WORST. ROOMMATE. EVER.

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WORST. ROOMMATE. EVER.

  •   ketamine<3 March 25, 2018

    Some college kids having sex is crazy shit?

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    • maxm60 March 25, 2018

      @ketamine<3 apparently so since you saw it here.

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    • supfishing757 March 25, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      With sweat pants on? Damn rookies

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    •   happyjack March 25, 2018

      @ketamine<3 LOL not to mention they aren't roommates. Male roommates don't share the same bed. This is more of an after party scene.

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    • mehofjack March 26, 2018

      @ketamine<3 guy has a baby dick

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    • idgaf March 26, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Right... I'm here just to +1 your comment only...

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  • 72jayd March 25, 2018

    And why?

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  • ithinkimdumb March 25, 2018

    Must happen a lot, they just rolled over...

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  •   burfurger March 25, 2018

    Can't afford separate rooms so, I guess can't expect 'em to have any sheets. That poor new bed gonna be covered splooge and brillo pad fibers.

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    • bigsmokey86 March 25, 2018

      @burfurger And herpes.

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    •   goodster March 25, 2018

      How do you keep little black children from jumping on the bed?????

      You put velcro on the ceiling...

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      • loadie25 March 26, 2018

        @goodster do you know how to get them down after, tell them that some other kids are coming over for a piñata party.

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  • qaz March 25, 2018

    Sure he is thinking "As long as he pays his share of the rent, go for it"

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  • vestanpance March 25, 2018

    Put a black light on in there and it`ll be like living in a Jackson Pollock painting.

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  • maxm60 March 25, 2018

    He's only the worst if he makes the other guy sleep in the wet spot.

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    • letmefindout March 25, 2018

      @maxm60

      It's bad enough that he woke up because of the smell.

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  • xenomorph March 25, 2018

    Just another Friday night on campus.

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  • letmefindout March 25, 2018

    Sharing is caring

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  • xxxmass March 25, 2018

    Yeah I'd say.., where's mine..!

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    • maxm60 March 25, 2018

      @xxxmass and then you'd get rolled over and buggered. Isn't that the term they use down under?

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  •   burfurger March 25, 2018

    At least the whole family was there when their baby brother was conceived.

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  • cubbage March 25, 2018

    It depends who the roommate is!

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  •   lafind March 25, 2018

    I call next!

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  • stinkburger March 25, 2018

    Pause at 23 Sec, bitch got gargoyle feet....hard No.

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    • maxm60 March 25, 2018

      @stinkburger Gargoyle! More food.

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  • secret squirrel March 25, 2018

    I can imagine sharing a prison cell would be a lot worse. ALOT worse...

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 March 25, 2018

    BEST. Roommate. Ever.

    We're talking about the slut, right? Sleeping guy goes next?

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  • arg March 25, 2018

    Probably going to share her, he's just mustering the energy for his turn

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  • bigblackhead March 25, 2018

    he was dreaming that he was buying swordfish at the Fulton fish market

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    • maxm60 March 25, 2018

      @bigblackhead A blind man walks past a fish stand and syas "Hello ladies."

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  •   graveyard March 25, 2018

    Worst roommate? I had a lot worse in college, my roommate would jerk off every single night after I fell asleep. Worst of all he cry while he did it, I think he missed his mom.

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    • maxm60 March 25, 2018

      @graveyard did you wake up all sticky?

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      •   graveyard March 25, 2018

        @maxm60 I did on the nights your mom visited

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        • maxm60 March 25, 2018

          @graveyard If my mom ever visited you at anytime in your life, you'd be calling me 'sir'. So since you haven't, I guess she didn't.

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  •   nybadguy March 25, 2018

    Who cares

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  • epodlok March 25, 2018

    How do I get sound anyone

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    • maxm60 March 25, 2018

      @epodlok volume knob.

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  • brokenanus March 25, 2018

    Wow, didnt wake him to watch...

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    • maxm60 March 25, 2018

      @brokenanus 'broken anus'? Prolurkercrazy, is that you?

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  • lordcuntworthy March 25, 2018

    More like best roommate ever!

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  • frank n. stein March 25, 2018

    How do you have sex with someone else right there?? He probably wanted her to join in.

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  •   truckingman March 25, 2018

    Just shaking his head at the situation, ..............................................................

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  • gandog56 March 26, 2018

    Hey man I'm trying to get some sle.....WTF? ON MY BED, TOO!

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  •   freddykrueger March 26, 2018

    ...sleeping guys woman!

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  • rudolft March 27, 2018

    no hay pedo... bro!tu sigue culeando!!! luego me la prestas...

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  • suicidetuesday March 28, 2018

    Well at least he is sleeping so he can't steal anything.

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