EVERYTHING IS A DILDO IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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  • gutbucket April 3, 2018

    Break the heel off so the rest of the shoe can be shoved up her ass and then shove the heel in her pee hole. Waste not, want not.

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    • mehofjack April 3, 2018

      @gutbucket and this is how beautiful girls mess up there hot pockets

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      • illspoken April 4, 2018

        @mehofjack not to mention poor vaginal and anal hygiene

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    • frank n. stein April 3, 2018

      @gutbucket

      Yeah. I want not.

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      •   sarge07 April 3, 2018

        @frank n. stein cool, more for the rest of us, LOL

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    • ob1 April 3, 2018

      @gutbucket she's going to send them back as they're obviously too small

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  • letmefindout April 3, 2018

    When you put your foot up their ass remember to remove the shoe.

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  • pili-galletitas April 3, 2018

    Está señora se pone los zapatos para el culo ! XD jajaja

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    •   burfurger April 3, 2018

      @pili-galletitas

      ¿Eres voluntario para ser su cuerno de zapato?

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      •   burfurger April 3, 2018

        @burfurger

        ¿Por qué votarías eso? Pendejos!

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    •   sarge07 April 3, 2018

      @pili-galletitas ¿No, en serio?

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    •   goodster April 4, 2018

      @pili-galletitas ,,,, taco English punta!

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  •   burfurger April 3, 2018

    Size 6 shoe. Size 10 asshole.

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    • maxm60 April 4, 2018

      @burfurger notice how easy her hand slid into the stink?

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  • hiwudjablome April 3, 2018

    So this means my head can be a dildo

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    • bwooly April 3, 2018

      @hiwudjablome Yes, your head is a dildo! Ha ha

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    •   sarge07 April 3, 2018

      @hiwudjablome are you called "dick head"??JKLOL

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      • hiwudjablome April 4, 2018

        @sarge07

        If she.ll let me give it a try sure,,,

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        • maxm60 April 4, 2018

          @hiwudjablome It's all the rage in Japan.

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  •   stenchfart April 3, 2018

    you should see what she did with the new handbag

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  • xenomorph April 3, 2018

    Saves you having to actually step in shit.

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  • mrmk1oo April 3, 2018

    Bitch is a walking shoe caddy

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  • cubbage April 3, 2018

    Both holes look pretty good for being that loose!

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  • rs1 April 3, 2018

    Front To Back, You Filthy Bitch !

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  • rs1 April 3, 2018

    That tingle in your G spot is your fresh new UTi making itself at home

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  • fiddledeedee April 3, 2018

    The shortcomings of a shockingly shitty shoe shine!

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    • bobadfett April 3, 2018

      @fiddledeedee she can shine something on me but it's not shoes

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  • airsporter April 3, 2018

    Wellie boot meets Wellie boot.

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  • chained cat April 3, 2018

    And now, this video has made me feel even worse about myself

    A shoe, a fucking shoe I tell you is getting more pussy than me

    SHRS

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  • two-hats April 3, 2018

    A-shoe! Or A-sole! Both fit.

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    • bwooly April 3, 2018

      @two-hats god bless you

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  • cazaly April 3, 2018

    That’s not how we were taught to put the shine on our boots..

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  • keysersoze9515 April 3, 2018

    Boy, I'd love for her to put a shine on my boots!!

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  •   luvthick April 3, 2018

    She lost her soul to a shoe.....

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  • burlyfish April 3, 2018

    Well it's better than the shoe on my head routine.

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  • hitman777 April 3, 2018

    Talk about pussy footing around

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  • curiousone April 3, 2018

    Red Forman would be so proud

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  • kore April 3, 2018

    Ok...., so the shoe fits.... what's next

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    •   ketamine<3 April 3, 2018

      @kore don't ask, we've seen enough. Actually, now that you mention it I'm interested...

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  •   lafind April 3, 2018

    Looks like she can fit a lot in there, she should be a drug mule.

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    • frank n. stein April 3, 2018

      @lafind

      She already has a drugged mule in there!

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  • arg April 3, 2018

    They don't call them pumps for nothing

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  • dougtanner April 3, 2018

    Why oh why.

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  • renbo956 April 3, 2018

    I Prefer My Girls Pussy Ass Nice And Tight Olright Over A Lucy Loose Pussy Ass

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  •   ketamine<3 April 3, 2018

    At least it's a pointed shoe not some big ass steel toe work boots. I'd hit it.

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    • maxm60 April 4, 2018

      @ketamine<3 bet you could fit a size 14 engineer boot up her ass.

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  • elmjr April 3, 2018

    Bitches be stupid!

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  •   ouch April 3, 2018

    Cinderella is a horny little slut

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  •   nybadguy April 3, 2018

    StilettHoe

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  • forcekeen April 3, 2018

    WTF

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    •   truckingman April 3, 2018

      Forcekeen, I bieve it is more WTMF"BBSF(WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING" BLUE BULL SHITTING FUCK)!!!

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      •   picklehiesner April 4, 2018

        @truckingman

        A blue bull shitting fuck !

        That’s like a triple dog dare !

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  • frank n. stein April 3, 2018

    Way to ruin a pair of shoes, ho!

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    •   sarge07 April 3, 2018

      @frank n. stein why? You want em??

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      • maxm60 April 4, 2018

        @sarge07 she found a new definition for 'shoe goo'.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 3, 2018

    Any guns in there?

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  • bwooly April 3, 2018

    Her man is right there but she’d rather have a shoe inside her. He must be a lousy fuck.

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  • kwangkwong April 3, 2018

    Why do girls do this all it dies is ruin there pussy and ass

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  • sdbandit April 3, 2018

    Isn’t this the chick that gaped her asshole and a guy ate cereal out of it?

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    •   sarge07 April 3, 2018

      @sdbandit that's just nasty!!

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    • maxm60 April 4, 2018

      @sdbandit was it Capt'n Crunch?

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  • stratacaster April 3, 2018

    Bet she takes'em back and say they're to small gotta a size....no no no 2 sizes bigger yeah yeah 2 SIZES BIGGER!!!!!

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  • orochisam3 April 3, 2018

    remember that episode from "Everybody hates chris"? this is him now

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  • cyberbu11y April 3, 2018

    Wipe your feet before entering the back door

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  •   shifty_usmc April 3, 2018

    That's Roxy Raye. She specializes in destroying her holes!

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  • illgun April 3, 2018

    Now I never look at high heels the same way ever again.

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  • fatlarry April 3, 2018

    ill kick you in the cunt baby

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  •   truckingman April 3, 2018

    I did not know the this type of masturbation was based in realility. I only saw the said type of masturbation in a adult bondage comic...

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    •   goodster April 4, 2018

      @truckingman Bondage comic??? What in the blue ball fuck,,, parents couldn't have bought you a SuperMan Or SpiderMan for christ's sake.

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      •   truckingman April 4, 2018

        Goodster, I was the said comic on the internet about five year in the past.

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  • astrozorro April 3, 2018

    Bid that shit on eBay and make thousands !

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  • mr_krabs April 3, 2018

    Should NOT be attempted with golf cleats!

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  • scnegron April 3, 2018

    She’s a shoe in!!

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  • txdo_msk April 3, 2018

    Damn, looks like she could fit a club foot!

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    • maxm60 April 4, 2018

      @txdo_msk or a foot of club.

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  • sorillo April 3, 2018

    Gorgeous pussy. Damn

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  • ftw88 April 4, 2018

    Let's see her do that with a cleat.

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  • joedirt9 April 4, 2018

    That pussy and ass look gorgeous, but I’m pretty sure she’s hollow on the inside!

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  • xxxmass April 4, 2018

    She probably hates Hikers, especially if not broken in properly.

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  •   big_daddy305 April 4, 2018

    I bet she won't try that shit with a pineapple.

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  • roccosurf April 4, 2018

    Love it!

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  • blackenedamerica April 4, 2018

    Now shes going to have athletes ass

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  •   freddykrueger April 4, 2018

    ...what a waste!

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  • james511969 April 4, 2018

    Well, they are called pumps.

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  • mrhrek3 April 5, 2018

    adds a whole new meaning to imm kick your ass

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  • dmo April 6, 2018

    I’ve heard of puttin’ A boot in your ass, but this is ridiculous

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  • d1ckhead April 9, 2018

    Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of brownish slush

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