SO CRAZYSHIT... IS SHE WIFE MATERIAL?

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  •   stenchfart May 30, 2018

    she could use her apron to wipe her ass

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    • mrgrey May 30, 2018

      @stenchfart She no doubt does. Tramp stamps are a clear tell.

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    • misteram May 30, 2018

      @stenchfart Something STUCK Honey?

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    • kore May 30, 2018

      @stenchfart the food smells like ass and tastes like shit

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  •   wallawilly May 30, 2018

    She's got a pussy and that's rare for this site, so hell yeah she is!

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    • sexmaster May 30, 2018

      @wallawilly I'll wipe her ass for her.

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      •   wallawilly May 30, 2018

        @sexmaster

        You got it..

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        •   GrimmWilder May 30, 2018

          @wallawilly

          I bet she'd sit on your face and do that, No charge,..,,.

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          •   wallawilly May 30, 2018

            @GrimmWilder

            Better her than your latest guess..

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          • tanyajaxx May 30, 2018

            @GrimmWilder and you probably wouldn't have to wait for your birthday.

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            •   GrimmWilder May 30, 2018

              @tanyajaxx

              Really!?....cuz you gotta pay good coin to have a redhead sit on yer face a fart, Oh My Brethren!

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              • tanyajaxx May 30, 2018

                @GrimmWilder lol.. Spartan coin! If it means that much to you sweets, just ask.

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    •   ouch May 30, 2018

      @wallawilly LMMFAO

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  • theonewhohateall May 30, 2018

    Was waiting fir the dick to pop out like hey bud how ya doing today

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  •   burfurger May 30, 2018

    I don't know about you, but I'm poppin' fresh right now.

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  •   goodster May 30, 2018

    YUPE!! I'd let her cook me up some floatin air biscuits anytime.

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    •   burfurger May 30, 2018

      @goodster

      Aww fuck really? I had sound off. She fartin? Ya just deflated my dough.

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  • rubber May 30, 2018

    All she'd make is beans and carbs... This girl will make you fart as much as she does.

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  • ithinkimdumb May 30, 2018

    Great... beans again honey?

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  • harly9 May 30, 2018

    I'd do her!!!!

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  •   HJ247 May 30, 2018

    You telling me none of your wives drop ass like that? And they're all better looking than her? You better say you'd wife her up...

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  • sexmaster May 30, 2018

    Roses are red violets are blue I farted and so did you.

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  •   handsomedevil May 30, 2018

    gas is an clean and efficient way to cook.

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  •   luvthick May 30, 2018

    Bitch is going to blowup the kitchen passing all that gas!

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    •   sarge07 May 30, 2018

      @luvthick

      I'd be impressed if she farted Beethoven's Fifth

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  • boab71 May 30, 2018

    There are some impressive noises coming out of her arsehole but none of them would stop me nailing her.

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  • xenomorph May 30, 2018

    Honey...dinner smells like shit.

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  • secret squirrel May 30, 2018

    Zero fucks given... as long as she doesn’t burn the meatloaf.

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  • bigblackhead May 30, 2018

    with a pre nup ...fer sure

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  •   lafind May 30, 2018

    She just needs a pluggin by the oven.

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  • kore May 30, 2018

    Poor fridge, took the worse hit... lmao

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  • chained cat May 30, 2018

    Fuck no

    Give it a couple of years & she'll start to follow through

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  • missippwindchimemaker May 30, 2018

    Windtalker

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  • working4theweekend May 30, 2018

    Those sound like beer farts which means she my type of chick

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  • harly9 May 30, 2018

    Hell Yeah! She's just advertising for anal!

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  • fanfucktastic May 30, 2018

    Hitler's dream wife there, always gassin and working the oven.

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    •   burfurger May 30, 2018

      @fanfucktastic

      Fuckin aye! Fuckin comment of the page right here people! And don't be a sensitive pussy, dats funny shit! +43 if I could!

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  • fiddledeedee May 30, 2018

    I'd be a little careful pumping out methane fumes right next to a gas fired oven... but nice tonal range.

    Is she wife material? I'd bend her sweet fartin' ass over that counter-top and put a bun in her oven!

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  •   mr_krabs May 30, 2018

    She could be in my band, we need a trumpet player.

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  • pickdickle May 30, 2018

    Awh come on leave the fridge out of it, its innocent

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  •   sarge07 May 30, 2018

    Way too many bean burrito's

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  • salvador76 May 30, 2018

    A good fart never hurt anyone..

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    •   sarge07 May 30, 2018

      @salvador76

      not at all my friend, not at all

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      •   luvthick May 30, 2018

        @sarge07

        @salvador76

        I would hate to be in the middle of a sit down meeting with you two.

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  • cubbage May 30, 2018

    Why not! I'd just have to get her a butt plug.

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  • magnumanus May 30, 2018

    Not sure about wife material but I'd drag my balls through a the sahara desert covered in glass just to tongue punch her in the fart box.

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  • skippy joe pippy May 30, 2018

    You nasty bitch.

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  • alexive May 30, 2018

    nope shes not wife material for me her fart isnt funny sounding enough. well... maybe only the second fart

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  • airsporter May 30, 2018

    Would fail the Emissions Test without an expensive cat.

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  • stratosgr May 30, 2018

    Where is society going... I vividly remember comparing girls’ politeness on classifying which was better and now it has come down to whose farts are the grossest... it does not look good people...

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    • airsporter May 30, 2018

      @stratosgr

      Its going to Hell following their 3x4 inch screens on waking up from the last 3x4 inch session.

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  • dickramsey May 30, 2018

    her ass is the bomb

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  • logansrun May 30, 2018

    Must be making a Tuna Casserole.

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  • ob1 May 30, 2018

    I do the farting in my house

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  •   nybadguy May 30, 2018

    What's ya cooking honey it sure smells like shit in here.

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  •   pizzapie May 30, 2018

    I can hear the wedding bells already

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  •   ouch May 30, 2018

    they all fart and you'll fart too

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    •   nybadguy May 30, 2018

      @ouch all farts smell to and I'm gone Boo

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  • blowback51 May 30, 2018

    If you cant clean a blender bitch.i dont want ya

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  • hellzyeah May 30, 2018

    My keen hearing suggests that aint no virgin asshole.

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  • rasriff May 31, 2018

    That birch farts a lot

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  • keysersoze9515 May 31, 2018

    Yup! Wifey material, because you know at 1 point, one of those is gonna be a wet 1, and that's when you make your move and slide it right in!!

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  • fatlarry May 31, 2018

    apparently my wife does that all of the time

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  • cacatanga May 31, 2018

    ...‚úč

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  • cyoder13 May 31, 2018

    I was just thinking to myself "mmm id love to smell her asshole and taste it" and then a second later i hear the rip....

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  • 2lolo June 3, 2018

    WHAT THR FUCK IS GOING ON.??? FARTS ARE SEXY.???? YOU FUCKERS ARE SICK!!!!

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  • chingon1979 June 3, 2018

    You can actually see her asshole vibrating ewwwww

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  •   spider-man June 5, 2018

    What the fuck

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  • sickone87 June 9, 2018

    When's the wedding?

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  • jsmoove402 July 20, 2018

    Hell. Yes she is:)

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  • bige420 September 20, 2018

    Hells yeah wife her. She cook naked and not afraid to fart wonde what relse she into

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