EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW OF THE NEW JURASSIC PARK MOVIE

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  • ithinkimdumb March 23, 2018

    Look out, it's Cockosaurus Rex!

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    • supfishing757 March 23, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb

      When he fucks it's Tyrano-sore-ass Sex

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      • redmeadowlegion March 23, 2018

        @supfishing757

        If he busted a nut in that pond, we fish for his sperm and feed Frank-n-stein for a week.

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  • 72jayd March 23, 2018

    You can see that shit in any major city park.

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    • underpants March 23, 2018

      @72jayd ....and you know this because...??

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      • joedumber March 23, 2018

        'how you'd do this', let me show ya

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    • baddogonline March 23, 2018

      @72jayd You mean, "any US prison."

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  • cubbage March 23, 2018

    I guess they really want to fuck a dinosaur!

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    • supfishing757 March 23, 2018

      @cubbage

      Naw those guys are cuckolds

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      • joedumber March 23, 2018

        they're making the black panther version as we speak....write....type

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        • baddogonline March 23, 2018

          @joedumber Niggers always standing around holding their dick, instead of working a job. hehe

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          • joedumber March 24, 2018

            @baddogonline aint that the trooth

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  •   burfurger March 23, 2018

    Ah ha! So they cloned Snuffleupagus. They found the DNA in a fossilized watermelon.

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  • el_yoder (mexicanamish) March 23, 2018

    NOSTALGIC!

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  • satirico March 23, 2018

    It is not a dinosaur, it is a nigger, same coefficient, different family.

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    • frank n. stein March 23, 2018

      @satirico <<This guy is JEALOUS!!

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      • redmeadowlegion March 23, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        The jealous one is you frank. Jealous that you can't fit it in your ass.

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  •   ouch March 23, 2018

    I feel a little stupider for having watched that

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    •   lafind March 23, 2018

      @ouch Didn't think that was possible, lemme go look in a mirror. Yeap I'm stupider too!

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    • peaks March 23, 2018

      @ouch

      Didn't you put that up?

      This whole procedure confuses me.

      Que the 'I'm a retard' song.

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    • redmeadowlegion March 23, 2018

      @ouch

      Ouch, I'm not one to critique someone's grammar but "stupider"? How many times did you watch that fucking video?

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 23, 2018

        @redmeadowlegion,

        Believe it, or not, but stupider is a valid word.

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        •   ouch March 23, 2018

          @Cory H. I even Googled it before posting lol

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          •   sarge07 March 24, 2018

            @ouch why? It's Crazy Shit grammar doesn't fuckin matter right?

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            • mancock March 25, 2018

              @sarge07 does to you cunt, youre a cunt ''''''' haha fuckwit

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      •   GrimmWilder March 24, 2018

        @redmeadowlegion

        The suffix -er is not normally used on words with two or more syllables....but it happens!.....lol

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  • two-hats March 23, 2018

    Looks like the kamakhazi slide at a water park.

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  • secret squirrel March 23, 2018

    I wanna know how he did this...

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  • uk bride March 23, 2018

    Niggersaurus.

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  • airsporter March 23, 2018

    How did they reconstruct them without fossilised evidence? ie bones..

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  • bobadfett March 23, 2018

    It's a hairless kong

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  • xenomorph March 23, 2018

    What ever dinosaur he fuck is going to be a megasoreass

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  • supfishing757 March 23, 2018

    That really is how a white woman would react to a Mandingo like that

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    • turtlesex March 23, 2018

      @supfishing757

      Actually she would regurgitate her last meal.

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      •   wallawilly March 23, 2018

        @turtlesex

        You dont do that, do ya chief? You swallow it rite down... Lol

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  • flipflop March 23, 2018

    its cock-rose-sir!!

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  • rouge_et_blanc March 23, 2018

    With a dick that long you can only wait until Halloween, stick your dick in your ear, write Texaco on your forehead and pretend to be a gas pump

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  •   luvthick March 23, 2018

    So that's why Laura Dern opened up her mouth so wide... and giddy Nigel Neill was already feeling it in his ass!

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  • bigsmokey86 March 23, 2018

    Crazyshit has an unhealthy obsession with penises.

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    •   sarge07 March 23, 2018

      @bigsmokey86 like mancunt

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    • airsporter March 23, 2018

      @bigsmokey86 Ha+

      Your right - It does raise concerns at times.

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  • arg March 23, 2018

    Im sure the guy who did this was giggling his ass off when he was doing this and the rest of us...yawn. Sometimes best to please yourself:p

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    •   lafind March 23, 2018

      @arg I've noticed this. I'm only interested in mine and where I can put it!

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  •   graveyard March 23, 2018

    How did they know that historically that this animal existed? Found the “bone”?

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  • bigblackhead March 23, 2018

    holy moley that's some shit ...lol

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  • curiousone March 23, 2018

    “...now imagine they were white.” -Jake Brigance

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  • keysersoze9515 March 23, 2018

    Yup, I ain't gonna lie, I feel stupid waiting for some crazy ass dinosaur to show up in the video, the Mr. Cockasaurus Rex shows up!

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  •   freddykrueger March 23, 2018

    ...i totally thought it was this one! ...this makes me laugh every time!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTU5UR_NMlg

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  • kojaksbozak March 23, 2018

    Thats my nigga TriPod.... Shit man... I aint seen his ass since high skoo ... I always knew he was gonna be big one day in Hollywood ,but damn ....I never had a clue his ass would be this big...

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  •   oldrooster March 23, 2018

    Hey look. Its Toreal. I mean third leg.....

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  •   ketamine<3 March 23, 2018

    That's fucking funny right there. Dumb, but funny lol.

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  •   picklehiesner March 23, 2018

    That’s a fuckin Torealasaurus !

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  •   sarge07 March 23, 2018

    I want my time back

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  •   spider-man March 23, 2018

    Cuck Park... we’re gonn make a fortune

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  • drewstl March 23, 2018

    Now, I know CrazyShit Hates Black People, SMH

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  • blackenedamerica March 23, 2018

    Quick somebody throw the giant basketball at them before they attack!

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  • mclovin510 March 23, 2018

    Gay doctor really loves the BBC.

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  • peaks March 23, 2018

    That's FUNNY AS HELL!!!! HaHaHaHa!!

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  •   acairman March 23, 2018

    Guess who is supporting the little niggers. They became extinct because dad was not around. Some things never change.

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  • frank n. stein March 23, 2018

    LOL!! It would be funnier if it wasn't all the same dude.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 24, 2018

      @frank n. stein you just wanna see more guys naked lol

      It would be funnier I'm just picking on ya :)

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  • mr_krabs March 23, 2018

    Jurassic Pork

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  • elmjr March 23, 2018

    No basketball hoops

    were harmed in this video!

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  •   nybadguy March 23, 2018

    Watch it now on the fire stick.

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  • therockbalancer March 24, 2018

    and its politically incorrect to call them kneegrows... fucking niggers

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  • roguenasty March 24, 2018

    Its Tyrone-a-sore-ass-rex

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  • cyberbu11y March 25, 2018

    Someone at CS is obsessed with black cocks lately

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  • deadpen March 25, 2018

    It took 25 years for someone to do this?

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  • 19284 April 14, 2018

    Anyone know if the download button works on iPad??.

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