LMAO: IS THIS YOUR 1ST ORGASM?

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  •   GrimmWilder May 22, 2018

    That must be the new 'Dirty dick sucking whore' attachment on this year's Chevy line.,,.,.

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    •   goodster May 22, 2018

      @GrimmWilder I was thinking off trading in for an upgrade. Now it's a must do.

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    • 2lolo May 22, 2018

      @GrimmWilder What's Wrong With Dirty Dick Sucking Whores.??? Please Check On Your Wife...

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  • fatlarry May 22, 2018

    that's the best 10 bucks he's ever spent

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  • pickdickle May 22, 2018

    That's how I sound when I stub my toe on the damn coffee table

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  • sexmaster May 22, 2018

    My first orgasm scared me.

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    • working4theweekend May 22, 2018

      @sexmaster How did your asshole feel the next day?

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      •   wallawilly May 22, 2018

        @working4theweekend

        I'm sure crusty and he had cramps in his shincter...

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        •   goodster May 22, 2018

          @wallawilly Crusty,,, Haah I git it,,,,, The Clown right?!! ;-)

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          • wetscrotum May 22, 2018

            @goodster

            No, that's Yucko.

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      •   burfurger May 22, 2018

        @working4theweekend

        Yowza! and Zing! It's a Yowzing! +1

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      • sexmaster May 22, 2018

        @working4theweekend The same as your throat.

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    • working4theweekend May 22, 2018

      @sexmaster lol

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    •   ketamine<3 May 23, 2018

      @sexmaster did your dad wear a scary mask or something?

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  •   luvthick May 22, 2018

    He'll be back for more in 2 minutes - cue pianno - "Those were the days!"

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  •   mr_krabs May 22, 2018

    Can’t be his first, he’s not crying. It’s normal to cry, right?

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    •   wallawilly May 22, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      Your old lady whimpered and kept repeating. "I never knew". ;-)

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  •   burfurger May 22, 2018

    Jesus! Is he cumming acid?

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    •   wallawilly May 22, 2018

      @burfurger

      He died on a cross bro! Get with the program...

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      •   burfurger May 22, 2018

        @wallawilly

        jesus probably didn't make as much noise as that cumtard.

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        •   wallawilly May 22, 2018

          @burfurger

          I bet ya Mary was polishing the divine brass every night!

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    •   ketamine<3 May 23, 2018

      @burfurger naw acid doesn't taste anything like cum, trust me.

      Wait no... I don't know the difference, I have no idea what acid tastes like! No wait I mean cum.. I don't know what cum tastes like! What the fuck did I put in my mouth tonight?!!

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      •   burfurger May 23, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Ha ha!!! Lmmfafilso. !!! Whatever it was, lots of Listerine !

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  • mmaguy May 22, 2018

    If mia malkova sucked me off I'd react the same way. Lucky bastard.

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    •   wallawilly May 22, 2018

      @mmaguy

      Wow! Mia is one of the more common uni-sex names. Hmmm. ;-)

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  • dickramsey May 22, 2018

    Looks like she ate his ass too with that skid-marked tongue

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  • vegeta65 May 22, 2018

    When your sister needs a ride.

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  •   wallawilly May 22, 2018

    Bull Head Claps can be very painful. Whether pissing or spooging..

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  • tanyajaxx May 22, 2018

    What a champ, she doesn't even blink.. .. that must be her happy place.

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    •   GrimmWilder May 22, 2018

      @tanyajaxx

      Somewhere far far away....LOL

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      • working4theweekend May 22, 2018

        @GrimmWilder God turn me into a bird so I can fly far far away

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        •   HJ247 May 22, 2018

          @working4theweekend run Forrest run!

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    • chained cat May 22, 2018

      @tanyajaxx Used to date a girl who was addicted to swallowing cum, she'd blow me several times a day. You'd be surprised how boring getting a blowie is after a few weeks of it

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      •   goodster May 22, 2018

        @chained cat yup sure ya did.

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      •   wallawilly May 22, 2018

        @chained cat

        I had one just like that. Even when fucking, she demanded every load be deposited in her mouth!

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      •   ketamine<3 May 23, 2018

        @chained cat I dated a nympho I understand, sex get boring and monotonous when its multiple times a day, every day. I think that's where fetish stuff comes into play.

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      •   lafind May 23, 2018

        @chained cat I'd sure like to try and see if getting blown a lot causes boredom.

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  • 72jayd May 22, 2018

    If it was his first, he would have crashed way before the orgasm.

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    •   wallawilly May 22, 2018

      @72jayd

      Or, he would of blown his load rite when he got the zipper down.

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  • angry_potato May 22, 2018

    damn, i has hoping for the car crash :-(

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  •   lafind May 22, 2018

    Donna. Lemme stick my dick in her mouth and see what sound I make.

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  •   sarge07 May 22, 2018

    Would have been better had he ran off a cliff

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    •   wallawilly May 22, 2018

      @sarge07

      Leave the slut behind. Dont waste.

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  • airsporter May 22, 2018

    Sounds like a lion - Cums like a budgie!

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  •   HJ247 May 22, 2018

    she kept that suction on the whole time... good girl

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  • 2lolo May 22, 2018

    Thank God for All of The Sluts and Whores... Without Them We All Will Be JACKING-OFF.!!!!!

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    • stevenkk May 23, 2018

      @2lolo each other

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  • muzziesarescum May 22, 2018

    Most be one crazy STD he has to burn that bad when he cums!

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  •   picklehiesner May 22, 2018

    No need to show us just swallow pig

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  • blowback51 May 22, 2018

    She ate at sizzler that night

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  • logansrun May 22, 2018

    The way his mouth is gaping, I think he's used to taking the load not giving one........

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  • skippy joe pippy May 22, 2018

    Didn't need the see the mouthful of jizz honey, just swallow that shit.

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  • dr-don-59 May 22, 2018

    The new Ford clitoris....... plenty of head room......

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    •   burfurger May 23, 2018

      @dr-don-59

      Might be a recall on it. The exhaust is too close to the door.

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  • peaks May 22, 2018

    Good girl!

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  • peaks May 22, 2018

    I've never thought of blasting my nut into a chicks 'chosen hole' as an orgasm.

    Orgasim is what a woman does while she's enjoying sex.

    Hell, what do I know...call it anything for that matter.

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  • mrbonkers05 May 22, 2018

    Jesus it sounds like my grandpa passing a kidney stone

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  • rasriff May 22, 2018

    His sister sure can multitask

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  •   nybadguy May 22, 2018

    I make the same sound when i get a zip of some fire

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    •   ketamine<3 May 23, 2018

      @nybadguy hahaha dude you need to have a better connect and get Fire more often then.. but I understand completely ;)

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  • tsavo May 23, 2018

    @crazyshit jealous because you don't cun like that from your boyfriend? I just assume from all the cuckold videos

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  • keysersoze9515 May 23, 2018

    Poor guy, he must be developmentally delayed, or 1 potatoe short of a bushel.

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  • xen May 23, 2018

    What a disgusting yellow tongue she must be sick, makes me gag

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  • mrmassey May 23, 2018

    I've hawked bigger lugis than that shit...

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  • cacatanga May 23, 2018

    ...yup....a keeper.........for right now

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  • stevenkk May 23, 2018

    I'm next .

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  • goryim May 23, 2018

    have you guys ever jizzed on your hand and said “Hey son”

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    •   wallawilly May 23, 2018

      @goryim

      No. I usually whistle and yell "Goff, dinner is served". Little fucker is fast to.

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  • blackbretty May 23, 2018

    I’ll have what he’s having.

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  • blowback51 May 23, 2018

    today is my bday.apparently that day was his. I thank you

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  • groovy May 23, 2018

    that wink when the cum shot ... thats not her first ... ;)

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 23, 2018

    Some men are drama queens too.

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  •   dozer67 May 29, 2018

    Look Daddy I swallow now! Thank's for the lessons ..

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  •   spider-man June 2, 2018

    I don’t blame him

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  • ibwenot June 29, 2018

    Pretty sure i'd cry if she kept on sucking after i blew my load

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