with not much up there to begin with, I'm thinking that wasn't too hard a feat...
She has that evil little, "is this really a vagina" look in her eyes.
@wallawilly I get that same look in my eyes sometimes...
@wallawilly btw mr.willy, I appreciate you asking about me in yesterday's Daily Rant. I answered your question there yesterday but clearly your ego is no where near as big as mine as I go back and check every comment I make looking for the adoration of all my fans... strangely enough, no one seemed to notice I was MIA... sad face emoji...
I noticed you were MIA my friend but didn't realize my knock knock joke was the reason!
You still remind me of ole felter ;-)
@wallawilly no no no! Not you! I mentioned in yesterday's rant that I had to lie low for a bit b/c the feds were on to me for some war crimes I committed back in the 30s! Looks like it was a false alarm tho... wink wink!
Lol... War crimes? Or sex crimes against sheep?
@wallawilly damn man! I gotta keep you away from the local papers. Busted again...
How come when I bust a nut I don't feel like I just got struck by a lightning bolt
@mehofjack probly cause your not faking it for a dollar online. That didn't seem authentic to me but what do I Know?
@ketamine<3 Woman here. Shes 100% faking it. If I could have a real orgasm like that, I'd never leave my house. She can get a pass though, because she's hot.
A goats butthole must have a different feel. I'm just trying to help ya with your question. ;-)
the real question is should she be in the shower with an electrical appliance?
I want that toy!
@tanyajaxx $100 from the guy outside in the white van
Thought for a minute then she'd been electrocuted by one of those cheap Taiwanese toys. Still shouldn't use mains power in the shower.
Please don't give her the one that plugs into an electrical outlet.
That's a nice tile
I'm color-blind, but it was a nice shade of something.
@meeskite HAHA +
Is that why they take so long in the fucking bathroom!
I think I know how to fuck her brains back in.
She fapped out
Damned, I really thought she was going to sleep right there
bad acting. nice puss tho your hired!
She went for the cheap breast enhancement.
Her nipple line is asymmetrical.
@curiousone ...her left one is bigger young padawan, what does that tell you?
@curiousone my opinion, her tits look great. Luv to have those tits in front of me right now...
The doctor: Sir, you might want to stop that!
The man: What?
The doctor: to let you woman do that!
The man: Why not?
The docter: im she masters the skill of a womans orgasm, a man is not needed
The man: "Sad face"
Looks like the elevator didn't reach the top floor for a little bit. "Excuse us while we reboot the system please..."
She must be a post-op, busts a nut and has to fight the urge to fall asleep
Never go full retard
How'd she die, sir?
Well it seems she slipped on her own jizz and busted her head wide open.
It's time to replace your Avi man. That creepy little fucker is showing up in dreams, billboards etc.
I've tried. It growls and nips at me every time I try. So I just feed it one of the neighborhood children.
And the best actress award goes to.....
This lil cunt rubber.
If that was all it took to finish her, wait till she gets a "load" of me.... I'll turn that pee faucet into a cum fountain!
Another day, another whore
@frank n. stein that was Tina Turner in place of Nina Turner. Be free, willy
@frank n. stein
Oh, wow! I assumed your day rolled more like:
"Another day, another load of spooge". :-)
At least she didn't piss all over herself during the orgasm...good for her
Well this one is broke.
At least the shower can clean up the "brains she fucked"