'THE FINGER COLLECTOR'

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  •   burfurger March 23, 2018

    He doesn't have to worry about taking off and hiding his wedding ring when he hits the strip clubs anymore.

    +7 -2
    • curiousone March 23, 2018

      @burfurger

      He’ll never pick his nose again (sigh while fighting back tears).

      +0 -0
      • letmefindout March 23, 2018

        @curiousone

        I've heard of two fingers of tequila but this is ridiculous.

        +1 -0
      • turtlesex March 24, 2018

        @curiousone

        Or pick his ass again. Fuck!

        +1 -1
    • ob1 March 23, 2018

      @burfurger No worse than the average Brazilian day

      +0 -0
  • two-hats March 23, 2018

    Time to give up on the gang shit and knuckle down.

    +9 -0
    • letmefindout March 23, 2018

      @two-hats

      Never put your finger in a gang banger's sister's twat.

      +1 -0
  • secret squirrel March 23, 2018

    No worries cutting this guy off in traffic.

    +6 -0
  • el_yoder (mexicanamish) March 23, 2018

    Fuck me! Taking it like a Champ to the next level!

    Guy: So ur only cuttn off my fingers?

    Cartel: Sure we won't skin you alive & rip out ur heart... or COMPLETELY dismember you!

    Guy: Hack away good sir

    +7 -0
    • angry_potato March 23, 2018

      @el_yoder (mexicanamish)

      in that state he's probably going to die form blood loss or infection, may as well kill him...

      +1 -0
  • pewpewpowa March 23, 2018

    He should bone his tortures eyesocket with his stump

    +1 -0
  • airsporter March 23, 2018

    He goes by the name 'Claggy Arse' from mow on.

    +1 -0
  • bobadfett March 23, 2018

    Now we know how Brazilian chicken fingers are made from.coming to a KFC location near you. Finger lickin good

    +2 -0
  • xenomorph March 23, 2018

    That's the thing with disability scams, there is a fine line between collecting a big fat cheque and spending the rest of your life scratching your nose with a stump.

    +2 -0
  • underpants March 23, 2018

    There goes his gaming Career

    +2 -0
  • redansbirkiev March 23, 2018

    Poor guy can't crack open a cold one with the boys anymore

    +1 -0
    • turtlesex March 24, 2018

      @redansbirkiev

      If they are his "boys", then they'll crack it for him.

      It's when he is alone that he'll have a problem.

      +1 -1
  • flipflop March 23, 2018

    finger crossed

    +1 -0
  •   luvthick March 23, 2018

    His finger chain is going to be sick!

    +2 -1
    • bigsmokey86 March 23, 2018

      @luvthick Sadly he has a severe addiction to fidget spinners. Poor guy what's he gonna do?

      +0 -0
  • bigsmokey86 March 23, 2018

    He took it like a man without uttering a cry or scream. Respect.

    +2 -0
    • turtlesex March 24, 2018

      @bigsmokey86

      What?!

      He was zombied out of his mind on drugs.

      You couldn't see that, dude?!

      He didn't take it like a man. He took it like a zombie. Where is there any respect in that?

      You must be on some sort of drugs, yourself, muchacho.

      +0 -3
  • arg March 23, 2018

    No more gang signs for you

    +1 -0
    • alt3r3d December 12, 2018

      why throw up 'blood' when you can just get straight to the point?

      +0 -0
  • hiwudjablome March 23, 2018

    dudes taking it well,,wonder what he stole...

    +0 -0
  •   lafind March 23, 2018

    Stumpy won't be fingering girls anymore, could have been a lot worse.

    +0 -0
    • kojaksbozak March 23, 2018

      @lafind

      How is he gonna do the test sniff to see if the pussy is edible...

      +0 -0
      •   lafind March 23, 2018

        @kojaksbozak I think in this case and for the rest of his miserable life, any pussy he can get close enough to sniff passes, even human.

        +0 -0
  • keysersoze9515 March 23, 2018

    Yeah, you might as well kill me vs me letting you mangle me and leave me without the ability to tie my own shoes or wipe my behind!!

    +2 -0
    •   burfurger March 23, 2018

      @keysersoze9515

      Crocs and a bidet and you're set.

      +0 -1
      • turtlesex March 24, 2018

        @burfurger

        Or chain you to him to lick his ass and tie his shoes.

        Two birds...

        How 'bout that?

        +0 -3
  •   ketamine<3 March 23, 2018

    Damn, he's got a rough life ahead of him. Hope he deserved that.

    +0 -0
    • turtlesex March 24, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      Of course not... fuck 'em.

      +0 -1
  • beriya March 23, 2018

    Goodbye music career. The only thing he'll play from now on is skin flute.

    +0 -0
  • leetasker90 March 23, 2018

    Took it like a boss!

    +0 -0
    • turtlesex March 24, 2018

      @leetasker90

      He was all drugged out like you are.

      +0 -5
  • mrmk1oo March 23, 2018

    Man, something's not quite right about homie..... I can't put my finger on it?

    +1 -0
  • stinky pete March 23, 2018

    Not even a “compensation” of a large amount of money would be worth this. Like, I love going on my device, playing PlayStation. (Guess we gotta throw in masturbating). And yeah. I may sound a fool, but even for 100 million CND dollars. I’d pass on this. Some would even speculate to say “give it to your family.” I’d still say... fuck that.

    +1 -0
  • stinky pete March 23, 2018

    Pardon me, this is in context with my previous comment. I doubt that this idiot got any dollars for this. Totally not worth a large amount of money to have this happen. I’d even pass on 100 million of any type of currency. May be fool to pass on it perhaps. But I would pass on it.

    +1 -0
  • houndog35 March 23, 2018

    JACK OFF ABILITY,,, FATALITY ........

    +0 -0
  • wpginterceptor March 23, 2018

    not being able to jerk off anymore.. the ultimate punishment!

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein March 23, 2018

    These CUNTries actually need MORE guns. Less torture, or more torturers being shot before they can start hacking. Mexico, Brazil, etc., must have a lot of stumpy people!

    https://www.atlasandboots.com/most-dangerous-countries-in-the-world-ranked/

    +1 -1
  • peaks March 23, 2018

    This dude knows he's going to die, that's why he's not screaming.

    +0 -0
  • bedpaneddie March 23, 2018

    What the fuck is a palapoo?

    +1 -0
  • fatlarry March 23, 2018

    don't steal

    +0 -0
  •   mr_krabs March 23, 2018

    Pull my finger.......

    +0 -0
  • airsporter March 23, 2018

    This has nagged me all Day!

    Surely only Drugs could induce such interested detachment observing mutilation of self.

    Down there in the scary depths of child molesters et al.

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 25, 2018

      @airsporter heroin most likely, that's ISIS and the cartel's choice of candy to dope up their victims

      +0 -0
  •   nybadguy March 23, 2018

    Did they film that with a potato?

    +0 -0
  • groovy March 23, 2018

    translation ... : la puta de hacheta nat sharpa enougha ...

    +1 -0
  • ftw88 March 24, 2018

    I feel for him never going to be able to wipe his ass or even jack off ever again...

    +2 -0
    • secret squirrel March 24, 2018

      @ftw88

      Maybe you could feel FOR him?!

      +1 -0
    • turtlesex March 24, 2018

      @ftw88

      Why don't you just go suck his dick and finger his ass.

      Feel for him... you douche.

      +1 -1
  • ithewood March 24, 2018

    Well there go his dreams of being a hand model!

    +2 -0
  • redcalx March 24, 2018

    Fucking cowards laughing at this shit safe in your homes making out your hard and scary i hope your all on hear one day being carved up on camera so cunts can joke about it to get comment of the month! Bunch of jobless cunts

    +1 -3
    • cyberbu11y March 25, 2018

      @redcalx IKR.. Real gangstas do this type of shit in the elevator at Macy's and then run out screaming

      "It bit me, It bit me, the elevator bit me!!"

      Then call The Cochran Firm and be set for life.

      +1 -0
  • working4theweekend March 24, 2018

    SAVAGES!!!!!

    +0 -0
  • cyberbu11y March 25, 2018

    I have a feeling the rest of this video didnt end too well for him. Guess I'll to wait til next fucking week to find out

    +2 -0
  • kwangkwong April 2, 2018

    Hows he gonna jerk off now

    +0 -0
  • neoplay186 April 4, 2018

    У меня один вопрос. НАХУЯ?

    +0 -0
  • machiavelli November 16, 2018

    Now he can't stimulate his prostate when he is mastrubating sad little boy.

    +0 -0
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