The drug is,,, I couldn't give a fuck less.
Maybe a drug that enhances sperm production, b'coz that boy is a swimmer!!
@goodster When blacks are forced to do math homework. hehe
Lack of HGH? (The brain didn't develop)
Who knows but I'm sure a nice police officer will award him with two silver medals (one on each wrist) for winning this marathon.
They will probably just shoot him and say he pulled a gun.
@curiousone like Dave Chappell says, "just sprinkle some crack on him" hahaha
I know that drug... Aquafina.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....... Housing Project AquaMan!
Fake. Black people don't like to swim.
They don't LIKE to swim because they don't know HOW to swim.
Don Lemon's sister fell into a pond and drowned because she couldn't swim.
Top 5 things black people hate:
2. bodies of water
@meeskite 6. work
Thanks, man. What was I thinking?
I did a bong. I'm much better now.
4. a cellie not named "prolapse pat"
5. no parole
@meeskite I thought it was a celly named "Meathammer".
@meeskite They seriously hate snakes too. I have no idea why.
1 through 10. White people.
@meeskite I thought it was dense bones and small lung capacity that turns them off from swimming.
@burlyfish Or lack of access to pools and large bodies of water because of the ghettoization of America, which can be traced to hundreds of years of some (warning: understatement alert) pretty fucked up race relations in America.
Protip: going with race-based genetics is usually a bad idea. Especially when there are plenty of examples of black singers, athletes, and others who just slightly run counter to your idea of "small lung capacity."
Now, see, I don't think your brain is small because of your race. I'm just sayin', when your cousin's your uncle and your mee-maw is also your half-sister twice removed and your family tree makes a bonzai tree look like an arrow? Well. You tend to have some problems.
@manunkind Why is going with race-based genetics a bad idea? I am not at all saying any of this from a racist viewpoint at all. But i have heard of and read studies and in general and what i said is true. Small lung capacity has nothing to do with how well a person can breath or exchange oxygen. It has to do with how long a person can hold there breath or even become a tad bit more buoyant. And then add dense bones and i can imagine it would make it harder to swim . But then you have how people are raised and background also plays a big factor.
@manunkind Dude, Africa is fucking surrounded by water.
@meeskite Add magic to the list
They would hate magic, wouldn't they...
@meeskite Do white people count as ghosts?
@qaz me and my brothers all own boats and swim very well, oh and have fucked so many white girls in our town,,you keep lieing to yourself
someone must turn him off or take out his battery!!!
Water sports ain't the same without water!
Lmao. Nobody heard the lil wayan brother at the end say... Thats that shit lol... Let me get the next one bre i like swimming
man dingo you need a pool with them skills!
A black guy in a pool...reminds me of the last turd I took
Black Tar'd ?
@burlyfish your post didnt get the love it deserves... Over the heads of some i guess.. Not sure but def got me shedding a tear with laughter.. Good job.. +1
@kojaksbozak clever yes, but hilarious? Not even close.
I didn't get the reference. WHich is unusual for me ;-) Explanation please I wanna laugh too!
@burfurger What drug is he on? Black Tar Heroin FYI Black Tar'd
@burlyfish ah ha! I get it! Thanks!
Turns the ground over better than my rotovator.
" I AM A GOD".
No, you're a fucking junkie.
further proof that black people can't swim.
I pity the fool!
Mr. T... RULES.
I know that dude he's a super hero BlackWaMan
That's a missed opportunity to yell "Shark, SHARK--OMIGOD IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"
Just keep swimming
Just keep Swimming
Man, that guy hit the wall.
I think he will eventually get through that wall. Don’t let the barriers whitey puts before you get you down bro!
Said it tasted like bbq cool ranch
Olympic Fever, no drugs.
Ha! +1! He was having the best dream ever swimming through grape kool-aid!
I need such drug for my neighbour for uh ... Purposes.
Apparently he hasn't taken enough.
Put some claws on him and let him dig a garden.
the mole people have surfaced to conquer the world
Did anyone else notice there was a black guy in that video.
No happs, all I saw was one of those huge nightcrawlers, with a backpack..
imagine the fish you'd catch with that night crawler
@frank n. stein
HA! That was unexpected!
Thou shall not pass until you tell me who your daddy is.
oh that's a mountaint in the middle of the ocean my friend
dryland swimming contest
I think he just ate too much Mr T cereal
You swimmin? Yes! You swimmin? Yes!!
The drug will be angel dust
50 meter freestyle
No drugs, just very upset that KFC had supply delivery issues
Yeah man. A few posts back
Pop Can Pussy!
Too many layers of clothing for it to be PCP.
If ya pissed on im he'd make better flipper marks in the mud.
Bong rips with Michael phelps?
Don't know the drug he taking but where can I get some.???
Damn dude! Either you're showing your age or your IQ... Good luck with that.
Soy and aids
FLAKA FLAKA AFRICA !!
That's the highs you get from drugs, it's the chemicals frying your brain
I would start yelling SHARK, RIGHT BEHIND YOU, SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!!