IT FINALLY HAPPENED: SHE FUCKED HER BRAINS OUT

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  •   HJ247 May 17, 2018

    with not much up there to begin with, I'm thinking that wasn't too hard a feat...

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    •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      She has that evil little, "is this really a vagina" look in her eyes.

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      •   HJ247 May 17, 2018

        @wallawilly I get that same look in my eyes sometimes...

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      •   HJ247 May 17, 2018

        @wallawilly btw mr.willy, I appreciate you asking about me in yesterday's Daily Rant. I answered your question there yesterday but clearly your ego is no where near as big as mine as I go back and check every comment I make looking for the adoration of all my fans... strangely enough, no one seemed to notice I was MIA... sad face emoji...

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        •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247

          I noticed you were MIA my friend but didn't realize my knock knock joke was the reason!

          You still remind me of ole felter ;-)

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          •   HJ247 May 17, 2018

            @wallawilly no no no! Not you! I mentioned in yesterday's rant that I had to lie low for a bit b/c the feds were on to me for some war crimes I committed back in the 30s! Looks like it was a false alarm tho... wink wink!

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            •   wallawilly May 18, 2018

              @iwantagoodhj247

              Lol... War crimes? Or sex crimes against sheep?

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              •   HJ247 May 18, 2018

                @wallawilly damn man! I gotta keep you away from the local papers. Busted again...

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  • mehofjack May 17, 2018

    How come when I bust a nut I don't feel like I just got struck by a lightning bolt

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    •   ketamine<3 May 17, 2018

      @mehofjack probly cause your not faking it for a dollar online. That didn't seem authentic to me but what do I Know?

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      • ambermay May 17, 2018

        @ketamine<3 Woman here. Shes 100% faking it. If I could have a real orgasm like that, I'd never leave my house. She can get a pass though, because she's hot.

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    •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

      @mehofjack

      A goats butthole must have a different feel. I'm just trying to help ya with your question. ;-)

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    •   sarge07 May 17, 2018

      @mehofjack

      the real question is should she be in the shower with an electrical appliance?

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  • tanyajaxx May 17, 2018

    I want that toy!

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    •   ouch May 17, 2018

      @tanyajaxx $100 from the guy outside in the white van

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  • uk bride May 17, 2018

    Thought for a minute then she'd been electrocuted by one of those cheap Taiwanese toys. Still shouldn't use mains power in the shower.

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  •   luvthick May 17, 2018

    Please don't give her the one that plugs into an electrical outlet.

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  •   nybadguy May 17, 2018

    That's a nice tile

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    • meeskite May 17, 2018

      @nybadguy

      I'm color-blind, but it was a nice shade of something.

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  • secret squirrel May 17, 2018

    Is that why they take so long in the fucking bathroom!

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  • misteram May 17, 2018

    Hahahaha

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  •   lafind May 17, 2018

    I think I know how to fuck her brains back in.

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  • working4theweekend May 17, 2018

    She fapped out

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  • kore May 17, 2018

    Damned, I really thought she was going to sleep right there

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  • fatlarry May 17, 2018

    bad acting. nice puss tho your hired!

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  • curiousone May 17, 2018

    She went for the cheap breast enhancement.

    Her nipple line is asymmetrical.

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    •   freddykrueger May 17, 2018

      @curiousone ...her left one is bigger young padawan, what does that tell you?

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    •   HJ247 May 17, 2018

      @curiousone my opinion, her tits look great. Luv to have those tits in front of me right now...

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  • soslow88 May 17, 2018

    The doctor: Sir, you might want to stop that!

    The man: What?

    The doctor: to let you woman do that!

    The man: Why not?

    The docter: im she masters the skill of a womans orgasm, a man is not needed

    The man: "Sad face"

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  • keysersoze9515 May 17, 2018

    Looks like the elevator didn't reach the top floor for a little bit. "Excuse us while we reboot the system please..."

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  • pickdickle May 17, 2018

    She must be a post-op, busts a nut and has to fight the urge to fall asleep

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  • wafflecock May 17, 2018

    Never go full retard

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  • tbcxtc May 17, 2018

    BRains?

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  • skippy joe pippy May 17, 2018

    Derp!

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  •   burfurger May 17, 2018

    How'd she die, sir?

    Well it seems she slipped on her own jizz and busted her head wide open.

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    •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

      @burfurger

      It's time to replace your Avi man. That creepy little fucker is showing up in dreams, billboards etc.

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      •   burfurger May 17, 2018

        @wallawilly

        I've tried. It growls and nips at me every time I try. So I just feed it one of the neighborhood children.

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  • cs-admi_natzi May 17, 2018

    And the best actress award goes to.....

    This lil cunt rubber.

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  • magnumanus May 17, 2018

    If that was all it took to finish her, wait till she gets a "load" of me.... I'll turn that pee faucet into a cum fountain!

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  • frank n. stein May 17, 2018

    Another day, another whore

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    • magnumanus May 17, 2018

      @frank n. stein that was Tina Turner in place of Nina Turner. Be free, willy

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    •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      Oh, wow! I assumed your day rolled more like:

      "Another day, another load of spooge". :-)

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  • intylerwetrust May 17, 2018

    At least she didn't piss all over herself during the orgasm...good for her

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  • deadpen May 17, 2018

    Well this one is broke.

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  • patback May 17, 2018

    At least the shower can clean up the "brains she fucked"

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