Yeah ..who didn`t see that fail coming
The road from Geek to Freak is perilous at best, embarrassing at worst.
@stenchfart When she is laughing you can smell the seemon!! That's why i never do something with a pornstar!!
I thought it would be the opposite. I thought the tard would cum after 5 seconds.
that dude was a virgin?! Noooooooo!
@iwantagoodhj247 She's a lucky girl.. I miss my seal clubing days! - Thats when 2nd year students go out and club some 1st year rookies in the first couple weeks of uni.
@tanyajaxx that weirdo looked clubbed alright!
Poor guy, now he probably thinks every girl has a worn out cunt, like this whore.
@baddogonline I actually spat my drink all over my monitor reading that
@baddogonline maybe that's why he did not finish, he didn't feel shit.
Thought the bitch was going to get him to blow in his own face at the end but was such a shit shag that she couldn't get him off
his face was a virgin but not his penis
@alexive you know your penis' .... I'll agree since apparently I do too..
you know his penis???
@sarge07 we've met briefly.. not as well as I'd say you think but to answer the question yes..
when I was bartending at Riley's, I had to pee like a racehorse. Right when I finished up the boss called to see if the bar needed any supplies, and the men's room was a damn echo chamber. When I walked back behind the bar and rewashed my hands one of the regular ladies asked who I was talking to in there, and I said a good friend of mine a Mr. Willy Johnson and if she was good I introduce her, it took her ten minutes to realize what I said.
@sarge07 haha oh fuck dude that's funny I'm sorry.. we've definitely met.. I've gotten drunk there many times.. if not me you met then my family. We all look the same. Be well and take care of Mr. Willy ok?
I never thought I would actually see a real-life Butthead, but... voila! Butthead butt nekkid. Ha!
Shit I came in a few minutes the first time I fucked.. and it got shorter every time after as my care for the bitch I was with went down.. I know I'm I dick but fuck it there's women who do it too!
every male does, that's a fact of life
@sarge07 indeed it is. Just stating the facts my good sir!
I can’t wait to see the 3 way with Beavis
Give that man an Oscar!
@luvthick after that embarrassing performance, I'm nominating him for a Razzie
Oscar Mayer Weiner?
That’s the guy who’s been whackin’ it in my tool shed!
@mr_krabs like a couple of g9d dang spider monkeys
After I get through with her. she would need TP for her Bung hole.
"The Great Cornholio"!!
....an angel at her best.....god works in mysterious ways.... Amen.
The fuck is wrong with that guys face?? He looks like a mole
@magnumanusHa + You shouldent really anthropropormise (is that right??) Humans with animal characteristics..)
I know what you mean though...
Poor sod!.....He'll be shooting up his School next week 'cos she hasn't texted back!
The fukker gives us LSU alums a bad rap
@sarge07 hey man I'm only a hockey fan but my family is from LSU.. im with you! Louisiana is beautiful.. once I get the money to live that way I'm building a boat and living on the river. Fish for food, boil water.. no need for money... perfect life.
She's a porn star? What's her name Ivana Biggertits??
We'd like you to meet your stalker for the rest of your life.
auhhh, auhhh, she wants me to do-er
She's using her cooter to stop a shooter
Stop beavis.yur mom needs my help
he aint no virgin!!
I was thinking he’d nut in like 3secs turns out he passed the test....... Gay
Hell, I'll take her next, he didn't do any damage.
Tell me about the rabbits again George.
@peaks too cerebral...i prefer the Looney toones version...But I can't say Sylvester, George...
make you wonder how many have actually read the banned book, "Of mice and men"?
One of my favorites.
@sarge07 "Curley keeps his left hand covered with Vasoline so it will be soft for his wife. He needs the glove to keep the Vasoline on his hand."
I used to joke at work with this quote. I'd always say I gotta keep my hand covered in Vaseline so it's soft for my women. No one ever understood. So I'm thinking not many ppl know it.
Heck I'm willing to pay a Porn Star to take My Virginity since I am a 38 year old Virgin.
He's luckier than I was I lost my virginity to a fucking water melon
Or was it mamas turkey she cooked for thanksgiving hmm I can't really remember fuck
All I no is back then I was fucking every thing but the real thing
He's actually super cute aside from the goofy grin, the real funny thing is he got more dick than half of y'all commenting! He might not have blown a wad, but at least he didn't show up with the baby corn half y'all woulda disappointed her with, blowing your wad after 2 strokes talking bout....was it good for you!
@aadale See that's the kind of comments that makes Me even more depressed and scared to have Sex because I can't help that I was born with a small penis.
Uhhh, are they sure that guy is all there mentally? He seemed a bit... off to me. I'm not sure he could legally consent to sex. Dude's a fuckin' retard.
Damn her “tits” are awful.
I lost mine to a nice pretty girl maybe...I can't tell through the decomposition
@mr.spine although I'm with you on this one, I've asked my "friends" (a lot of stuffed animals and Barbie dolls) if this technique counts and most of them say no... sorry dude.
Heheh uhhh heheh uhhh heheh uhhh heheh
From the neck down
he fucked her right
Jesus that was great. I love this site