LIFE IS GOOD WHEN YOUR PENIS IS OVER 14 INCHES LONG

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  • rubber April 30, 2018

    Guy's dick is a fucking kick stand...

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    • mehofjack April 30, 2018

      @rubber he could make millions of girls smiles

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      • mrgrey April 30, 2018

        @mehofjack Perhaps until they realize it won't function like a proportionate sized dong.

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  •   wallawilly April 30, 2018

    Most guys have to walk up, to stick it in... This motherfucker sticks it in, and walks up!

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  •   HJ247 April 30, 2018

    Ever hear of the White mans Burden? I'd prefer the Black mans Burden. A cock so big, white chicks want to grab it and take pics holding it. Fuck my life.

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    •   handsomedevil April 30, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 you're black. stop the bullshit.

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      •   HJ247 April 30, 2018

        @handsomedevil

        "Excuse us for the news

        You might not be amused

        But did you know white comes from Black

        No need to be confused"

        According to Public Enema, we're all at least a little black. Never said I wasn't by the way...

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        • blackenedamerica April 30, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 so you have a lot of black in you?

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          •   HJ247 April 30, 2018

            @blackenedamerica the more often the better...

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    •   happyjack April 30, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 It's a Brazilian chick, but yeah white girls like the bbc too lol.

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      •   HJ247 April 30, 2018

        @happyjack I didn't have my ethnicity glasses on. My bad. And i dont mean to correct you but, yeah white girls LOVE the bbc too... and if they say they don't it just means they've never tried one...

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        •   sarge07 April 30, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 or simply don't want to

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          • blackenedamerica April 30, 2018

            @sarge07 to avoid property crimes and theft

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          •   luvthick April 30, 2018

            @sarge07

            LOL! Jealous?

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            •   sarge07 May 1, 2018

              @luvthick absolutely not, just stated a fact

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              •   luvthick May 1, 2018

                @sarge07

                It's cool Sarge. I'm sure he'll leave plenty of white women warmed up for you.

                ;-)

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                • blackenedamerica May 5, 2018

                  @luvthick im sure he will leave a few But once they go black we dont want them back

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                  • feralone May 17, 2018

                    @blackenedamerica kill them....

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 30, 2018

    Ten more seconds and we'd of seen that dude in the white shirt grab the dick too.

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    •   happyjack April 30, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. yeah he was way to excited to see that thing.

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    • mrgrey April 30, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. No doubt. Sodomite sympathizers are a blight.

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  • crazyman69 April 30, 2018

    Man if i had that shit. Id fuck every bitch in the ass only. Ass is deeper than pussy anyway.

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  •   mr_krabs April 30, 2018

    He doesn’t need a bat when he plays baseball.

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  • carlosmandick April 30, 2018

    That thing is fake

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    • hellokitty April 30, 2018

      @carlosmandick Agreed. Seems everyone else is believing it. He is not showing the other end.

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  •   lafind April 30, 2018

    He's got an extra leg.

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  • mrmk1oo April 30, 2018

    He ain't getting no ass with that thing...... A gift and a curse

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  •   graveyard April 30, 2018

    He can’t use it, if he gets a hard on all the blood rushes from the brain. Dumb fuck

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    •   sarge07 April 30, 2018

      @graveyard probably as erect as it ever gets

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  • justjelly April 30, 2018

    more then 7" it isnt happening with me!

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  • ithinkimdumb April 30, 2018

    Lol... guy on the side waiting his turn...

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  • bigblackhead April 30, 2018

    the fags must love him

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    • blackenedamerica April 30, 2018

      @bigblackhead live by the sword die by the sword

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  • 72jayd April 30, 2018

    That guy should charge money.

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  • wickedasitseems April 30, 2018

    I agree!!

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  • abraham_lincoln April 30, 2018

    Dunno how good life is when the only thing you can fit that in is Rosie O'Donnell

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  •   ketamine<3 April 30, 2018

    That'd be more of a curse, looks fake anyway. Probly charges tourists a few bucks for a picture with a strap on.

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    •   sarge07 April 30, 2018

      @ketamine<3 I taped a fake dick to my leg two years ago and went out in my kilt with it hangin about 6" below my knee , even tied a lil blue ribbon on it. It took awhile before anyone noticed

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      •   ketamine<3 April 30, 2018

        @sarge07 you have to stand in a crowd and turn so it hits other people in the leg, then everyone will notice ;)

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  • frank n. stein April 30, 2018

    Can that be real?

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  •   sarge07 April 30, 2018

    tripod

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  •   burfurger April 30, 2018

    Does he put it in the nightstand with the rest of his dildos at the end of the day?

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  •   acairman April 30, 2018

    Ouch has a pink ribbon on his hat.

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  •   oldrooster April 30, 2018

    Hes a god damn 3 legged freak. I bet he can use that as a selfie stick. Ill bet the next day half the women in that town were walking with a severe limp,

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  •   fockenperv April 30, 2018

    that one is for their Christmas cards

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  • peaks April 30, 2018

    WTF?!

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  • cubbage April 30, 2018

    It'll either make him run faster or slow him down.

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  • mclovin510 April 30, 2018

    Surprised that he still standing. The blood rush out of his head with a hard on .

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  •   nybadguy April 30, 2018

    Hope she washer her hands after touching his 3rd leg.

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  • flipflop April 30, 2018

    kill a bitch with that sword!

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    • keysersoze9515 May 1, 2018

      @flipflop Yeah, or he could just club her with it, like the old Neanderthal days.

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  • wpginterceptor April 30, 2018

    pure Alabama blacksnake

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  • monkeycatcher April 30, 2018

    Fake motherfuckers

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  • longduckdingdong April 30, 2018

    Man you know he ain't fucking no one with that thing

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  • behenchod May 1, 2018

    not real

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  • harly9 May 1, 2018

    4 inches is his. The rest is Goodyear.

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  • darksider803 May 1, 2018

    It's tripod !!!

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  • xenomorph May 1, 2018

    Whats wrong with your leg dude?

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  • magnumanus May 1, 2018

    Lmao good luck ar any fuckkng social functions nigger

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  • keysersoze9515 May 1, 2018

    This guy should be a natural born pole vaulter!!

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  • wtf2017 May 1, 2018

    The girls husband is like.....Take a picture with him honey !!! Well he has to have some thing to jerk off to when he goes back home. :)

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  • logansrun May 1, 2018

    SICKLE CELL REJECT!!

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  • cazaly May 1, 2018

    I do this at the supermarket and the police are called.

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  • chingon1979 May 1, 2018

    Hey honey look he comes with his own leash!

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  • sipo70 May 3, 2018

    Not real. Sorry ladies and fags!

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  • mrmassey May 4, 2018

    They call him "tripod".

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  • the void May 4, 2018

    some one needs to shoot that freak

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  • rokin May 21, 2018

    Sir you are not aloud to bring weapons to the airport.

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