REALITY CHECK: BIG TITS CAN'T SAVE YOU FROM EVERYTHING

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  •   GrimmWilder May 10, 2018

    Slide a dick tween them titties instead of a card through that machine and she'd of left with both bottles.,,.,.,.

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    • kaevman May 12, 2018

      @GrimmWilder indeed

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    • arturdbcabral May 19, 2018

      @GrimmWilder indeed brother. Is that the vocalist of RammStein on your profile pic?

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  • working4theweekend May 10, 2018

    He should have asked her to give him head for those cheap bottles of wine. Let her drink them before and you can get anal

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    • sdbandit May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend my thoughts exactly.

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    •   ogsabertooth May 11, 2018

      @working4theweekend No shit, I'm blind as a mole, and I could clearly see that, bottle of wine was all of $3 fiddy. The toilet hooch that she would have licked twat for in her cell, is probably better quality.

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  • letmefindout May 10, 2018

    You can't buy liquor with food stamps. Or an aging hooker's body either.

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  •   burfurger May 10, 2018

    Nice tits.... but give me my wine back. Show them and I'll give you one of these mini bottles.

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  • qaz May 10, 2018

    That dude is about to an offer he can't refuse

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    •   wallawilly May 10, 2018

      @qaz

      Dudes a fag!

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    •   spider-man May 11, 2018

      @qaz Archie would be pissed with your inability to “do the English”

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  •   ketamine<3 May 10, 2018

    Hahaha dumb cunt!

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  • houndog35 May 10, 2018

    No big titties,, it's against Islam............

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  • cubbage May 10, 2018

    Middle Eastern guys won't give into women, she should've known that.

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    • sdbandit May 10, 2018

      @cubbage women are for creation, men and goats are for pleasure

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  • cazaly May 10, 2018

    Now about the bottle of Jack's you've got up your cooter!

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  • airsporter May 10, 2018

    Forgot your PIN?

    Press these against the screen for a contactless transaction.

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  • supfishing757 May 10, 2018

    They would've worked in a straight man

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  • baddogonline May 10, 2018

    Skank

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  •   lafind May 10, 2018

    If she was a goat, she could of gotten away with anything.

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  • cyberbu11y May 10, 2018

    Missed a golden oppurtunity there. Unless of course the rest of the video is highly incriminating, for both parties.

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  •   graveyard May 10, 2018

    “Sorry lady, I need to pay you down and give an anal cavity search “

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  •   mr_krabs May 10, 2018

    She has a lovely set of dick squeezers.

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  • mclovin510 May 10, 2018

    I would’ve asked her to shove it up her ass if she wanted to be released

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  • keysersoze9515 May 10, 2018

    C'mon folks, looks like an honest mistake, she should be been given the benefit of the doubt due to her white privilege.

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  • frank n. stein May 10, 2018

    She should've just hidden the bottle between her tits. He wasn't paying attention to them, anyway.

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  • fiddledeedee May 10, 2018

    She took a couple jugs of licker from the rack. Sounds like I'm talking about big fat tits, doesn't it. Well fuck, yeah.

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  • drew_p_wiener May 10, 2018

    Now if that was a fine young 8 tittied goat that rag would have had her behind the counter...

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  •   truckingman May 10, 2018

    She is surprised when the store clerk caught her. The clerk's security camera system and counter top monitors are a MF" BITCH TO MF" THIEVES!!!

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  •   nybadguy May 10, 2018

    You have 2 choices. Cuffs or cock?

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  •   goodster May 10, 2018

    I knew a bitch that would give me the same look she gave near the end' when I would say I wouldn't fuck her. She use to wear me out. I love nymphos.

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  • deadpen May 10, 2018

    Well if she made a "deal" should could have got top shelf shit. But she is probably one of those cunts that likes to dress sexy but has rights and should be looked at like a sex object.

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  • balls-diggity-deep May 11, 2018

    Big tits can save you from falling off somewhere high tho so who is the real winner here?

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