THERE'S 2 WAYS TO GET CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN PUBLIC

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  •   ketamine<3 March 25, 2018

    God damnit, Maddog123 is off his fucking meds again..

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    • frank n. stein March 26, 2018

      #2 had some big, hard wood!

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      • redmeadowlegion March 26, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        Just like you like it frank, tall and hard with little creatures living in it.

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  • 72jayd March 25, 2018

    I feel sorry for that tree.

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    • curiousone March 25, 2018

      @72jayd

      The tree was standing straight up before she got there...

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      • 72jayd March 25, 2018

        @curiousone I still feel bad for it. Dog piss , now this!

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        • alohasnackbar March 25, 2018

          @72jayd at least the dog piss will wash off that stank

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        • gutbucket March 26, 2018

          @72jayd

          That jiggling of her fat body was a dog trying to escape her uterus that she caught literally with her pussy the night before while the dog was in the act of pissing on the tree.

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    • maxm60 March 25, 2018

      @72jayd that pussy was so nasty all the leaves fell off!

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      • letmefindout March 25, 2018

        @maxm60

        I've heard of a tree hugger but this is ridiculous.

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        • bobadfett March 25, 2018

          @letmefindout a tree humping hippie she will have a pleasant time digging out all those splinters and broken tree bark

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    • supfishing757 March 25, 2018

      @72jayd

      I wood too

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    • mrthorwald March 25, 2018

      @72jayd I don’t! That tree is just a little tease, it clearly knows what it’s doing!

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    • secret squirrel March 25, 2018

      @72jayd

      Why. Maybe it needed another root.

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    • bigsmokey86 March 25, 2018

      @72jayd Can trees get AIDS?

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      • 72jayd March 25, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 Apparently so. The tree looks like shit.

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  •   burfurger March 25, 2018

    Clip 1: That's one way to cover up the fish smell. Sex by a body of water. He's none the wiser.

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  • ithinkimdumb March 25, 2018

    I've heard of tree huggers... but tree fucker, that's new

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    • gingersnatch March 25, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb look up “ecosexual” pornography. Shits getting real.

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      •   sarge07 March 25, 2018

        @gingersnatch getting real alright, real bizarre

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  •   burfurger March 25, 2018

    Clip 2: Fuckin' tree huggers are steppin' up their game!

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    • supfishing757 March 25, 2018

      @burfurger

      She took morning wood literally.

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    • bobadfett March 26, 2018

      @burfurger must be a hippy

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  • airsporter March 25, 2018

    Maybe shes just fallen out of it and banged her head.

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  • strokerace March 25, 2018

    Damn was that Rosie O'Donnell?

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    • maxm60 March 25, 2018

      @strokerace HA!+

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  • vestanpance March 25, 2018

    I see the ex wife has let herself go.

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  • xenomorph March 25, 2018

    They both got wood ^^

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  • maxm60 March 25, 2018

    I had to watch the second clip twice to make sure that beast was female.

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    •   lafind March 25, 2018

      @maxm60 I don't want to know!

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  • gingersnatch March 25, 2018

    Damn Ecosexuals. Go sit on a cactus.

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    •   sarge07 March 25, 2018

      @gingersnatch awww now, what'd a cacti ever do to deserve that?

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      • gingersnatch March 28, 2018

        @sarge07 treefucking nincompoops

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  • stinkburger March 25, 2018

    Careful that's a consyphilis tree! Meh best word play I could do on coniferous.

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  • superman101 March 25, 2018

    Looks like a turkey!

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  • arg March 25, 2018

    I'm quite sure that's the only stiff wood that has been between her legs in decades

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  • bigblackhead March 25, 2018

    that's how they get Dutch elm disease

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  •   graveyard March 25, 2018

    That there is a Pussy Willow tree

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  •   happyjack March 25, 2018

    It stripped every damn banana off of that tree. I'm glad they didn't record it throwing it's poop earlier.

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  •   nybadguy March 25, 2018

    Tree hugger. No. Tree fucker.

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    •   sarge07 March 25, 2018

      @nybadguy sshhhh, that was mancunt

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  •   sarge07 March 25, 2018

    MY EYES MY EYES!!

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    • maxm60 March 25, 2018

      @sarge07 LMFAO+++

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  • peaks March 25, 2018

    I'm pretty sure that Manatee's are endangered.

    Roll that fucker back in the water!

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  •   truckingman March 25, 2018

    What in the Blue FUCK???

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  • mr_krabs March 25, 2018

    Hopefully the tree gave her woodworm.

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  •   acairman March 25, 2018

    #2= Vegan

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  • fiddledeedee March 26, 2018

    The broken, missing part of the tree died of crotchrott.

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  • kojaksbozak March 26, 2018

    I can taste the SMELL ,of that rot twat ,thru the vid... 8(

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  • pili-galletitas March 30, 2018

    Pobre arbol

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  • neoplay186 April 4, 2018

    Бля, это же родная Россия! Орууу

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