9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS AGREE: YOU'RE FUCKED BRO

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  •   luvthick May 7, 2018

    Drink Milk! It does a body Good!

    +7 -2
    • flipflop May 7, 2018

      @luvthick yeah Milk = Calcium

      Bones=Calcium

      so, Milk=Bones &

      calcium=calcium

      L.H.S=R.H.S hence proved!

      +1 -0
      •   freddykrueger May 8, 2018

        @flipflop ...which brings us to the next point, don't smoke crack!

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    • xenomorph May 8, 2018

      @luvthick Drink Milk because the cows are on grass.

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  • nuclearfactor May 7, 2018

    I don't know why this sport is even allowed, the physical damage and the damage in the brain make those guys huge dangerous insane muscleballs

    +3 -6
    • baddogonline May 7, 2018

      @nuclearfactor Let me guess? You were raised by a single mother? No man in sight?

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      •   HJ247 May 7, 2018

        @baddogonline that made me laugh out loud. Maybe @nuclearfactor is a female? No joke involved. Just asking.

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      •   goodster May 7, 2018

        @baddogonline Him?? Not sure. But I was!what's your point??Where ya trying to go with that one Asshole.

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        •   happyjack May 8, 2018

          @goodster no shit everyone is John Wayne on the internet. I sure as hell wouldn't get in there and get my pretty face punched on for no good reason. I tend to strongly discourage my kids from being punching bags too.

          +0 -0
    •   wallawilly May 7, 2018

      @nuclearfactor

      Hell yeah! Point being?

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    •   ketamine<3 May 7, 2018

      @nuclearfactor cause it's badass. Same reason they offer military and tactical defense training courses.

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    •   lafind May 7, 2018

      @nuclearfactor Oh, let's not allow it because somebody might get hurt. Those fucks know what they are getting into, nobody forced them except their greed. Same with football, pussy fucks wanna take the sport out of it. Nobody is forcing you to watch it.

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    • lucilfer May 7, 2018

      @nuclearfactor that's bullshit, every sport causes damage to the body, is the price to pay for being great at something, if people didn't do thing because of fear of the damage then we might as well sleep all day and don't even go outside lol

      +1 -0
    • n8dizzle May 7, 2018

      @nuclearfactor pussy

      +0 -0
  • supfishing757 May 7, 2018

    "Spaghetti arms. This is my dance space."

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    •   lafind May 7, 2018

      @supfishing757 He can sneak up and punch from around back now!

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  • braduk May 7, 2018

    Pretty bad, but not Anderson Silva bad.

    +1 -0
  • 72jayd May 7, 2018

    Pussy. There’s nowhere to run.

    +0 -1
  • smellsoffearandhate May 7, 2018

    I wish my arm did that when i give out reach arounds

    +2 -0
    • pewpewpowa May 7, 2018

      @smellsoffearandhate lmao

      +0 -0
  •   wallawilly May 7, 2018

    Limpwrists just dont do well in MMA.

    +1 -0
  • abraham_lincoln May 7, 2018

    Someone add a cartoon spring noise sound effect to this.

    ~SPROING!~

    +0 -0
  • humongous May 7, 2018

    He can still elbow with that arm, why didnt he keep goin?

    +0 -0
  •   ketamine<3 May 7, 2018

    So pop it back in, put it on ice for ten min and get back in there.

    +1 -0
    •   HJ247 May 7, 2018

      @ketamine<3 bingo

      +0 -0
    • shvoogy May 7, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      Because 10 minutes is 10 minutes too late.

      +0 -0
    •   sarge07 May 7, 2018

      @ketamine<3 I do that to my shoulder on occasion, LOL

      +1 -0
      •   ketamine<3 May 7, 2018

        @sarge07 I dislocated my shoulder twice, I popped it back in and packed it with ice for a bit, a bit sore but good as new!

        +0 -0
  •   HJ247 May 7, 2018

    Wah, my arm popped out of the socket... wah...

    +0 -1
    • frank n. stein May 7, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      It's BROKEN, missy. You talk big, but if it was you, you would be done, too.

      +0 -1
      •   sarge07 May 7, 2018

        @frank n. stein dislocated not broke

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      •   HJ247 May 7, 2018

        @frank n. stein dislocated. Been there, done that about 30+ times. Torn labrum anterior and posterior. Pops out all the time. No tears honey. Right back to work. So shut your fucking mouth! Haha! Just kidding frank! But it does happen all the time to me. No big deal really. Pop it back in and keep doing what I'm doing... he'll get used to it...

        +0 -0
        •   ketamine<3 May 7, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 yeah but it takes someone who can keep their cool to do it. A lot of times it's easier to do it yourself cause you can use your body weight.

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          •   HJ247 May 7, 2018

            @ketamine<3 I always do it myself and the shoulder surgeon showed me exactly how to do it to keep the damage to a minimum. Waiting on approval for the surgery as we speak. Crazy long process...

            +0 -0
      • biff wadslinger May 14, 2018

        @frank n. stein just like the time you dislocated yer tic-tac in that little guys ass.....

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  • peaks May 7, 2018

    TWINKS gone Wild!!!!

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    •   burfurger May 7, 2018

      @peaks

      This coming from someone who's avatar resembles a sperm.

      +1 -0
      •   lafind May 7, 2018

        @burfurger You have a point there!

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      •   HJ247 May 7, 2018

        @burfurger I always thought that was some sort of bacteria...e. coli or something...sperm flagellum look different I believe...

        +0 -0
  •   burfurger May 7, 2018

    Guess he'll be fighting southpaw for a while.

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    •   sarge07 May 7, 2018

      @burfurger the worse guy I ever fought was a southpaw. fuckin wicked, we went fishin after the fight because that's the way it used to be, fight and either be friends or not, but we damn sure didn't get our shoot / stab him either

      +1 -0
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 7, 2018

        @sarge07,

        +1. Too many pussies these days. They’re all talk until they run home and gat a gun because they think you were staring at them.

        +1 -1
  • r-sin May 7, 2018

    I hope for his sake thats not his jerk off arm

    +0 -0
  • airsporter May 7, 2018

    Would you mind signing these gloves please before we turn the ventilator off?

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  •   picklehiesner May 7, 2018

    Do the stanky arm

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  •   dozer67 May 7, 2018

    gotta say this ......OUCH!! sorry man.

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  • cr4zysh1ttr779 May 8, 2018

    Now only 3 people in the world have the easy-flow elbow.

    +0 -0
  •   spider-man May 11, 2018

    OH GOD

    +0 -0
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