CRAZYSHIT... WOULD U HIT IT?

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  • rubber April 11, 2018

    You think you'd survive in bed with this one? She'd rip your dick off with her ass cheeks.

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  • teambalaam April 11, 2018

    I would, but I would fear for my penis's life the whole time. But I would.

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    • goregasm April 11, 2018

      @teambalaam I would only hit it if she promised not to hit me back!

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      • deadpen April 12, 2018

        @goregasm I don't feel like anyone would have a choice to..If she wants it she gets it.

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  • zyxon1 April 11, 2018

    Delete this pls

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    • letmefindout April 12, 2018

      I would OWN that Bitch! Amazons forever!

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  • gutbucket April 11, 2018

    CS, why are you asking if I would hit dudes?

    Has CS been sold off to Cox 'N Ballz, Inc.

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  • redansbirkiev April 11, 2018

    Yeah I'd hit her... With a baseball bat

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    • muzziesarescum April 11, 2018

      @redansbirkiev yeah you go ahead and get that close!! I'm gonna grab my .338 Lapua Magnum and take a few paces back!

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  • toiletrat April 11, 2018

    This proves it. All women wish they had a dick.

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  •   ouch April 11, 2018

    I was about to close this then then magic wand appeared lol Oh yeah!

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    •   happyjack April 11, 2018

      @ouch LMFAO

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      •   ouch April 11, 2018

        @happyjack I know right hahahahahahahaha

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    •   freddykrueger April 11, 2018

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      • bobadfett April 11, 2018

        @freddykrueger you mean macho Man Randy Savage.. eeewwww yea.!!

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        •   freddykrueger April 12, 2018

          @bobadfett ...fuck yeah i did! ...i was pretty hammered, thanks!

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  • mad jock April 11, 2018

    How much were they life size dolls again...

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 11, 2018

    No. I think they’re the same person.

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    •   sarge07 April 11, 2018

      @Cory H.

      ME WANT SNU SNU!!

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  • baddogonline April 11, 2018

    Too much testosterone for me.

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  •   ketamine<3 April 11, 2018

    I was gonna say yes until one of the last shots she's wearing that huge strap on. That alone makes me say no. Other that that i think get her drunk and have a go!

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  • ithinkimdumb April 11, 2018

    ...Scary...

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  • cubbage April 11, 2018

    Ya I'd risk it!

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  •   HJ247 April 11, 2018

    I think I'm in luv....

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  • pewpewpowa April 11, 2018

    I think I'd beat her in arm wrestling xP

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  •   wallawilly April 11, 2018

    I'd sucker punch it then choke it out.( I would probably cop a feel of the tits though..)

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    •   sarge07 April 11, 2018

      @wallawilly sorry but I think she hulk would be the one choking you out

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      •   wallawilly April 11, 2018

        @sarge07

        Lol... Shhh. I'm trying to act tough.

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    •   ouch April 12, 2018

      @wallawilly lol

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  •   luvthick April 11, 2018

    That Bitch was made for Ouch!

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    •   wallawilly April 11, 2018

      @luvthick

      That bitch will make you scream his name.

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  • stratacaster April 11, 2018

    Scary ok

    ..just disturbingly sexy....I mean scary yeah scary......

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  •   mr_krabs April 11, 2018

    I’ve got some protein for her....

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  •   burfurger April 11, 2018

    Fuck no! I don't want no chick that looks like she feels like she should have a dick of her own to fuck YOU with!

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  • rmtowman April 11, 2018

    yes i would

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  • 72jayd April 11, 2018

    Hell yeah. Maybe she could do that bench press nlowjob.

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  • magnumanus April 11, 2018

    By the looks of it, she should be the one paying me for hitting her

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  •   happyjack April 11, 2018

    Yeah I would, that's probably some primo pussy. BUT, no flexing, grunting, or even talking, and lastly but more importantly, no "magic wand" as Ouch put it LOL

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    • gutbucket April 11, 2018

      @happyjack

      Well, then it's a no-go, I'm sure, because only that dude has conditions.

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    •   sarge07 April 11, 2018

      @happyjack hell those thighs would rip out the "magic wand" by the root

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    •   wallawilly April 11, 2018

      @happyjack

      Happs, how about letting her rip a fart?

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  •   graveyard April 11, 2018

    My dick just screamed and ran backwards now I have an innie....thanks CS

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  •   nybadguy April 11, 2018

    No I think I will pass. But. I could use a hand building this deck

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    •   picklehiesner April 11, 2018

      @nybadguy

      I bet if we got her good and stoned she’d chill out and be fuckable before she helped w the deck

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      •   happyjack April 11, 2018

        @picklehiesner lol keep asking her to lift random shit around the house just to see if she can do it.

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      •   nybadguy April 11, 2018

        @picklehiesner HAHA +

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    • bobadfett April 11, 2018

      @nybadguy I wonder if she could lift up the front of my car to replace a ball joint?

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  • thebutcher18 April 11, 2018

    Wont hit that! No! But i give her a job in my slaugterhouse.

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  • chained cat April 11, 2018

    So long as it was born with a pussy I'd take one for the team

    Could do with a bit more adventure atm so wtf I'm in

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  • rasriff April 11, 2018

    This made my penis sad

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    • airsporter April 11, 2018

      @rasriff Is it weeping?

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  • deadmemories86 April 11, 2018

    Hell no! Dude her titty had a six pack!

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  • cazaly April 11, 2018

    Instant soft on I'm afraid.

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  • arg April 11, 2018

    i wonder if her clit is big enough to be counted as a dick

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  •   oldrooster April 11, 2018

    Naa hes got bitch tits. Is that Meatloaf?

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    •   wallawilly April 11, 2018

      @oldrooster

      Lol. Will she love me, will she love me forever? I gotta know rite now!

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  • fatlarry April 11, 2018

    nice tits dude

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  • mclovin510 April 11, 2018

    Wish he was my neighbor

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  • wickedasitseems April 11, 2018

    Hit it? Hell, I'd let her hit me!!

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  • bigblackhead April 11, 2018

    make me a sammich ....then run like hell

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  • salvador76 April 11, 2018

    Built chicks = Women without the Wo.......So nasty looking!

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  •   mykejp April 11, 2018

    PMS and roid rage, a lethal combination.

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  • themistoklis April 11, 2018

    yea i would eat her ass!

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  • skippy joe pippy April 11, 2018

    I can deal with the muscles, but the big fake tits are gross.

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  • stratosgr April 11, 2018

    You wouldn’t hurt miss, would you??

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  • neotap117 April 11, 2018

    No doubt

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  • bongkong April 11, 2018

    Yes

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  • elmjr April 11, 2018

    I'd hit it!

    Then she could protect me!

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  • brokemyfleshlight April 11, 2018

    I nutted twice.

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  •   sarge07 April 11, 2018

    I said no the first time she was posted on here, and I say FUCK NO this time. Thank you very much

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    •   wallawilly April 11, 2018

      @sarge07

      Do you really, really mean it this time?

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  •   freddykrueger April 11, 2018

    ...i'd fuck her with my kidney tickler!

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  • fjotolfhansen April 11, 2018

    someone go get the acid

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  • spottedguy April 11, 2018

    I just hope she doent hit me

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  • keysersoze9515 April 11, 2018

    Looks like She-Hulk has some anger control issues, probably related to her told rage!!

    Aaaaargh!!!!

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  • airsporter April 11, 2018

    Niche market.

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  • timmygroper666 April 11, 2018

    Yeah fuck it why not..... I'd spunk in her face

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  • bloodstud April 11, 2018

    The Incredible Hump.

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  • fastfred748 April 11, 2018

    Bet she was a nice lookin piece before the roids got her

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  • creepydick April 11, 2018

    Yeah I would hit her. With a fucking bat

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  • ebola April 11, 2018

    I am afraid it would hit ME!!!

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  • wpginterceptor April 11, 2018

    Don't you think your girlfriend was hot like me.. don't you wish your girlfriend was a frsk like mow.. Dontcha

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  • p00pysauce April 11, 2018

    Id hit it and brag about it.

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  • bootysniffer April 11, 2018

    id hit it

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  • sleeko April 11, 2018

    Nope! I'll pass.

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  • fiddledeedee April 11, 2018

    Wow! I generally like 'em soft and thick, but damn, if she told me she was gonna "tear me apart piece by piece," of course I'd fuck her, and hope I'd survive her titanic orgasm.

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  •   GrimmWilder April 11, 2018

    Yes, I will fuck her plenty!

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    •   wallawilly April 11, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Grimm, she would spin you around and dry fuck you in the ass before your long hair falls back on your shoulders!

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  • piss elf April 11, 2018

    Death by snoo snoo

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  • groovy April 11, 2018

    those are actually some really nice tities ...

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  • doc_ock April 11, 2018

    I'd hit it as long as that dildo does come out

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    • balls mclongcock April 12, 2018

      @doc_ock you’d let her use a dildo on you? You brave

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  • balls-diggity-deep April 11, 2018

    I think her pussy could beat me in a arm wrestle sooo....fuck no

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  • shamin shane April 11, 2018

    I might even let her spank me first

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  • balls mclongcock April 12, 2018

    Nice tits bro

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  • gandog56 April 12, 2018

    Aw hell no. She might destroy me in a roid rage.

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  • xtreme2tharight April 12, 2018

    Could be the "ultimate" experience

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  • toiletrat April 12, 2018

    Eew man mouth...

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  • 69ahooker April 12, 2018

    With a fucking bat..

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  • mfdvr007 April 12, 2018

    Another version of Arnold Schwarzenegger with long hair & tits but no accent.

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  • holyshittrump April 12, 2018

    I'll grab her by the pussy

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  • mr_ant1968 April 12, 2018

    No, because I am thinking she would ram her fake cock up my ass, and I aint having that!

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  • mr_ant1968 April 12, 2018

    I was like yes, until I saw the strap on. Then I was like no because she would fuck me instead. :-P

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  • logansrun April 12, 2018

    No

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  •   dozer67 April 12, 2018

    as a female muscle freak she wasn't that bad looking but no way ......RIP Ultimate Warrior.

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  • kolobos51 April 13, 2018

    Bend her over and ass fuck her to make sure she remembers who the man is.

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  • onslaught April 14, 2018

    She grossed me out and he made it laughable...

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  • the void April 14, 2018

    Ya with a fucking baseball bat to its disgusting head!

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  • ss99 April 15, 2018

    Hell No....

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  • aliensouvlaki April 15, 2018

    Yup, i would fuck her.

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  • kingofallsluts April 15, 2018

    I love strong, muscular women. I'd fuck her a million times

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  • ninjawest99 April 15, 2018

    The Ulitmate Warrior!!!!!!!Alive And Well!!!With TITS!!!

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  • infamily April 21, 2018

    MAGNIFIQUE

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  • crazyshitisgay April 24, 2018

    ~jim carrey voice~...He must work out!

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  • jackhermiz April 29, 2018

    I would but she better fuck softly

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  • mrgrimmb May 8, 2018

    Sure why not

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  • afatdoob May 19, 2018

    Hunnn I'm mrs. T, in gonna clench my butt cheeks and rip your dick off.

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  • oneheadhunter May 25, 2018

    I'd fight back i wouldn't just give it away

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  • theamazingjason July 27, 2018

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