotel room.... Yep ,i could deal..

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  • gingersnatch March 25, 2018

    Damn it!!!!!! Cocksicles were MY invention!!!!!

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