BRAZIL'S LATEST TORTURE TREND IS... UH... FABULOUS?

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  • quanking March 23, 2018

    She should be more grateful for her free hair cut

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    • redmeadowlegion March 23, 2018

      @quanking

      Hell, torture? That shit happens to me at Great Clips all the time, and I pay 12 bucks and they want a tip.

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    • letmefindout March 23, 2018

      @quanking

      Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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    • ob1 March 23, 2018

      @quanking whore for scumbags and free cuts are the best outcome

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      • pidor5050 March 26, 2018

        @ob1 The last chick even without hair still looks a lot better than 2 ugly bitches in your profile tho

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  •   burfurger March 23, 2018

    Brazil's Mario Tricoci franchise.

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    • joedumber March 23, 2018

      never mess with a woman's hair

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      •   ketamine<3 March 23, 2018

        @joedumber so you never put your girls hair in a pony tail and held it out of the way as she blows you? You aren't the gentleman I thought you were sir! lol I just kidding I know what you mean.

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        • joedumber March 24, 2018

          @ketamine<3 yes i have, haha, just refering to being in the field one time for military training back in the day and I was on the shower tent crew, and the women kept begging us to let them wash their hair. It was one after another but we started to see them coming from the trail with their towels. Each one would say the same thing, i don't want a shower I just want to wash my hair.

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          •   sarge07 March 25, 2018

            @joedumber ahh yes, I remember having to wait our an hour for three females to do their hair while a platoon of males had to endure their folly

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  • ithinkimdumb March 23, 2018

    At least ya'll still got your heads

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    • bongkong March 23, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb Right!?!?! I saw the dude getting completely dismembered cry less.

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    • skullfuck3r March 23, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb When you know your getting off easy, but you have to sell it!

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  • 72jayd March 23, 2018

    Nice legs!

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  • lgr94 March 23, 2018

    I believe the rape, torture and kill technique works better.

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    • supfishing757 March 23, 2018

      @lgr94

      Do those guys realize the can get free blow jobs instead?

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  •   ouch March 23, 2018

    They need to cut that shit out

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  • two-hats March 23, 2018

    I don't speak Portuguese but I imagine he's saying things like "so what you doing the weekend, have you booked your holidays yet"?

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  • raptor_claw March 23, 2018

    that lil pistol knock knock really woke her up to admint for what she has done, appearantly broke the rules. i bet they dont get link cards in Brazil

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  • secret squirrel March 23, 2018

    Just a little off the top. Never ask for the cut and colour.

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    • maxm60 March 23, 2018

      @secret squirrel is a manni/pedi out of the question?

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  • pewpewpowa March 23, 2018

    I don t think they r gonna have a very good customer satisfactory rating

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  • mrmk1oo March 23, 2018

    Welcome to Brazil's next top hood rat bitches!!!!

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  • airsporter March 23, 2018

    Hair today gone tomorrow.

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  • bobadfett March 23, 2018

    Maybe they were caught screwing the enemy just like those French girls in World War 2 they got there hair cut brutally like this

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    • maxm60 March 23, 2018

      @bobadfett They should be thankful they're still alive and not chopped up into dog treats. You can always regrow hair.

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    • mancock March 25, 2018

      @bobadfett is that why you have short hair?

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  • xenomorph March 23, 2018

    When you piss off some hardcore motherfuckers and all you get is a shitty haircut...consider yourself lucky.

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    • maxm60 March 23, 2018

      @xenomorph could've just as easily given them a haircut with a chainsaw.

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  • inthestink March 23, 2018

    Really? Let’s tourte them buying giving them a free hair cut! Bitch I have to pay $25 for a hair cut stop whining.

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  • keysersoze9515 March 23, 2018

    Those ungrateful wenches don't appreciate a nice hair cut.

    It could be worse, they could be using those dull ass scissors to decapitate them. The ungrateful lot!!

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  • muzziesarescum March 23, 2018

    They are cutting to high.. Should be just above the shoulders and just under those annoying fucking waa waaa mouths of theirs.

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  •   luvthick March 23, 2018

    Maybe someone should send her a few CrazyShit links.

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  • bigsmokey86 March 23, 2018

    Don't associate with gangbangers and this stuff won't happen.

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  • arg March 23, 2018

    Shuttup they could have shot you dummy

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    • frank n. stein March 23, 2018

      @arg Or chopped you up with a dull machete!

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  • ohlord March 23, 2018

    Still better than sport clips

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  • kolobos51 March 23, 2018

    The funny thing is that there's still an entire generation of hipsters that genuinely believe Brazil is just this laid back hippie stop for pot just because of Bob Marley music, which itself was actually meant to be a protest against the violence in that area.

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    • maxm60 March 23, 2018

      @kolobos51 I thought Bob was Jamaican?

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      •   ketamine<3 March 23, 2018

        @maxm60 he was, I'm not sure what kolobos51 is saying.

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    • frank n. stein March 23, 2018

      @kolobos51

      Jamaican yourself look stupid, mon!

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      • kolobos51 March 30, 2018

        @frank n. stein Woops, my ignorance of a musical genre I don't actually like has been proven. My bad.

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  •   lafind March 23, 2018

    I sure could of found a better way to torture her. Their hair solons have bad customer service!

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  • biff wadslinger March 23, 2018

    Keeps lice away at least.....

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    •   ketamine<3 March 23, 2018

      @biff wadslinger from their head.. there's always down below. Oh wait those are called crabs. Your right.

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  • jake_from_state_farm March 23, 2018

    Slap and a hair cut.... Two bits!

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    • frank n. stein March 23, 2018

      "@jake_from_state_farm ," the kids won't get it.

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  • kojaksbozak March 23, 2018

    " I went to brazil ,pissed of the local drug dealers and all i got was this stupid tshirt""

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    • frank n. stein March 23, 2018

      ...."and all I got was this shitty haircut!"

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  • iv4n07 March 23, 2018

    Now thats how u torture a girl

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  • beriya March 23, 2018

    Pop-up Hair Salon. Zero Yelp reviews.

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  • recon101st+ March 23, 2018

    Filthy sluts

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  • mclovin510 March 23, 2018

    Bad sammich maker?!?

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  •   acairman March 23, 2018

    Michael Obama still has a long way to go before it's fuckable.

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  • peaks March 23, 2018

    Let me get this straight.

    These cunts are more disturbed by having their hair cut,

    than washing out that hole between their legs?

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  • frank n. stein March 23, 2018

    Damn, bitch, you lucky as fuck it's just yer hair!!

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    • working4theweekend March 23, 2018

      @frank n. stein Yeah but her only offense was spilling some milk

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  • mr_krabs March 23, 2018

    Nicer client interaction than at my hairdressers.

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  • working4theweekend March 23, 2018

    While they are at it they should shave those girl’s pussy and do everyone a favor

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  •   nybadguy March 23, 2018

    Cutting the lice out

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  •   maddog123 March 24, 2018

    There's gold in dat mouth get me DAT goddam gold boys!!!

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  • therockbalancer March 24, 2018

    aww poor girl, did they cut your hair?

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  • doondah March 24, 2018

    More brown savages, not even surprised..

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  • harly9 March 24, 2018

    Does the carpet match the curtains? I want pics!

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  • rezinkillz March 25, 2018

    Muts n cuts

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  • albertmag March 27, 2018

    Whore today ~~ Gon.tomorrow

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  • harrijac000 June 15, 2018

    girls dont like it if they are forced to cut their hair off.

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  • kangsolomon July 1, 2018

    Well that what bitches deserve for rejecting a nigga

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