THE NEW DEFINITION OF "BLOWN THE FUCK OUT"

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  • jizzphantom March 28, 2018

    spit on that hole

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    • flipflop March 28, 2018

      @jizzphantom and swallow it

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    • chained cat March 28, 2018

      @jizzphantom You jest sir!

      I'd need to wrap a bath towel around my knob just to touch the sides

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      •   GrimmWilder March 28, 2018

        @chained cat

        And you just KNOW there are Chunks in every wet spot she leaves!

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        • frank n. stein March 29, 2018

          Shove an orange traffic cone in there. It plugs up the hole and warns people to stay away!

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  • arg March 28, 2018

    When you can prolapse down to your knees its time to stop

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    • letmefindout March 28, 2018

      @arg

      When the prolapse sags like a set of balls it's time to replace the seals.

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      • arg March 28, 2018

        @letmefindout I think she makes a perfect seal over a whole toilet...she better not shit on a plane

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        • maxm60 March 29, 2018

          @arg when she farts it probably sounds like a ghost moaning.

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  • jizzphantom March 28, 2018

    fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

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  •   burfurger March 28, 2018

    Anyone here think that's crazy or shit?

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    •   nybadguy March 28, 2018

      @burfurger I think it's stupid.

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    • bwooly March 28, 2018

      @burfurger it would be crazy if shit came out

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      •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

        @bwooly pop goes the weasel

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    • idgaf March 28, 2018

      @burfurger no shit

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    •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

      @burfurger assinine

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    • letmefindout March 28, 2018

      @burfurger

      It's shit crazy diaper time.

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    • maxm60 March 29, 2018

      @burfurger it's crazyshit!

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  • kore March 28, 2018

    Is it just me or did it look like a pig snout???

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    •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

      @kore looked more like a hagfish

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  •   lafind March 28, 2018

    She probably needs diapers now!

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    •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

      @lafind now???

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      •   lafind March 28, 2018

        @sarge07 Well maybe before too. All I know is I'm looking at that loose gasket and don't wanna be dodging Hersey squirts.

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        •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

          @lafind I pity you if you were that close

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  • stratacaster March 28, 2018

    Rear main seal? 29.95 ma'am,take 45 minutes.

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    •   burfurger March 28, 2018

      @stratacaster

      Seems like an O ring to me. Don't forget the vaseline.

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      •   lafind March 28, 2018

        @burfurger Just a big cork would do, maybe put duct tape over it to be sure.

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        • letmefindout March 28, 2018

          @lafind

          Industrial class butt plug would be better.

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          • maxm60 March 29, 2018

            @letmefindout you could cram a can of coffee up that abyss.

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          • biff wadslinger April 1, 2018

            @letmefindout needs BOARD UP UNLIMITED.....great company....

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  • airsporter March 28, 2018

    Your arsehole is one of your few best friends if you but knew it!

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    • maxm60 March 29, 2018

      @airsporter I have a few friends who are assholes. Does that count?

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  • 72jayd March 28, 2018

    Is that the ass clit peeking out?

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    • bdsmmaster March 28, 2018

      @72jayd there's to much peeking out.

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  • bdsmmaster March 28, 2018

    Like tossing a hotdog down a hallway.you could do jumping jacks in that thing.

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  • bwooly March 28, 2018

    A few stitches and some mental health counseling, and she’ll be fine.

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    • chained cat March 28, 2018

      @bwooly There's not enough binder twine in the world to stitch that

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  •   wallawilly March 28, 2018

    Jesus! There are things in this world that just aren't rite!

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    •   lafind March 28, 2018

      @wallawilly Wow.... you're just waking up to that fact? Or is this a little lees right than you can accept? :(

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  • strokerace March 28, 2018

    The Toothless Wonder

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  • bigblackhead March 28, 2018

    the old wind tunnel

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  •   picklehiesner March 28, 2018

    Um ... yer ass is inside out

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  • alohasnackbar March 28, 2018

    Rosebud...

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  • sdbandit March 28, 2018

    Makes me want to watch that old noot noot video

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  • elmjr March 28, 2018

    I puked a little!

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  • rs1 March 28, 2018

    Lol your closing sound effect and zoom. Haha Nice edit

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    • gutbucket March 28, 2018

      @rs1

      That was no sound effect... she quacked.

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  • secret squirrel March 28, 2018

    I’d get that looked at...... by a witch doctor

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  • bobadfett March 28, 2018

    That's a rose bud

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    • frank n. stein March 29, 2018

      @bobadfett

      I thought Rosebud was a sled.

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      • bobadfett March 30, 2018

        @frank n. stein actually it looks like mancocks face lol

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  • ham_sammy March 28, 2018

    Fuckin disgusting whore

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  • txdo_msk March 28, 2018

    I want to squeeze that pimple so bad...

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  •   mr_krabs March 28, 2018

    She’s really blossomed into a lovely young lady.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 28, 2018

    That can’t be good. Can it?

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  • dirtydanglers March 28, 2018

    Peekaboo

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  • madjackal March 29, 2018

    any way she have good butts and back ............... for fuck

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  •   goodster March 29, 2018

    I love that Duck at the end.

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  • mclovin510 March 29, 2018

    You can’t handle the gape!

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  • mrmk1oo March 29, 2018

    Just wait next we gone see this bitch slappin some lube on a fire hydrant.....ol kinky bitch

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  • xenomorph March 29, 2018

    Looks like a horses eye blinking.

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  • krazybitch4u699 March 29, 2018

    Too much anal

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  • frank n. stein March 29, 2018

    NASTY! Someone actually wrote a "song" about an O-ring prolapse??!

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    • maxm60 March 30, 2018

      @frank n. stein does it have a 'NOOT-NOOT' chorus?

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  • blackychan April 2, 2018

    Just like sticking your dick in a warm bucket of water without touching the sides.

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  • big_hole_bill April 2, 2018

    LOST IN ANAL

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  • dmo April 5, 2018

    Looks like one of those frog memes

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  • teambalaam April 11, 2018

    I was waiting for it to bust out in a song

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