HE'LL NEVER STEAL FROM HIS NEIGHBORS AGAIN

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...until tomorrow.

  • james42069 March 30, 2018

    Hes milkin it.. just broke through skin

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  •   GrimmWilder March 30, 2018

    Make him mop-up that blood too God'Dammit!

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    • rouge_et_blanc March 30, 2018

      @GrimmWilder nah... lick it up

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      • frank n. stein March 30, 2018

        Consuella! The floor, por favor!

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        • skullfuck3r March 30, 2018

          @frank n. stein She needs more lemon pledge

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  • airsporter March 30, 2018

    Not much point plastering the cinder block.

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  • qaz March 30, 2018

    Guy was pretty calm for having a gun pointed at his nuts

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  • cubbage March 30, 2018

    Well if you shoot him in his nutsack, he'll really think twice about stealing from you again.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 30, 2018

    Sure takes a lot of words over there to say “Ouch”

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  • letmefindout March 30, 2018

    I didn't realize how valuable those garden gnomes really are.

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  •   burfurger March 30, 2018

    Just think how aerodynamic that hand will be playing handball. Zero wind resistance. Granted the ball will probably get stuck once in a while... 4th world problems.

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  • hiwudjablome March 30, 2018

    Now make his bitch clean that shit up.

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  • bobadfett March 30, 2018

    Since he can't use his hand for gripping when he jacks off he just slide it in the hole in his hand

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  • drewstl March 30, 2018

    Should had him, mop the damn floor before they let him go

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    •   burfurger March 30, 2018

      @drewstl

      They could just use your skin. Is that micro-fiber ya got there Cookie?

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  • brastravel2 March 30, 2018

    brazil... brazil ...brazileros..deus e brazilero

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  • brastravel2 March 30, 2018

    it means that god is brazilan.it is a common belief in brasil. how many among you agree with this belief???

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    •   burfurger March 30, 2018

      @brastravel2

      How many among you come to CS for Theology lessons???

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      •   lafind March 30, 2018

        @burfurger Raising hand.. I'm still looking for my messiah.

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        •   burfurger March 30, 2018

          @lafind Bow to Leper Messiah. bum bum BUH Na na Bow to Leper Messiah

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          •   lafind March 30, 2018

            @burfurger Does it end with the cymbals?

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    • gutbucket March 30, 2018

      @brastravel2

      What? That Brazil should be nuked into a bed 'n breakfast? It's an unanimous 'yay'. In fact, almost 100% except for de Silva over there.

      "foda-se você! Grrrr..."

      Take it easy, de Silva...

      It's called democracy.

      You want to tear my heart out and eat it so bad. Don't you, ya beast?

      "Grrraaahhhhhh!!!"

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  • xenomorph March 30, 2018

    He has another hand, he could always try again after he heals up :p

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  •   fistermister March 30, 2018

    Believe you me, he'll steal again, just a little better next time.

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  • redansbirkiev March 30, 2018

    Wow, look at all the lube on the floor!

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  •   lafind March 30, 2018

    Shoulda made him clean up the mess!

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  •   nybadguy March 30, 2018

    For a minute I thought he was going to shoot him in the junk.

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  • arg March 30, 2018

    That might leave a mark!

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  • fatlarry March 30, 2018

    take whats left of your hand and get the fuck outa here

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  • dry terd March 30, 2018

    Caught red handed......

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    • offdhook March 31, 2018

      @dry terd lol...cut red handed.

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  • bwooly March 30, 2018

    Damn! They couldn’t find a machete so they had to use a gun. Maybe they finally sent them all in for sharpening.

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  •   picklehiesner March 30, 2018

    Got a hand it to him he stayed pretty calm

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  • eagle March 30, 2018

    Hell

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  • mr_krabs March 30, 2018

    That wank must have had some serious power.

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  • offdhook March 31, 2018

    Now, who will clean d mess?

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  • kwangkwong April 2, 2018

    This is why tampons were invented

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  • blackychan April 2, 2018

    His still got another hand left. If you do not succeed at first try again.

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