she could use her apron to wipe her ass
@stenchfart She no doubt does. Tramp stamps are a clear tell.
@stenchfart Something STUCK Honey?
@stenchfart the food smells like ass and tastes like shit
She's got a pussy and that's rare for this site, so hell yeah she is!
@wallawilly I'll wipe her ass for her.
You got it..
I bet she'd sit on your face and do that, No charge,..,,.
Better her than your latest guess..
@GrimmWilder and you probably wouldn't have to wait for your birthday.
Really!?....cuz you gotta pay good coin to have a redhead sit on yer face a fart, Oh My Brethren!
@GrimmWilder lol.. Spartan coin! If it means that much to you sweets, just ask.
Was waiting fir the dick to pop out like hey bud how ya doing today
I don't know about you, but I'm poppin' fresh right now.
YUPE!! I'd let her cook me up some floatin air biscuits anytime.
Aww fuck really? I had sound off. She fartin? Ya just deflated my dough.
All she'd make is beans and carbs... This girl will make you fart as much as she does.
Great... beans again honey?
I'd do her!!!!
You telling me none of your wives drop ass like that? And they're all better looking than her? You better say you'd wife her up...
Roses are red violets are blue I farted and so did you.
gas is an clean and efficient way to cook.
Bitch is going to blowup the kitchen passing all that gas!
I'd be impressed if she farted Beethoven's Fifth
Lol, no shit!
"Gross, but edifying."
There are some impressive noises coming out of her arsehole but none of them would stop me nailing her.
Honey...dinner smells like shit.
Zero fucks given... as long as she doesn’t burn the meatloaf.
with a pre nup ...fer sure
She just needs a pluggin by the oven.
Poor fridge, took the worse hit... lmao
Give it a couple of years & she'll start to follow through
Those sound like beer farts which means she my type of chick
Hell Yeah! She's just advertising for anal!
Hitler's dream wife there, always gassin and working the oven.
Fuckin aye! Fuckin comment of the page right here people! And don't be a sensitive pussy, dats funny shit! +43 if I could!
I'd be a little careful pumping out methane fumes right next to a gas fired oven... but nice tonal range.
Is she wife material? I'd bend her sweet fartin' ass over that counter-top and put a bun in her oven!
She could be in my band, we need a trumpet player.
Awh come on leave the fridge out of it, its innocent
Way too many bean burrito's
A good fart never hurt anyone..
not at all my friend, not at all
I would hate to be in the middle of a sit down meeting with you two.
Could be an olfactory delight
Why not! I'd just have to get her a butt plug.
Not sure about wife material but I'd drag my balls through a the sahara desert covered in glass just to tongue punch her in the fart box.
You nasty bitch.
nope shes not wife material for me her fart isnt funny sounding enough. well... maybe only the second fart
Would fail the Emissions Test without an expensive cat.
Where is society going... I vividly remember comparing girls’ politeness on classifying which was better and now it has come down to whose farts are the grossest... it does not look good people...
Its going to Hell following their 3x4 inch screens on waking up from the last 3x4 inch session.
her ass is the bomb
Must be making a Tuna Casserole.
I do the farting in my house
What's ya cooking honey it sure smells like shit in here.
I can hear the wedding bells already
they all fart and you'll fart too
@ouch all farts smell to and I'm gone Boo
If you cant clean a blender bitch.i dont want ya
My keen hearing suggests that aint no virgin asshole.
That birch farts a lot
Yup! Wifey material, because you know at 1 point, one of those is gonna be a wet 1, and that's when you make your move and slide it right in!!
apparently my wife does that all of the time
I was just thinking to myself "mmm id love to smell her asshole and taste it" and then a second later i hear the rip....
WHAT THR FUCK IS GOING ON.??? FARTS ARE SEXY.???? YOU FUCKERS ARE SICK!!!!
You can actually see her asshole vibrating ewwwww
What the fuck
When's the wedding?
Hell. Yes she is:)
Hells yeah wife her. She cook naked and not afraid to fart wonde what relse she into