THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG AT A WEDDING: M60 MACHINE GUNS

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  •   GrimmWilder April 4, 2018

    (Lesson of the day)

    DON'T INVITE HABEEB TO YOUR WEDDING!

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    • letmefindout April 4, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Starving people don't throw rice.

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    • supfishing757 April 4, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Well since everyone is already gathered they can go ahead and have the funeral.

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      • maxm60 April 4, 2018

        @supfishing757 To where more will bring weapons, and so on, and so on..........

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    • quantum April 4, 2018

      @GrimmWilder . . weddings are for mentally developed nations with an average IQ over 60.

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    • james511969 April 4, 2018

      @GrimmWilder I thought that’s how they got the red dot in their forehead

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    • idgaf April 4, 2018

      @GrimmWilder who’s habeeb?

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      •   GrimmWilder April 4, 2018

        @idgaf

        habeeb is the one shooting up weddings and fucking goats....

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  • wild child 69 April 4, 2018

    Fucking retards xD

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  •   luvthick April 4, 2018

    The NRA just shed a tear of joy.

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    • maxm60 April 4, 2018

      @luvthick I'd be surprised if some libtards didn't try to blame the NRA for this and then scream "Impeach Trump"!

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      • prolurkercrazy April 4, 2018

        @maxm60 IMPEACH TRUMP!!!

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        • maxm60 April 5, 2018

          @prolurkercrazy like I said - libtards.

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      •   luvthick April 4, 2018

        @maxm60

        I wouldn't blame the NRA even though they can be Assholes at times. As for impeaching Trump, I don't see it happening so long as he keeps redistributing our dollars to the top 1% , Even this trade war is a crafty way for his wealthy friends to purchase stocks cheap with the newly received tax cuts. There's a video where all the CEO's clearly stated that their objective was to boost their stocks and not create new jobs, as we were sold on. Back to impeachment, there's a host of reasons to impeach trump, with the number one reason being how much of a pussy ass bitch he is for Putin.

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        •   luvthick April 4, 2018

          For the neg happy...

          Regardless of how you may feel about the YoungTurks, this is a pretty good exchange which proved to be largely on point, plus we get to see how big of a douche Steven Mnuchin is, you know that millionaire that uses tax dollars to finance his lifestyle.

          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S3bCZrMdgFI

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        • gutbucket April 4, 2018

          @luvthick

          You can't impeach the

          Anointed One with the godlike, golden hair.

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          •   luvthick April 4, 2018

            @gutbucket

            Yeah, That golden toupée is stitched in pretty tight.

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        • james511969 April 4, 2018

          @luvthick only the fools who voted for him were sold to. And they bought it. You can do well, if you follow your own advice.

          As for the impeachment? It won’t happen unless Democrats get the majority, and that’s probably not going to happen any time soon.

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          •   luvthick April 4, 2018

            @james511969

            Man I love when you & other great thinkers comment. America is filled with great minds, but the bobble head drones & the hateful are sadly the loudest. This November the silent Majority needs to get out and vote to check our President/Putin's Bitch.

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            • james511969 April 4, 2018

              @luvthick I think I work with the only group of white guys that cannot believe 33% of this country Still blindly follow him. HRC was not a better choice, but a less manipulatable one.

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            • maxm60 April 5, 2018

              @luvthick you must have had one helluva time polishing Hildabeests halo.

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        • maxm60 April 5, 2018

          @luvthick "Pussy ass bitch for Putin"? Man the libleft got you hook, line and sinker. The pantsuit goddess was the one who sold uranium to Russia which found it's way to North Korea and Barry's Iranian nuclear experiment. As for the trade war stuff that's all a waitandsee.

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          •   luvthick April 5, 2018

            @maxm60

            Damn, I thought you were more level headed than that. Forget about Right-Wing media vs Left-wing media. Just open your eyes to how he treats everyone except for Putin. On this it should be clear regardless of party lines that Putin has Trump in the palm of his hands. Trump even defended Putin against Bill O'Reilly in an interview & his own cabinet had to force him to impose the bipartisan sanctions against Russia. C'mon dude, get your head out of Trump's ass, He's a self serving megalomaniac!

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            • maxm60 April 5, 2018

              @luvthick refer to my comments above. When you feel like replying - refer to my comments above. Eventually you'll start to tune in to reality.

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              •   luvthick April 5, 2018

                @maxm60

                Whatever. Sad to see that your just another Fox News drone.

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                • maxm60 April 5, 2018

                  @luvthick Did I ever mention I watched Fox News? No. Can’t stand them. They’re the exact opposite of that crap you believe in. You stating that just shows you are not properly informed and are biased in your opinions. That sir will always e your downfall.

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              •   happyjack April 5, 2018

                @maxm60 the break in reality is that people will follow this con man right off the cliff and blame everyone and everything but him for all of his issues.

                If Obama had been involved in fucking porstars, kissing putin's ring, trade wars, going after Amazon, etc, etc. the right would have lost their fucking minds. But because it's their guy, they're pretending like trumps behavior is normal. The guy is a nut, and bad for the world.

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                • maxm60 April 5, 2018

                  @happyjack Not true and you know it. Plenty of repubs speaking out against it. I’m not the diehard Trump fanatic some of you think I am. I have concerns about his actions. But WTF?, people falling all over themselves putting Hillary on a pedestal? She’s so fucking crooked she forms a perfect circle.

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                  •   luvthick April 5, 2018

                    @maxm60

                    Happyjack just read you like a book and your offense/deflect is to go straight to Hillary. Who told you she was our first pick??? That's all in your head. Besides, Hillary lost!!! She's not in power!!!

                    WTF are you talking about people falling all over themselves??? The man is willing to start Nuclear war, fuck the stock market, shutdown our institutions, keep the WH in total chaos etc, etc, etc. If he wasn't your guy, you would be somewhat concerned as any normal country man would be.

                    Look at what I laid out initially, it's not Left-wing or Right-Wing, it's reality. Trump is visibly affectionate towards Putin affections unwilling to check him the way a US leader is supposed to.

                    You want to worship trump go ahead, but understand this, your blind eye is not only going to affect you, it's going to affect us all.

                    BTW - All those Republicans speaking out against him, are still voting with him. So it's a Bullshit Display!

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                    •   happyjack April 5, 2018

                      @luvthick +1 All of this pom pom waving will come to an abrupt end when the cost of goods goes through the roof. It's coming, stand by. My business has already been hit with a 10% increase in the cost of goods. You think that I'm going to absorb it? Fuck no im passing it straight on to my customers. This is the first wave. If he gets in a passing match with China this 10% increase will double or triple.

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                    • maxm60 April 6, 2018

                      @luvthick Wow. So emotional. Why don't you pop a midol, wash it down with some kool-aid, curl up in your safe spot and calm down. Get back to us when you don't feel so irrelevant.

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                  •   happyjack April 5, 2018

                    @maxm60 I'm concerned with the president, you know the one that is lplaying with our economy like it's some kind of iPhone app.

                    Bill Clintons ex-wife is irrelevant to us all.

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                    • maxm60 April 6, 2018

                      @happyjack As is your comment. Trump isn't doing anything Slick Willy, W, or Barry hasn't already done. The simple reason people are getting bent is because it's Trump doing it.

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        •   sarge07 April 5, 2018

          @luvthick don't leave out Pelosi and the rest of the liberal democrats and other politicians that can (thanks to Pelosi) still make a fortune insider trading.

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          •   luvthick April 5, 2018

            @sarge07

            Sarge, The difference between me and you is, I am not saying or pretending that the Dems don't have dirt. You guys are worshipping trump and that's dangerous because he only wants to surround himself with Yes Men & Yes Women. And you, his supporters are giving him a green light to continue on a route of Totalitarianism.

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          •   happyjack April 5, 2018

            @sarge07 when did that old hag become president? What does she have to do with this? I was hoping that I was wrong I really was but everything that I've been bitching about in regards to trump for the last year and a half is starting to show itself. You can pretend like everything is groovy, but it's not. He's has a subpar approval rating in a good economy. His rating should be through the roof right now. He WON't be re-elected at least. Most on both sides have had enough already.

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    •   sarge07 April 4, 2018

      @luvthick seriously

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      •   luvthick April 4, 2018

        @sarge07

        You're in love with the NRA too?

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        •   sarge07 April 5, 2018

          @luvthick life member, so what?? The NRA is not responsible for mass shootings. Our firearms laws work, you want to address the real issue? Change the fuckin HIPPA laws that refuse mental health experts to report these nutbags to authorities.

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          •   luvthick April 5, 2018

            @sarge07

            Bullshit! Tell your God trump to reinstate the Obama background check that barred the mentally ill.

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            •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 6, 2018

              @luvthick,

              Snopes:

              WHAT'S TRUE

              Congress passed a law repealing a measure that was originally intended to make it easier to prohibit the sale of firearms to people deemed “mentally defective” by requiring the Social Security Administration to provide disability benefit information to the National Instant Criminal Background Check System.

              WHAT'S FALSE

              The repeal does not change any actual firearm regulations; there have been (and still are) laws on the books that prohibit the sale of guns to some groups of people based on mental illness.

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              •   luvthick April 6, 2018

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              •   luvthick April 6, 2018

                @Cory H.

                That's true because the law was basically grounded. And the strength of the state laws varies by state... If Obama's name wasn't on the bill, Trump probably would not have targeted it. He has a choice in these things to embrace the people or his biggest donors, and Left or Right we loose out to the biggest donors every time. Trump being a billionaire promised to be different, but it's the same old game being played.

                https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-sign-bill-revoking-obama-era-gun-checks-people-mental-illnesses/

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  • redansbirkiev April 4, 2018

    Pastor: "Is there anybody that objects to this marriage today"

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  • mehofjack April 4, 2018

    Another one in the dust!

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  •   burfurger April 4, 2018

    Does this mean we can return the 5 lbs. of hummus we bought as a gift?

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  •   goodster April 4, 2018

    Wow,,Wow Wow,,,,, Since when did I make the top user comments?? Awesome! I'm gonna get my AR and head to Habeebs wedding to celebrate.

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  • keysersoze9515 April 4, 2018

    Hahaha! I love how they all act surprised when someone in the reception ends up getting shot and/or killed.

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    •   ouch April 4, 2018

      @keysersoze9515 kinda like when kids shoot up schools in the USA

      SUPRISE

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      • bwooly April 4, 2018

        @ouch derp

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        •   ouch April 4, 2018

          @bwooly Oh DERPICIA

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          •   happyjack April 5, 2018

            @ouch you can't put this one on us :-)

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  •   fistermister April 4, 2018

    He just saved the Groom years of agony and pain.

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  • fjotolfhansen April 4, 2018

    anybody got some videos from the youtube HQ shooting ?

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    •   burfurger April 4, 2018

      @fjotolfhansen

      Um...let me check my camera.....sorry fresh the fuck out. You asked that like you'd ask someone for a stick of gum. Someone do a background check on this one please.

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      • gutbucket April 4, 2018

        @burfurger

        hehe...

        support wrigley's, go cubs.

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      •   sarge07 April 4, 2018

        @burfurger lighten the fuck up

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  • supfishing757 April 4, 2018

    I've heard shot gun weddings but machine gun weddings are something else.

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  •   nybadguy April 4, 2018

    Big gun little man

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  •   lafind April 4, 2018

    Duh... He belongs on the battlefield, not in or anywhere near a town.

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  • arg April 4, 2018

    Look don't swing a M60 around one handed unless your Rambo

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    • maxm60 April 4, 2018

      @arg That wasn't an M-60. That was a Russian PK or PKM

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    •   sarge07 April 4, 2018

      @arg please, the fuckwad Stallone wouldn't make a pimple on an SF troopers ass

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  •   big_daddy305 April 4, 2018

    the "speak now or forever hold your PIECE" part already passed.

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  •   ketamine<3 April 4, 2018

    Why did he bring the gun down before he was done shooting? What the fuck did he expect to happen?

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    •   sarge07 April 4, 2018

      @ketamine<3 gun+arab+social function= fucktard

      math lesson over

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  •   ketamine<3 April 4, 2018

    He was determined not to let his brother go through the same hell of marriage as he did!

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    • maxm60 April 4, 2018

      @ketamine<3 or maybe he wanted to marry her. He can now according to Islamic law.

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  • chained cat April 4, 2018

    Must have been a shell casing that hit him because a round from that thing would surely have taken the head clean off?

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    • maxm60 April 4, 2018

      @chained cat 7.62 would've definitely done more damage than shown.

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    • illspoken April 5, 2018

      @chained cat Could be a stray bullet fragment hitting something hard like a steel signpost.

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  • hiwudjablome April 4, 2018

    200 rounds and he only hit one,,,another waste of perfectly good ammo.

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  • lordcuntworthy April 4, 2018

    That's an RPK or some other eastern block made trash not an M60

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  • mr_krabs April 4, 2018

    She wasn’t expecting the “Till death do us part” to be so soon.

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  •   sarge07 April 4, 2018

    not an M60, but the soviet variant used by fuckin qtips with no sense

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    • maxm60 April 5, 2018

      @sarge07 as long as they're offing each other who needs sense?

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  • muzziesarescum April 4, 2018

    What is it about these shithole countries that the second someone's seriously injured they feel compelled to move them as much as possible.. Here his head stand him up he'll be ok..... Major car accident or serious neck/back trauma till him around a bunch and shake em they will get better immediately... Maybe Habeeb should just level out the M60 in the beginning of the belt of ammo and wave it around like he just don't care..

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  • blackenedamerica April 4, 2018

    It was found out the bride was not even a back door virgin so...

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  • kingofallsluts April 4, 2018

    What correlation is there between a machine gun and a wedding?

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    • bwooly April 4, 2018

      @kingofallsluts Both are expensive, hard to handle, unpredictable and ultimately lead to death.

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    • airsporter April 4, 2018

      @kingofallsluts Maybe the bride bangs like a belt fed mortar.

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  • airsporter April 4, 2018

    Most folks just dress up for a special occasion.

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  • invisigoth April 4, 2018

    I love weddings. 5 stars

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  • peaks April 4, 2018

    Sand Niggers gone Wild.

    Vol. 10,786.

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  •   spider-man April 4, 2018

    What a dumb fuck

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  • enemabandit April 4, 2018

    It's a nice day for...

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  • doc_ock April 4, 2018

    No M60.

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  • fiddledeedee April 4, 2018

    If he can't hold an automatic weapon, I sure wouldn't expect him to hold his liquor.

    Meanwhile, a mile away, the bullets are landing and people are outside saying, "It's hailing! Owww! Fuck! What the fuck are these things?!"

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    • maxm60 April 5, 2018

      @fiddledeedee lead snowflakes

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  • canlib April 4, 2018

    Dance motherfuckers dance. Should have bobed, not weaved.

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  • stratacaster April 4, 2018

    Properly titled.

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  • nachofly April 5, 2018

    thats a RPK

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  • captjim April 5, 2018

    never fucking learn, do they

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  • tbcxtc April 5, 2018

    the guns dont belong at the wedding the same way they dont belong on earth

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  • canlib April 5, 2018

    Whoops, party foul.

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  • yehod April 5, 2018

    offer two for one

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  • wpginterceptor April 5, 2018

    whoops... sorry

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  • pidor5050 April 5, 2018

    arabs can't fight, can't even hold a gun

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  • frank n. stein April 5, 2018

    How many times is this going to happen?? Fucking STUPID shooting off a gun at a wedding in the first place!!

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  • logansrun April 5, 2018

    He got distracted by that guy bending over.......

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  • illspoken April 5, 2018

    Actually this is a Soviet PKM machine gun.Sarge well attest to this.

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  • jt89 April 8, 2018

    He’s alright just throw a band aid on it and he will be as good as new.

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  • jackhermiz April 29, 2018

    Habeeb got shot

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