TURNS OUT JUMPING INTO A LION'S DEN IS A BAD FUCKING IDEA

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  • bidge632000 May 2, 2018

    Simba grew up to be a right twat!! Is the guy a dentist, check out my teeth Mofo

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    • mehofjack May 4, 2018

      @bidge632000 OMG I FUCKEN LOVE KATTY PARRY but BEFORE SHE LOOKED LIKE ZACK MORRIS FROM SAFE BYTHE BELL

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  • arg May 2, 2018

    'Get off'...yes that tone is going to work for a 400 pound killing machine

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  •   lafind May 2, 2018

    Here kitty, kitty kitty!

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    •   GrimmWilder May 2, 2018

      @lafind

      I never heard a lion 'Burp' before,.,.,..,

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  • cocovoda May 2, 2018

    "get off" no thanks i really like the weather here

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  • 72jayd May 2, 2018

    That old meat has got to be tough to chew.

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  • secret squirrel May 2, 2018

    Note to self.. it’s hard to look cool when your being attacked by a lion.

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  • baddogonline May 2, 2018

    Damn, Africa... you scary!

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  • donpaulwood May 2, 2018

    Haaaaaaa! Haaaaaaaaaaaa! -guys on the outsides contribution

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 2, 2018

    Stfu bitch. What did you think was gonna happen. Maybe shake a paw and get a hug?

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    •   sarge07 May 2, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. the lion was supposed to be in his internal enclosure and according to reports was let out accidentally before his outside enclosure could be cleaned.

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    • i_am_goff May 2, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Lion was his "friend." He had raised it since it was a cub in his wildlife sanctuary. Apparently he had gotten many hugs in the past from this lion, but this time the lion wanted a sammich.

      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/01/british-wildlife-park-owner-mauled-lion-entering-enclosure-front/

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  • cazaly May 2, 2018

    Someone order long pork for dinner?

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    • airsporter May 2, 2018

      @cazaly Ha +

      Havn't heard that for a while.

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  • cyberbu11y May 2, 2018

    Good kitty

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  • chained cat May 2, 2018

    Just doing what nature intended, removing the old, sick & stupid from the herd

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  • wickedasitseems May 2, 2018

    Hey, I made it over the fence........DOH!!

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  • jono 's back May 2, 2018

    Stupid fucking yanks hahahah

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    •   sarge07 May 2, 2018

      @jono 's back when did you get out of prison?

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    •   sarge07 May 2, 2018

      @jono 's back South Africa dipshit

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    • mrgrey May 3, 2018

      @jono 's back He's actually a Brit. Hahahaha!

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      •   sarge07 May 3, 2018

        @mrgrey jono's still mad because his gramma spread her legs foe every American soldier during WWII

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  • cyberbu11y May 2, 2018

    Not sure who's the bigger pussy. The Lion or the guy behind the fence.

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  • hiwudjablome May 2, 2018

    All ya gotta do is poke him in the eye..

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    •   lafind May 2, 2018

      @hiwudjablome Okay you try that and I'll watch from this side of the fence.

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  • frank n. stein May 2, 2018

    Yeah, shoot a beautiful lion b'coz some dumbass old man was STUPID enough to enter the lion's den!!

    Shoot the old man, so the lion can eat & w/out the old man screaming in his face!

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    •   burfurger May 2, 2018

      @frank n. stein Amen!

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    •   HJ247 May 2, 2018

      @frank n. stein that always drives me nuts..."SHOOT IT!". You gonna kill a lion for being a lion? Humans suck.

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      •   burfurger May 2, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247

        Can I get another Amen!

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        •   HJ247 May 2, 2018

          @burfurger I read an article years ago about these American kids camping in the Serengeti. One of their tents got raided by a pride of lions and 3 high school seniors were killed. They hunted these majestic creatures down who were only doing what they do in the wild, and these idiots had invaded their territory, and killed them all. Endangered species. 7 billion idiots on the planet, they hunt down and kill these lions. I wrote a letter to the editor of the periodical to counterpoint but strangely enough, I never heard back.

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    •   sarge07 May 3, 2018

      @frank n. stein you need to really get the facts before making stupid comments

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  • peaks May 2, 2018

    Just WTF was doing in there?! Senile bastard.

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  • danbus180 May 2, 2018

    The lion sleeps tonight

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    • peaks May 2, 2018

      @danbus180

      With a full belly.

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  • forcekeen May 2, 2018

    Who would have thought

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  •   mr_krabs May 2, 2018

    He got what he deserved. Fucking moron.

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  • working4theweekend May 2, 2018

    Serves him right

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  •   wallawilly May 2, 2018

    That was Grrrrr'eat!

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    • airsporter May 2, 2018

      @wallawilly Tiger!... No wonder advertising let you go.

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      •   wallawilly May 2, 2018

        @airsporter

        Goddamn man. Tiger, Lion, two bad ass pussy's!

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  • muzziesarescum May 2, 2018

    Yes, somebody help that lion, eat that man... lionesses!!!

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  • abraham_lincoln May 2, 2018

    Imagine you're close to death by being eaten by a lion, and the last thing you hear is that woman blubbering.

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  • skippy joe pippy May 2, 2018

    Aw, let the lion have his fun.

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  • da11en47 May 2, 2018

    They need to quit putting senior homes next to lion cages.

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  • aquahollic May 2, 2018

    get a rifle? guy jumps a fence that is there to keep you out not the lion in and the lion needs to die he didn't follow the rules... we are the only creatures on the planet that protect our stupid

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  •   lafind May 2, 2018

    Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

    Hush my darling, don't fear my darling

    The lion eats tonight

    Hush my darling, don't fear my darling

    The lion eats tonight

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  • drewstl May 2, 2018

    I want to see another person do what he did, It looks FUN!

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  • flipflop May 2, 2018

    goo thing happened to humanity

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  •   burfurger May 2, 2018

    That's a lot of pussy for one man to handle.

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  • neotap117 May 2, 2018

    Siegfried or Roy?

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  • smellsoffearandhate May 2, 2018

    We um bum boo way... The lion eats grandpa tonight.. A wing my whip wing my whip

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  • ithinkimdumb May 2, 2018

    You fuck with the bull, you get the fucking horns!...

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  • bruc May 2, 2018

    caaaaan you kiiil a cunt tonight *obviously Elton J|ohn

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  • airsporter May 2, 2018

    Its all in the Context....

    He'd been raising lions for over 30 years including this one as a cub....

    Beware Mad Old Ladies with 4 or more cats...

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    • shibby131286 May 2, 2018

      @airsporter i have 4 cats

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      • airsporter May 3, 2018

        @shibby131286 Then logic dictates you is a mad old lady...ergo cognito sum.

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        • shibby131286 May 3, 2018

          @airsporter wish I was could get away with loads

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  • shibby131286 May 2, 2018

    Run like prey, become food

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  •   truckingman May 2, 2018

    I am wonmdering why the victim MF" JUMPED INTO THE LION'S DEN.................

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    •   sarge07 May 3, 2018

      @truckingman see my comment to Corey

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  • cptmiles May 2, 2018

    Too bad, he’s probably already procreated so Darwin loses this round.

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  • deadpen May 2, 2018

    0:36 "get a rifle someone get a rifle"

    Why? to shoot the dipshit that jumped in there? His voice sounds like some of those fags that want to ban guns.

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  • tsavo May 2, 2018

    "somebody get a rifle" to shoot that poor bastard before he is eaten alive.

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  •   nybadguy May 2, 2018

    Play dead don't move. SMH

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  • rileydevil May 2, 2018

    Paddle Pop lions revenge

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  • the man May 3, 2018

    I sure hope the lion is doing okay.

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  • daddyoo May 3, 2018

    Darwinism at it's finest!

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  • xenomorph May 3, 2018

    next time smear yourself in BBQ sauce.

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  • hellokitty May 3, 2018

    The guy owns the animal sanctuary and raised the lion from birth 10 years ago. The man survived and is recuperating in the hospital. The lion was shot dead by another employee.

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    • bigrigbutters May 3, 2018

      @hellokitty shouldn’t shoot the animal, they should shoot the idiot that entered.

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    •   HJ247 May 3, 2018

      @hellokitty I just read that. They killed the lion. We may be the most dominant species on the planet but we're destroying the planet with our stupidity. I'll say it again, humans suck.

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  • gandog56 May 3, 2018

    One thing about lions (And tigers, and bears) If you run from them, the odds are they are going to go into you're prey mode.

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  • bigrigbutters May 3, 2018

    “Somebody help please”

    Somebody put up a big fence to seperate idiots and lions, how much more help do you fucking need?

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  • teambalaam May 3, 2018

    I think the Lion was more surprised than anyone.

    "I can't believe it.. I FINALLY caught one! So...now wtf do I do with it??"

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  • magnumanus May 3, 2018

    I dunno what's worse...Simba eventually killing him and eating his flesh or humping the fuck outta his ass and seeding him while letting him live to tell about it

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  • slopeass4 May 3, 2018

    Lol dumbass

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  • john72 May 3, 2018

    Get a rifle? Go fuck yourself dude. He jumped in - why should the lion have to die. Go fuck yourself.

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  •   big_daddy305 May 3, 2018

    You don't blame the lion. If you break into my house, I'm also going to maul you.

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  • n8dizzle May 4, 2018

    One more African American getting mad and killing another guy.....nothing to see here.

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  •   oldrooster May 5, 2018

    I thin i heard the lion tell that asshole to stop resisting. Fuck that guy. In fact shoot him not the lion.

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    • xxxmass June 18, 2018

      @oldrooster hahaha 100%

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  • tinkerbell84 May 7, 2018

    Why the feck would you go into a lion enclosure.. you deserve what you get

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    • xxxmass June 18, 2018

      @tinkerbell84

      Apparently he went in to study this lions shit., and the Lion

      was fed up with his shit.

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  • defenestrator August 3, 2018

    Step 1) Enter lion enclosure

    Step 2) Turn away from Charging lion

    Step 3) Begin to run like the prey you've just become

    Step 4)Suddenly regret steps one, two and three and hope the blood stains will hide the brown ones.

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