#BULLSEYE

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  •   HJ247 April 25, 2018

    The level of stupidity that ppl present on a daily basis never ceases to amaze me. Thanks CS...

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    • angry_potato April 25, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      stupid people eating their own shit is pure gold =)

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  •   HJ247 April 25, 2018

    I was honestly hoping she got jizz in her eye. One can always dream...

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    •   ketamine<3 April 25, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 I'm sure a homeless guy jacked off and played darts earlier that day there's a good chance there was some dried man juice on there.

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      •   HJ247 April 25, 2018

        @ketamine<3 well thank goodness. Now I'll watch it again...

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      • therockbalancer April 25, 2018

        @ketamine<3 it was me

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    • letmefindout April 25, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      And my Mom bitched at me for running with scissors...

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      •   HJ247 April 25, 2018

        @letmefindout as long as you're holding the points in your closed fist pointing downwards, I think you'll be fine... but be careful!

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 25, 2018

    Why did she get up? She's got another eye, and he's got another dart.

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    •   ouch April 25, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. LOL+1

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    • kore April 25, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Ass, lmao

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  •   ouch April 25, 2018

    It's DERP! not DART!

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  • autisiticat April 25, 2018

    Ive seen girls react worse to anal, what gives?

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  •   fockenperv April 25, 2018

    drinking and throwing darts at people, what could possibly go wrong?

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  • supfishing757 April 25, 2018

    He was supposed to keep his eye on the target not her

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    • mrgrey April 25, 2018

      @supfishing757 Either, the guy is greatly incompetent or he was trying to hurt her.

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  • twofords April 25, 2018

    It amazes me on what people actually think is a good idea before something serious happens lol.

    Here....hold my beer and watch this....

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  •   goodster April 25, 2018

    I would've aimed for her mouth to shut her the fuck up too.

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  • magnumanus April 25, 2018

    Sometimes when m doing the g

    69 with gf...I "accidentally" shart in her face. Now that's a BULLSEYE

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    • deadmeli April 25, 2018

      @magnumanus

      When you shart are you trying to fart? Or are you sharting for no apparent reason?

      Either way, keep it up.

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      • magnumanus April 25, 2018

        @deadmeli it starts out as a bubbling feeling in my guts that wants to travel down. I squeeze the air downwards but just when it's at the edge of my butthole...It stops for a brief second and I feel a wetness in my soul and my anus. But by then it's too late . It's a slime, gooey, wet, stinking shart.

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        •   wallawilly April 25, 2018

          @magnumanus

          You are truly a sick little fucker! Welcome home.

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  • bigblackhead April 25, 2018

    she's so COOL

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  • working4theweekend April 25, 2018

    Invest in an eye patch bitch

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  • 72jayd April 25, 2018

    You’ll Poke your eye out!

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  •   lafind April 25, 2018

    Liquid courage turns into liquid stupidity!

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  • arg April 25, 2018

    please have your vagina sowed shut, we don't need you to spread your stupid genes

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  •   mr_krabs April 25, 2018

    Eye see your point.

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    • keysersoze9515 April 25, 2018

      @mr_krabs Eye see what you did there...

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      •   burfurger April 25, 2018

        @keysersoze9515

        Too bad she can't.

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  •   nybadguy April 25, 2018

    HAHA

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  • salvador76 April 25, 2018

    Blinded by the dart

    Revved up like a deuce

    Another runner in the night

    Blinded by the dart

    She got down but she never got tight

    She's gonna make it through the night

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    •   sarge07 April 25, 2018

      @salvador76 LOL +5

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    • rouge_et_blanc April 25, 2018

      @salvador76 Manfred Mann

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      • ginactik April 26, 2018

        @rouge_et_blanc

        Bruce Springsteen wrote the song.

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  • keysersoze9515 April 25, 2018

    Famous last words, lol, "here hold my beer and watch what I can do!!"

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  •   happyjack April 25, 2018

    She'll make a cute pirate anyway.

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  •   ketamine<3 April 25, 2018

    I've made a sammich with one eye closed so as not to see double drunk as shit. I know she'll be just fine.

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  • dry terd April 25, 2018

    Whores eye....

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    • cyberbu11y April 25, 2018

      @dry terd more like the "eye of whore-ass"

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  •   sarge07 April 25, 2018

    D

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    M

    B

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    S

    S

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  • chained cat April 25, 2018

    The only prick she'll be getting today

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  •   burfurger April 25, 2018

    I would have liked to see him throw a bed trick. Or at least double out.

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  • dizeer April 25, 2018

    Depth perception Is now a issue

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  • airsporter April 25, 2018

    Eric Bristow was better than him....Probably still is.

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    •   burfurger April 25, 2018

      @airsporter

      Michael Van Gerwin.... the human burfurger baby. http://www.sickchirpse.com/michael-van-gerwen-call-phil-taylo-knob/

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      • airsporter April 25, 2018

        @burfurger Sorry - Never seen him play - Stompe / Barnevald yes -Darts Federation rules in the UK used to limit players being in one league or the other not both.

        Anyway you miss the point.

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        •   sarge07 April 26, 2018

          @airsporter I used to play in Tucson, the major problem in playing in bars or pubs is that sometimes you to throw a dart into a drunk's ass who either refuses to get out of the way or staggers through at the throw.

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          •   burfurger April 26, 2018

            @sarge07

            I play electronic soft/bristle tip dart leagues. We can't do much damage. But you can get really fucked up 'cuz you don't have to keep score yourself. I got 4th place a few years back in Vegas for the national tournament! Paid for my trip! ;-)

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  • sylvain April 25, 2018

    hit the nail on the head

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  • worff April 25, 2018

    Darwin awards candidate.

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  •   truckingman April 25, 2018

    .........................................................

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  • gazoospimpinggorillas April 25, 2018

    Where I come from we call them retards

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  •   picklehiesner April 25, 2018

    Eye can’t watch

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    •   sarge07 April 26, 2018

      @picklehiesner eye see what ya did there

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  • fiddledeedee April 25, 2018

    Eye-caramba!

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  • frank n. stein April 25, 2018

    And that is how One-Eyed Wendy got her name.

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  • ob1 April 25, 2018

    My favourite video this year

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  • rasriff April 25, 2018

    Hahaha stupid bitch

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  • mistermr42 April 26, 2018

    She got what she asked for.

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  • gandog56 April 26, 2018

    Here's lookin' at you, kid.

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  • blackenedamerica April 26, 2018

    eye think she got the point she shouldnt stick around

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  • dougtanner April 26, 2018

    She asked for it lol

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  • safewordsforquitters April 26, 2018

    It's all fun and games until your a fucking pussy!

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  • assfist April 26, 2018

    Is "An eye for an eye" still a thing?

    If so, I'd love to see the follow-up video!

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  • ginactik April 26, 2018

    A little lower and he could have pegged her teeny weeny brain through one of her nostrils.

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  • intylerwetrust April 26, 2018

    aaaaand you're blind

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  •   GrimmWilder April 26, 2018

    OK Sweetheart repeat after me,..."Arrrr'Matey!

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  • fiddledeedee April 26, 2018

    I bet she can't see the point of this.

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  • aaaaaberg April 27, 2018

    Go you fucking pussy!

    And he went...

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  • jackhermiz April 29, 2018

    Eye 0

    Dart 1

    Keep playing you got a chAnce to win

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  • uffgoody May 5, 2018

    that was the best dart catch i've ever seen!

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