THERE'S 2 WAYS YOU CAN TAKE AN ELEVATOR IN JAPAN

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 26, 2018

    That’s the same commentary as Master Chef Japan.

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    • maxm60 March 26, 2018

      @Cory H. I was almost expecting to hear "Goooooooaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll!"

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    •   sarge07 March 26, 2018

      @Cory H. Iron Chef, slippery eel sauce

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      •   GrimmWilder March 26, 2018

        @sarge07

        More like a 'Japjizz Shute'....Yeck!

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    •   burfurger March 26, 2018

      @Cory H.

      What's the secret ingredient?

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  • kodakbl March 26, 2018

    the last one looks like one of these bukkake partys

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    •   lafind March 26, 2018

      @kodakbl Where else do you think they get all this slime?

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    • muzziesarescum March 26, 2018

      @kodakbl idk wasn't enough blurred crotches..

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  • owie March 26, 2018

    Splooch

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    •   burfurger March 26, 2018

      @owie

      owie is like imitation bacon bits.

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  • letmefindout March 26, 2018

    Come down the chute too quick and it's always the same result: you get slimed.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 26, 2018

      @letmefindout we all saw the "slimmer" video.. I hope that's not what that is lol.

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  • airsporter March 26, 2018

    'Just Nip in the lift....'

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  • rubber March 26, 2018

    The first one was funnier.

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  • stratacaster March 26, 2018

    Why didn't they measure the first twos distance?

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  • failure101 March 26, 2018

    Both feel like an elevator in China.

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  • xenomorph March 26, 2018

    Ground floor please.

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  •   nybadguy March 26, 2018

    Rook out

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  •   lafind March 26, 2018

    Next, it will be the escalator competition!

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  • arg March 26, 2018

    the goo is made from people who have visited the fukishima plant

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    • maxm60 March 26, 2018

      @arg or residue from the first people who shit themselves when that floor opened in that elevator!

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  • xxxmass March 26, 2018

    I'll take the latter..., twice.

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  •   freddykrueger March 26, 2018

    ...i would beat gilligans ass all over the island!

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    • gutbucket March 27, 2018

      @freddykrueger

      Not if I can help it, punk!

      You leave my little buddy alone!

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  • kojaksbozak March 26, 2018

    I wonder if first two remember what they were even fighting about...

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    • maxm60 March 26, 2018

      @kojaksbozak who had to 'wok' the dog?

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  • maxm60 March 26, 2018

    The slow motion version of that gal made her look either posessed or ready to head-bang at a Metallica concert.

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    •   sarge07 March 26, 2018

      @maxm60 that's the look of Ouch's van victims

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  •   burfurger March 26, 2018

    Even when there aren't 30 tiny Japanese cocks around the woman they still have to end up with her looking like she was.

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  • frank n. stein March 26, 2018

    Crazy Japanese

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  •   spider-man March 26, 2018

    #1 was fucking... everything I love about the Internet

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  •   spider-man March 26, 2018

    #2 The fuck with you HARD in Japan

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  • fiddledeedee March 26, 2018

    I'm pretty sure there would be a big brown streak down that slide if they did that to me.

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  • redmeadowlegion March 26, 2018

    Attention CS shoppers, there is a retarded clown in these comments that has the SN of O.W.I.E........he left his anal beads at frank-n-stein's house...repeat.. owie left his anal beads at frank-n-stein's house. If your know frank-n-stein tell him Owie wants them back but please use HAZ-MAT caution for we are talking about the dwelling of frank-n-stein. Thank you and have a crazy fucked up day.

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  • ob1 March 26, 2018

    The slide featured in an earlier bukkake movie

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  •   truckingman March 26, 2018

    1. The Express Car to MF" HELL!!! 2. The Express chute to Slime Slide???

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  • peaks March 26, 2018

    If that last girl slid into a wood chipper...well, life would be wonderful.

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  • loadie25 March 27, 2018

    The second one is the Bukkake express, see how happy she was when she thought she won something, yes dear, cream of sum guy(s).

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  • flipflop March 27, 2018

    fake orgasm face

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  •   oldrooster March 27, 2018

    If you rerout that slide to my bed ill give you 20 bucks

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  • qaz March 27, 2018

    The first one was the Doctor battling his evil experiment. I think we all know what happened next...

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  • suicidetuesday March 28, 2018

    First time I have ever seen the whites of their eyes.

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