#1 SIGN YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 21, 2018

    The all new duck face. Hope it doesn't catch on.

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    •   sarge07 April 21, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. I wondered what happened to my vacuum brake bleeding tools

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    •   goodster April 21, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Ohh,,, it's caught something alright.....Most likely an S.T.D by now.

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    • ob1 April 21, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Not sure the new face hugger is going to be popular

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    • skullfuck3r April 21, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Looks just like my Fleshlight, bring it on!

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    •   freddykrueger April 22, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. ...that quacked me up!

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  •   mr_krabs April 21, 2018

    At least it wasn’t a dick.

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    • tbcxtc April 21, 2018

      @mr_krabs like the extended clits that CS seems to love so much , ewe

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    • joedumber April 22, 2018

      what happens when they leave highschool?

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  •   wallawilly April 21, 2018

    "That feels soooo daaammmnnn goood! Ohhh, Ohhh"

    -Her Pussy-

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    • mrgrey April 21, 2018

      @wallawilly If you told her that it was her pussy speaking, she'd no doubt believe you.

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      •   wallawilly April 21, 2018

        @mrgrey

        ++The hair color does fit. Just blows my mind. "Hey honey. Lay naked across those monkey bars. I need to do some reps on the speed bags"!

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  •   HJ247 April 21, 2018

    She sounds like a mental patient...Oh yeah. My bad.

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    • mrgrey April 21, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 This is what happens when communists/atheists go unchecked for too long.

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  • rubber April 21, 2018

    When a traffic cone alone isn't enough...

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  •   stenchfart April 21, 2018

    massive meat flaps...yeah sexy

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  •   wallawilly April 21, 2018

    Men have to watch out for, Elephantitis of the nuts.

    Women have to watch out for,

    Mudflaps of the snatch.

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  • muzziesarescum April 21, 2018

    Bitch got a Platypus snatch!

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  • thebutcher18 April 21, 2018

    Schnitzelday

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  • rieder April 21, 2018

    And they say white girls dont have lips...

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    • tbcxtc April 21, 2018

      @rieder haha +1

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  •   burfurger April 21, 2018

    Like an air bag for your nuts...and your car.

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  • arg April 21, 2018

    So shes fucking with her body and endorsing pedophilia...yea she's normal...

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  • tbcxtc April 21, 2018

    What's even more hilarious is how it's gonna look 15 years from now XD

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    •   ketamine<3 April 21, 2018

      @tbcxtc I'm sure she will be a fine outstanding wound woman that every man would love to date lol.

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      •   wallawilly April 21, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Maybe, if the wheel barrel doesn't get between ya..

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      •   sarge07 April 21, 2018

        @ketamine<3 she'll be tuckin those lips in her boots soon

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    •   wallawilly April 21, 2018

      @tbcxtc

      Lol. She'll have to buy stockings 2 sizes larger.

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  • working4theweekend April 21, 2018

    Nope

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  •   graveyard April 21, 2018

    I was really hoping those flaps were gonna burst

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    •   burfurger April 21, 2018

      @graveyard

      Throw it against the wall n see if it sticks.

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    •   wallawilly April 22, 2018

      @graveyard

      Then from the background, you hear a scream of "Bleeder!"

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  •   ketamine<3 April 21, 2018

    I can hardly reach the clit as it is why would any woman think that's a good idea?

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    •   sarge07 April 21, 2018

      @ketamine<3 it's obvious, Daddy issues

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  • txdo_msk April 21, 2018

    Geez, you got a big pussy!

    Geez, you got a big pussy!

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  • chained cat April 21, 2018

    Almost, but not quite as big as the black mans lips who lives across the street

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  •   lafind April 21, 2018

    Them's some puffy lips!

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  • rubberduck90 April 21, 2018

    Quality entertainment

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  •   fistermister April 21, 2018

    Looks like Homer Simpson lips.... DOAH!

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  • deadmemories86 April 21, 2018

    I bet Kylie Jenner’s coochie lips look like that too.

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    •   wallawilly April 21, 2018

      @deadmemories86

      Well, I guess we know what floats your boat captain.. ;-)

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    • txdo_msk April 21, 2018

      @deadmemories86 more like an Arby's sandwich, complete with cheese and Horsey Sauce. I'd hate to see where she gets the jalapeno poppers...

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  • cubbage April 21, 2018

    "Feed me!!"

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  • magnumanus April 21, 2018

    One time I sharted in my pants at the mall and I had to waddle to the restroom.

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  • elmjr April 21, 2018

    When I was younger, girls bragged about how tight they were! Times have changed!

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    •   burfurger April 21, 2018

      @elmjr

      Ain't that the truth.

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    •   wallawilly April 22, 2018

      @elmjr

      Well, I was lucky enough to be "growing up" in the early 80s and then the popular phrase was "vaginal oder!!" Like it took 300K years for women to learn you gotta keep that monkey clean..

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  • frank n. stein April 21, 2018

    NASTY whore

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    •   wallawilly April 21, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      Are there any other types? ;-)

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  • superman101 April 21, 2018

    Christmas turkey!

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  • cyberbu11y April 21, 2018

    I'd hit it

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  •   nybadguy April 21, 2018

    Someone got an anal and dildo fixation up in here.

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  •   spider-man April 21, 2018

    Holy fuck what the fuckin’ fuck God no why holy fuck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  •   maddog123 April 21, 2018

    I haven't seen any thing that ugly since the Hillary for president tour of 2016

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    •   wallawilly April 22, 2018

      @maddog123

      Maddog! Better Hillary than "its" cousin, Janet Reno..

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    • magnumanus April 22, 2018

      @maddog123 Hillary got that sweet poontang. I'd bang her into oblivion. That's how I roll

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  • dirtydanglers April 21, 2018

    What the hell is wrong with that platypus

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  • failure101 April 22, 2018

    Tea bagging by pussy lips. It's possible

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  • dickramsey April 22, 2018

    I could be into that ... and never be seen again.

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  • magnumanus April 22, 2018

    After years and years of jerkin off am afraid my d*ck is bent sideways permanently. Do u guys care?

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    •   wallawilly April 22, 2018

      @magnumanus

      No, not at all! But if you're still shitting yourself, that could be a problem! Adult Depends™. Invest..

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    •   wallawilly April 22, 2018

      @magnumanus

      You do realize, you must be 15 years old or older to be a member???

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  • xenomorph April 22, 2018

    By the times she's 70, that cunt is gonna look like Dumbo's ears

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  •   mykejp April 22, 2018

    She has bigger lips on her pussy than the lips on Jagger's face.

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  • epiton April 22, 2018

    Ruined goods

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  • superjuan April 22, 2018

    Does this work with a penis? Will it get bigger?

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  • logan0645 April 23, 2018

    Love the quack at the the wtf point.

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  • keysersoze9515 April 23, 2018

    Yikes!! Yeah, there's no going back from that... she done prolapsed both entry points, ain't no guy gonna be able to hit that anymore, and be effective.

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  • balls mclongcock April 23, 2018

    I’ve watched people get cut into pieces and skinned alive on here, but this is too much

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  • sexbot445566 April 24, 2018

    I would fuck that pussy all day

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  • therockbalancer April 24, 2018

    that reminds me i need to pick up curtains

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  • blackbretty May 23, 2018

    Places you didn’t expect to see the Kylie Jenner lip challenge.

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