He doesn't have to worry about taking off and hiding his wedding ring when he hits the strip clubs anymore.
He’ll never pick his nose again (sigh while fighting back tears).
I've heard of two fingers of tequila but this is ridiculous.
Or pick his ass again. Fuck!
@burfurger No worse than the average Brazilian day
Time to give up on the gang shit and knuckle down.
Never put your finger in a gang banger's sister's twat.
No worries cutting this guy off in traffic.
Fuck me! Taking it like a Champ to the next level!
Guy: So ur only cuttn off my fingers?
Cartel: Sure we won't skin you alive & rip out ur heart... or COMPLETELY dismember you!
Guy: Hack away good sir
in that state he's probably going to die form blood loss or infection, may as well kill him...
He should bone his tortures eyesocket with his stump
He goes by the name 'Claggy Arse' from mow on.
Now we know how Brazilian chicken fingers are made from.coming to a KFC location near you. Finger lickin good
That's the thing with disability scams, there is a fine line between collecting a big fat cheque and spending the rest of your life scratching your nose with a stump.
There goes his gaming Career
Poor guy can't crack open a cold one with the boys anymore
If they are his "boys", then they'll crack it for him.
It's when he is alone that he'll have a problem.
His finger chain is going to be sick!
@luvthick Sadly he has a severe addiction to fidget spinners. Poor guy what's he gonna do?
He took it like a man without uttering a cry or scream. Respect.
He was zombied out of his mind on drugs.
You couldn't see that, dude?!
He didn't take it like a man. He took it like a zombie. Where is there any respect in that?
You must be on some sort of drugs, yourself, muchacho.
No more gang signs for you
dudes taking it well,,wonder what he stole...
Stumpy won't be fingering girls anymore, could have been a lot worse.
How is he gonna do the test sniff to see if the pussy is edible...
@kojaksbozak I think in this case and for the rest of his miserable life, any pussy he can get close enough to sniff passes, even human.
Yeah, you might as well kill me vs me letting you mangle me and leave me without the ability to tie my own shoes or wipe my behind!!
Crocs and a bidet and you're set.
Or chain you to him to lick his ass and tie his shoes.
How 'bout that?
Damn, he's got a rough life ahead of him. Hope he deserved that.
Of course not... fuck 'em.
Goodbye music career. The only thing he'll play from now on is skin flute.
Took it like a boss!
He was all drugged out like you are.
Man, something's not quite right about homie..... I can't put my finger on it?
Not even a “compensation” of a large amount of money would be worth this. Like, I love going on my device, playing PlayStation. (Guess we gotta throw in masturbating). And yeah. I may sound a fool, but even for 100 million CND dollars. I’d pass on this. Some would even speculate to say “give it to your family.” I’d still say... fuck that.
Pardon me, this is in context with my previous comment. I doubt that this idiot got any dollars for this. Totally not worth a large amount of money to have this happen. I’d even pass on 100 million of any type of currency. May be fool to pass on it perhaps. But I would pass on it.
JACK OFF ABILITY,,, FATALITY ........
not being able to jerk off anymore.. the ultimate punishment!
These CUNTries actually need MORE guns. Less torture, or more torturers being shot before they can start hacking. Mexico, Brazil, etc., must have a lot of stumpy people!
This dude knows he's going to die, that's why he's not screaming.
What the fuck is a palapoo?
Pull my finger.......
This has nagged me all Day!
Surely only Drugs could induce such interested detachment observing mutilation of self.
Down there in the scary depths of child molesters et al.
@airsporter heroin most likely, that's ISIS and the cartel's choice of candy to dope up their victims
Did they film that with a potato?
translation ... : la puta de hacheta nat sharpa enougha ...
I feel for him never going to be able to wipe his ass or even jack off ever again...
Maybe you could feel FOR him?!
Why don't you just go suck his dick and finger his ass.
Feel for him... you douche.
Well there go his dreams of being a hand model!
Fucking cowards laughing at this shit safe in your homes making out your hard and scary i hope your all on hear one day being carved up on camera so cunts can joke about it to get comment of the month! Bunch of jobless cunts
@redcalx IKR.. Real gangstas do this type of shit in the elevator at Macy's and then run out screaming
"It bit me, It bit me, the elevator bit me!!"
Then call The Cochran Firm and be set for life.
I have a feeling the rest of this video didnt end too well for him. Guess I'll to wait til next fucking week to find out
Hows he gonna jerk off now
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