THE BEGINNING OF A SEX TAPE I NEVER WANT TO WATCH

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  • wpginterceptor April 23, 2018

    NASTY

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  •   wallawilly April 23, 2018

    FWP-FWP-FWP-FWP-FWP

    Methamphetamine! The white mans crack! Just follow the smell. They be cookin' that shit e'erywhere.

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    • juststfu April 24, 2018

      @wallawilly crack!! The coons crack!

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    •   toreal April 24, 2018

      @wallawilly +10

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  • baddogonline April 23, 2018

    Nasty whore.

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    •   burfurger April 23, 2018

      @baddogonline

      Fossum Pucker.

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      • cazaly April 24, 2018

        @burfurger could've blurred out old possums face, preserve the poor buggers dignity..

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    • cubbage April 23, 2018

      @baddogonline

      I guess she'd kiss any guy now.

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  • keysersoze9515 April 23, 2018

    I thought those varmints were supposed to pass out when scared? Looking at the way that nasty bitch was trying to tongue that poor critter, surprised he didn't fake it.

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    •   wallawilly April 23, 2018

      @keysersoze9515

      They don't pass out but if you get close to one and clap, that little fucker will jump straight up about 4 feet!

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      • keysersoze9515 April 23, 2018

        @wallawilly Thanks for the tip, I must try that, these rodents run rampant down here in the city. Nasty buggers!

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        •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

          @keysersoze9515 yep as with raccoons, coyotes, skunks, opossum's are very adoptable to their environment

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      •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

        @wallawilly I know, funny as fuck, the American "fainting goat". They do make great pets tho, ugly but great

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  • qaz April 23, 2018

    Nothing to be proud of, but she did pull it off

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  •   wallawilly April 23, 2018

    Little man should've done what he do best. Play dead!

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  •   burfurger April 23, 2018

    I wonder who gave who rabies.

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  • ithinkimdumb April 23, 2018

    Fuck that shit... those bastards are mean

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    •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb yea they can be, but I suspect it's hers or someone's pet

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  • airsporter April 23, 2018

    How does a fucking great fat ferret like that get down a rabbit hole?

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    •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

      @airsporter possum

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      • airsporter April 23, 2018

        @sarge07 'Bless You..'

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        •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

          @airsporter thank you, I need all the outside help I can get

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 23, 2018

    I’ve never had the inclination to pick up a possum. Weird look’n things.

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    • keysersoze9515 April 23, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Yeah, nasty azz teeth and saliva infected rabies. It must've been a pet for it to not react with anger.

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      • magnumanus April 23, 2018

        @keysersoze9515 yet you would gladly eat an ass

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      •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

        @keysersoze9515 not all wild animals have or carry rabies

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    •   wallawilly April 23, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Dumb and blind. Dont approach during daylight, they're most likely rabid

      .

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      •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

        @wallawilly not rabid, and come on now you know that most wild animals are not rabid nor carry the virus. Hell we had more cases of rabies in Arizona than any state in the south for ten years in row.

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    •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. they can be mean, so to pick up a wild one always use the tail

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  • rubber April 23, 2018

    That wont be the dirties thing she put in her mouth that day.

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  •   big_daddy305 April 23, 2018

    Grab her by the possum?

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  • 72jayd April 23, 2018

    I think the rabies has swelled up her chest.

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    • fiddledeedee April 23, 2018

      @72jayd

      Time to suck the venom out!

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  • failure101 April 23, 2018

    Possum playing hard to get.

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  • xenomorph April 23, 2018

    Fuck it cook it eat it...cheap date

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    •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

      @xenomorph I went to the Audubon Zoo in nawlins a couple weekends ago, not only do the have informative plaques describing the animals in a particular enclosure, but under the plaques they have another that includes recipes for said animals.

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  • tuffey April 23, 2018

    Not telling what that little guy's gonna catch from her.

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  • chained cat April 23, 2018

    Nice titties though

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    • carlosmandick April 23, 2018

      @chained cat I was just about to say that

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  • prolurkercrazy April 23, 2018

    I liked her boobs =)

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    •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

      @prolurkercrazy uummmmm boooooooobbbbbssssss

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  • cubbage April 23, 2018

    I see this differently!

    That was one lucky possum!

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  • oh_fuck_you April 23, 2018

    If she's not worried about rabies, she's certainly not making you wear a rubber. Bonus points.

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  •   HJ247 April 23, 2018

    This is clearly an opossum not possum guys... and clearly one crazy bitch

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    •   wallawilly April 23, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      We've called em possums our entire lives. So clearly, you're wrong! You keep kicking yourself in the nuts man! That VIP badge is on a full sprint, heading the opposite direction...

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      •   HJ247 April 23, 2018

        @wallawilly you must be from down unda then. That ugly bastard is the kind of nasty shit you find in the states, REAL name, opossum. We're just too lazy here to add the "o". The cute possum you'll find in Australia. Along with other cute things like the Sydney funnel web, the inland taipan, and the platypus...and come on man. Why you gotta be picking on me with the VIP jab! Ok ok... you earned it...last week!

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        •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 and dingus the "O" is silent, hence possum, no one says Opossum simply because some poindexter renamed the critter long after the locals had already been using one name. It's the same with Native American landmarks being renamed because some idiot couldn't translate "bad spirit rock" so you fuckwads renamed it "Devil's Tower".

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          •   HJ247 April 23, 2018

            @sarge07 I do appreciate the education on the opossum, although everyone I know does call it an opossum, now can you educate me on the "dingus" thing? Is that a mammal or a reptile?

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            •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

              @iwantagoodhj247 it's a harmless jab, nothing serious

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              •   HJ247 April 23, 2018

                @sarge07 how can anyone take anything seriously on this website?! I'm just having fun myself man... enjoy the evening

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  • fiddledeedee April 23, 2018

    Stop molesting the innocent little opossum beastie! Think of the vile germs... from that woman...

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  •   mr_krabs April 23, 2018

    She enjoys “playing possum”.

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  •   nybadguy April 23, 2018

    2 words. Cave monkey

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  •   lafind April 23, 2018

    Hey I need a little possum too!

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  • curiousone April 23, 2018

    State cat of West Virginia

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  •   graveyard April 23, 2018

    So that’s how the O got in Opossum

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    •   HJ247 April 23, 2018

      @graveyard careful man, around here they change the actual names of things just because no one knows they've been pronouncing it wrong their entire lives..."o"possum...

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  • magnumanus April 23, 2018

    I'm sort of a scientist. Therefore by my calculations I have ascertained that if she can kiss a possum then she will not hesitate to suck on my love shaft.

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    •   wallawilly April 23, 2018

      @magnumanus

      I'm sort of a realist. When she's done with your love shaft, she can deep throat my cock. ;-)++

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      • magnumanus April 23, 2018

        @wallawilly I used to be an adventurer like you...

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      •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

        @wallawilly I didn't realize that you liked sloppy seconds

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  • bigblackhead April 23, 2018

    confirmed ...a pig and a possum

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  • mclovin510 April 23, 2018

    Big titties!

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  • kolobos51 April 23, 2018

    Possible titles for this video: "How Trisha-Anne got rabbis" OR "I Drink Your Blood Part 2"

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  •   ketamine<3 April 23, 2018

    It's a frog that turns into a prince sorry, your just gonna get gang banged now... actually not sorry, now suck this dick!

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  • fatlarry April 23, 2018

    possum twat

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  • frank n. stein April 23, 2018

    Damn! I wanted it to go crazy and scratch & bite that bitch UP!!!

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    • frank n. stein April 23, 2018

      Soothed by looking at dem titties.

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      •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

        @frank n. stein I'm confused, since when are you into female, real female breasts?

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  • peaks April 23, 2018

    I surprised the fat bitch didn't get her face ripped off.

    Have you seen the teeth on those fuckers?

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    •   burfurger April 23, 2018

      @peaks

      Fat bitch? What are you, anorexic?

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      • peaks April 23, 2018

        @burfurger

        True, I need to be more sensitive.

        I should have said 'Crazy Cunt'.

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    •   nybadguy April 23, 2018

      @peaks HAHA.

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  • epiton April 23, 2018

    Aand she has lice or some mite at minimum now

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  •   picklehiesner April 23, 2018

    Not what I meant by kiss my possum

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  • enemabandit April 23, 2018

    She wanna have babies with rabies?

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  • wtf2017 April 23, 2018

    nasty ass bitch

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  • wtf2017 April 23, 2018

    you know White boys are like...............but those tits though!!

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  •   spider-man April 23, 2018

    Enough of the animal. ON WITH THE TITTIES

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  •   truckingman April 23, 2018

    MF" WHY???

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  • rasriff April 24, 2018

    I bet her brother - husband was doing the filming

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  • xenomorph April 24, 2018

    Reminds me of a joke...why do you wrap a possum in shrink wrap? so it wont explode when you fuck it

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  • behenchod April 24, 2018

    she is hot though...

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  •   acairman April 24, 2018

    Opossum> Nigger.

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  • bootysniffer April 25, 2018

    whitney wisconsen

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  • blackbretty May 23, 2018

    wife opossum: honey! How was your day

    Husband: uhm.. well.. Sharon you may want to sit down.

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  • fuzzmeister June 26, 2018

    Although this is some weird backwoods shit contrary to popular belief Opossums are actually very clean animals and eat ticks and other pesky bugs. and from what I hear make pretty good pets.

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  • mr_asshole July 1, 2018

    I've seen this, dumb whore thought it was an armadillo

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