OOPS? STREET PERFORMER MURDERED BY HIS OWN SNAKE

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  •   ketamine<3 March 25, 2018

    If that was a python that means it was constricting him in some way, by the looks of it his neck. Why did not one person try and help?

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    • airsporter March 25, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Have you ever tried removing a tyre from a wheel just using your fingers?

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      •   ketamine<3 March 25, 2018

        @airsporter no. Why do you ask?

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      •   sarge07 March 25, 2018

        @airsporter be surprised how easy they "unwind" when the head is removed

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        • gutbucket March 26, 2018

          @sarge07

          The dude was cutting the python out of a huge chunk of the profits.

          He deserved what he got.

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    • maxm60 March 25, 2018

      @ketamine<3 People in the crowd thought that was part of the performance and didn't want to interrupt.

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      • supfishing757 March 25, 2018

        @maxm60

        They we're all thinking, "I ain't touching that shit."

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        • jizzphantom March 28, 2018

          @supfishing757 and besides fuck it...that's what he gets for being a street performer anyway

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      •   ketamine<3 March 25, 2018

        @maxm60 that makes sense. I suppose if I was handling a snake that could kill me I would have safeguards in place.

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        • bigsmokey86 March 25, 2018

          @ketamine<3 At least he was able to fap one last time while on the ground.

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          •   ketamine<3 March 25, 2018

            @bigsmokey86 gotta go out fapping. It's the only way..

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        • maxm60 March 25, 2018

          @ketamine<3 Safeguards? In India? You're funny.

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          •   ketamine<3 March 25, 2018

            @maxm60 I can't speak for these peoples intelligence but if I was handling any animal that could kill me I'd have someone that knew the act and could stop it and save me if anything went wrong. But that's just me.

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          • bobadfett March 25, 2018

            @maxm60 if this is India then goes to prove that throwing shit doesn't change a thing

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      • blackenedamerica March 25, 2018

        @maxm60 yep i give his performance a perfect 10

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      • cyberbu11y March 26, 2018

        @maxm60 nope. They just wanted to record him dying to see how many hits they get on youtube

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      • ruzin April 17, 2018

        @maxm60 or they're just jerks. In a lot of these Asian videos nobody bothers to help.

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      • xxxmass June 18, 2018

        @maxm60 - - and besides this way they didn't have to stay for the hat trick at the end.

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    • cubbage March 25, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      The snake probably has more value than the guy.

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    • bigsmokey86 March 25, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Because it's hard to find fresh meat there.

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    •   sarge07 March 25, 2018

      @ketamine<3 they thought it was part of the act?

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    • ob1 March 25, 2018

      @ketamine<3 because it's India and fuckwits are ten a penny

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    • emokiller March 25, 2018

      @ketamine<3 No one even clapped. The round of applause should have been deafening

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    • frank n. stein March 25, 2018

      He's a coldhearted snake lookin into his eyes

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      • cyberbu11y March 26, 2018

        @frank n. stein uh oh... he's been tellin lies..

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    •   big_daddy305 March 27, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Because they finally saw a show worth watching.

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    • patback May 6, 2018

      @ketamine<3 you can usually try pouring hot water or alcohol over the mouth of the snake if not try grabbing the tail and uncoiling it you have no chance of prying it with your fingers

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  • 72jayd March 25, 2018

    The snake had enough of his lame performances.

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    • letmefindout March 25, 2018

      @72jayd

      How bad could this performance have been when the spectators let the snake dictate the finish?

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      • maxm60 March 25, 2018

        @letmefindout It was the snake that was performing. The idiot was a volunteer from the crowd.

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  • airsporter March 25, 2018

    'Hissing Sid' gets his own back.

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  •   burfurger March 25, 2018

    Fuckin' aye, Really!? The ONE time nobody has a machete handy.

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  • ithinkimdumb March 25, 2018

    Best show ever...

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  • vestanpance March 25, 2018

    I hate snakes and I hate street performers but which do I hate most? Only one way to find out........FIGHT

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    • bidge632000 March 25, 2018

      @vestanpance Now here is a Harry Hill Fan!!

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      • vestanpance March 25, 2018

        @bidge632000 Where`s the badger parade?

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    • letmefindout March 25, 2018

      @vestanpance

      This must have been left out of the Fightin' Friday's video.

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  • qaz March 25, 2018

    That snake obviously had recently read The Art of Negotiation

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  • dirtynailz March 25, 2018

    everyone is watching for act 2

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  • xenomorph March 25, 2018

    Congratulations on your Darwin award, don't bother with the acceptance speech.

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  • wild child 69 March 25, 2018

    Its pathetic the day and age we live in where people would rather watch you die instead of actually doing something to help. Look what shithole of a place it’s in and you mean to tell me no one had a machete there!? XD

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    • maxm60 March 25, 2018

      @wild child 69 maybe the guy was an asshole. That's why nobody stepped in.

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      • wild child 69 March 25, 2018

        @maxm60 lmfao xD maybe who knows !

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    •   sarge07 March 25, 2018

      @wild child 69 India

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  • drewstl March 25, 2018

    It's so Lovely, How they all just watch and smiling

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    • cyberbu11y March 26, 2018

      @drewstl funny, they do the same thing to me when I'm squirting extra cheese on my nachos at 7-11. Very observant people indeed

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      • kojaksbozak March 26, 2018

        @cyberbu11y lmao.... Funniest post ive seen in a minute... Well done man...

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  • allwhitesmustdie March 25, 2018

    Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

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    •   burfurger March 25, 2018

      @allwhitesmustdie

      Wowsers! A black guy quoting trump quoting a black guy!

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  •   allcaps March 25, 2018

    just the way it should be...evrybody stood around and watched

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  •   lafind March 25, 2018

    All part of the act, he can only do it once so pay attention!

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  • rieder March 25, 2018

    Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeeee!!!

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  • houndog35 March 25, 2018

    if you move ,, i strike,, if you do not move ,, i strike.....

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  •   HJ247 March 25, 2018

    Too bad they didn't have the best part of the show, that tiny snake trying to eat that mother fucker after it choked him out.

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  • the man March 25, 2018

    Only 1.3 billion to go .

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  • secret squirrel March 25, 2018

    Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

    Don’t run with scissors. And there was another one..... oh yeah don’t wrap a fucking python around your neck.

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  • supfishing757 March 25, 2018

    Jake the Snake for the win!

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  • mrthorwald March 25, 2018

    When Sanjay and Craig grew up, Craig had finally had enough of Sanjay’s shit!

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  • redcalx March 25, 2018

    Dumb fucking asian cunts... all of um

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  • victor vaughn dumb March 25, 2018

    The last guy "ooh Daniel what is you doin baby?"

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  • arg March 25, 2018

    (Golf clap) Encore Encore....um...encore?

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  • bedpaneddie March 25, 2018

    I would put a dollar in his bucket

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  •   graveyard March 25, 2018

    He committed SsssssSuicide

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  •   nybadguy March 25, 2018

    Bravo bravo. Where do I toss the change.

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  • wickedasitseems March 25, 2018

    ....and for my next performance, the snake will eat me!!

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  • stratacaster March 25, 2018

    They didn't wanna constrict his freedom of xspression

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  • r-sin March 25, 2018

    Don't worry folks it's all just part of the show he's perfectly fine !

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    •   sarge07 March 25, 2018

      @r-sin was that from Siegfried & Roy's publicist?

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      • r-sin March 25, 2018

        @sarge07 +1 haha

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  • deadpen March 25, 2018

    I went back at 6 but he didn't show up.

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  • mclovin510 March 25, 2018

    Auto erotic asphyxiation! King Fu Master would be pleased. Take the rock from my hand now motherfucker!

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  • peaks March 25, 2018

    If I didn't know better, I'd swear all those people watching and not lifting a finger,

    are all CS members. Talk about a front-row seat!!

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  •   truckingman March 25, 2018

    The python: "'I AM TIRE OF THIS MOTHER FUCKER'S SHOW EVERY MOTHER FUCKING" DAY!!!'" "'Watch thing, I am going to Drop this MOTHER FUCKER!'"

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  • disturbedpup March 25, 2018

    Always make sure your scarves are dead before wearing.

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  • frank n. stein March 25, 2018

    Why didn't he stop it before it got that far? NO ONE lifts a finger to help him, either!

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  • flipflop March 25, 2018

    Well done snack!!

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  • pidor5050 March 26, 2018

    lol indians are dumbest people on earth

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  • ftw88 March 26, 2018

    Don't worry folk's it's all part of the act he does it all the time...

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  • rasriff March 26, 2018

    Now that’s how you commit to a performance!

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  • cyberbu11y March 26, 2018

    Thats what you get for calling and harassing me about some energy bill I never had in the first place biotch!!

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  • themotherfucker March 26, 2018

    Did he dieded?

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  • astrozorro March 27, 2018

    Fucking hilarious how people thought it was part of the act!

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  • linkhaze March 27, 2018

    No one lifted a Fucking finger to help what a shithole

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  •   pizzapie March 27, 2018

    He's dead and nobody gives a fuck, including me

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  • emptyskull March 28, 2018

    Are you sure? I think he is acting like a snake.

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  • preest April 2, 2018

    bless him

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  • keysersoze9515 April 3, 2018

    He's not dead, he's just napping in between performances...

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  • richie82 April 11, 2018

    the guy at the end was the best part.

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  • ruzin April 17, 2018

    Idiot should never have had it near his neck. Or near him at all.

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  • albertmag April 28, 2018

    Sammy the snake

    No legs, arms or ears

    But steals everyones beers

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  • sipo70 June 5, 2018

    Who's tired of the constant beeps from these cars?

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  • defenestrator August 3, 2018

    Sometimes I go so long without sex I fear this could happen to me.

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  •   dozer67 August 29, 2018

    They just thought it was part of the act.

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