CRAZYSHIT PRESENTS: PORNSTAR GETS A REALITY CHECK

  • nachofly June 1, 2018

    i dunno man, i have to be in that situation to know what i would do....im a pussy so i probably would do the same.

    +10 -3
    •   happyjack June 1, 2018

      @nachofly disappointing......lucky for you your father didn't share your same lackluster pursuit of pussy or you wouldn't of been here to type that :-)

      +16 -2
    • baddogonline June 1, 2018

      @nachofly With all the crazy false rape claims thrown at men, he's a smart men.

      +12 -1
      •   HJ247 June 1, 2018

        @baddogonline that was actually very refreshing to see in this day and age.

        +1 -1
      • nachofly June 3, 2018

        @baddogonline thank you, that's the main reason.

        +0 -0
    • tanyajaxx June 1, 2018

      @nachofly This probably happens to him like 10 times a night..

      +3 -0
    • dickramsey June 1, 2018

      @nachofly maybe you should try some dick.

      +2 -0
      •   goodster June 1, 2018

        @dickramsey Sounds like your volunteering your services.

        +1 -0
        • eastvanrulz June 6, 2018

          @goodster ...GG always did like it both ways ....

          +0 -0
    • upinflamezzz June 1, 2018

      @nachofly If there wasn't a camera present I'd hit it. I don't want to be her porn star though.

      +0 -0
  • failure101 June 1, 2018

    In this overly pc time she'd probably edit what she recorded and claim rape. He may have dodged a bullet

    +7 -0
  • hellzyeah June 1, 2018

    He could smell the chlamydia.

    +18 -0
  • mrmassey June 1, 2018

    Fuck! At least a blow job! Fucking pussy..

    +3 -3
  • cubbage June 1, 2018

    Maybe he didn't want to lose his job or piss fire in 6 days!

    +14 -0
    •   happyjack June 1, 2018

      @cubbage he's delivering pizza, the question is what will he regret more his 34 year pizza delivery career or the night he could of been somebody?? (I apologize in advance to any pizza workers here amongst us) :-)

      +5 -0
      • working4theweekend June 1, 2018

        @happyjack I wouldn’t apologize if this is any evidence of the perks of the job

        +0 -0
  •   burfurger June 1, 2018

    She answers the door like that, I'm gettin' more pussy than a bowl of Friskies.

    +6 -0
    •   goodster June 1, 2018

      @burfurger And I'd be sayin Kibbles and bits,, Kibbles and bits with every thrust cause I'm a dog like that.

      +2 -0
    • dickramsey June 1, 2018

      @burfurger you look like you'd have that Hi-Pro Glow

      +1 -0
    • ob1 June 1, 2018

      @burfurger fuck it, 8 pumps and a squirt because I'm not paying for the next cunts pizza

      +1 -0
    • working4theweekend June 1, 2018

      @burfurger lmao. More ass than a toilet seat

      +1 -0
      •   burfurger June 4, 2018

        @working4theweekend

        Let me tell you how I made her leave with me

        Conversation and Hennessey

        +0 -0
  • kore June 1, 2018

    Its ok princess, He's gay, Its not your fault. But call me and we will make a family overnight!!!

    +0 -3
  • letmefindout June 1, 2018

    I would rather have a tip than herpes

    +10 -0
    • dickramsey June 1, 2018

      I would rather have her herpes on my tip

      +3 -0
  • xxxmass June 1, 2018

    Yup.., he's Gay.

    +1 -1
  • skrewloose June 1, 2018

    lol what a cuck. fuck that pussy you faggot life is meaningless

    +2 -2
    • intylerwetrust June 2, 2018

      @skrewloose I agree with my friend here

      +0 -0
  •   wallawilly June 1, 2018

    A rapingggg...

    +1 -0
  • abraham_lincoln June 1, 2018

    Dude wants to keep his job because he thinks he's going into a trap.

    If I were him i'd say I could come back after I get off work. lol

    +1 -0
    •   freddykrueger June 1, 2018

      @abraham_lincoln ...LIAR! ...you would have discretely slipped a couple ludes in her order and came back in 30 minutes!

      +2 -0
  • 72jayd June 1, 2018

    This probably still happens to her in porn.

    +1 -0
  • airsporter June 1, 2018

    Probably couldent be arsed climbing those stairs!

    +0 -2
  • throwsmcslamthe3rd June 1, 2018

    I imagine she probably has slut rabies good call

    +2 -0
  • frank n. stein June 1, 2018

    Rejected whore

    +2 -0
  •   HJ247 June 1, 2018

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    +0 -0
  •   nybadguy June 1, 2018

    I wouldn't trust it. To many bitches like that rape word.

    +1 -0
    • mr.spine June 1, 2018

      @nybadguy he might wake up with some extra cheese

      +1 -0
  •   HJ247 June 1, 2018

    I can't say enough about this one. Women think they can manipulate men with that open wound between their legs until they don't like that men are only interested in that open wound between their legs and nothing else... so they show titties and spread their meat curtain to lure us in and then BAM, they don't like what's going on and cry #metoo #timesup. Nothing better could've happened to this idiot.

    +2 -0
    •   goodster June 1, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 Wow,, All that when you could've just said, "Not tonight Darlin", Walked away, and waited till she ordered again. She opens the door the same way,,,,??!!! Well then,, you're in.

      +0 -0
      •   HJ247 June 1, 2018

        @goodster I'm not sure that would have gotten how I really feel about women across tho...

        +0 -0
        •   goodster June 1, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 Sounds like a YOU problem..

          +0 -0
          •   HJ247 June 1, 2018

            @goodster as much as that may be... Just take a look around you... times are a changing brotha...

            +0 -0
    • working4theweekend June 1, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 What if she had nice nails? You wouldn’t except a hj?

      +0 -0
      •   HJ247 June 1, 2018

        @working4theweekend trick question you bastard!

        My answer to that is actually no. We live in jaded times now... I've seen enough shit on tv, online, and in real life to know better than to trust a topless girl offering sexual favors as tips... you just can't trust a bitch

        +0 -0
  • chained cat June 1, 2018

    Don't know the fellas situation so don't knock him for having morals

    But with lil ol me being single, I'd have been all over her like a rash, twice

    +0 -0
  •   lafind June 1, 2018

    That's hard to turn down, he must care for another and suspect a trap here.

    +2 -0
  • fukinyourmom June 1, 2018

    Who would say "yes" anyway except an ugly perv that cant get any real pussy. She isn't that great looking and it sounds like a setup to get you robbed or turned into a lampshade.

    +0 -1
  •   mr_krabs June 1, 2018

    What a fool! They both could have eaten out if you know what I mean.

    +0 -0
    • dickramsey June 1, 2018

      no, what do you mean ... ?

      +0 -0
      •   lafind June 2, 2018

        @dickramsey Lunch at the "Y"! Not the YMCA.

        +0 -0
  • mr.spine June 1, 2018

    Daddy's approval denied

    +0 -0
  • peaks June 1, 2018

    The douche is either gay or was afraid he'd loose that amazing job...or both. JESUS CHRIST!

    +0 -0
  • dickramsey June 1, 2018

    I would have liked to eat those wings and watched her jack off with the bones

    +0 -0
    •   burfurger June 1, 2018

      @dickramsey wow..seems like you've thought of that on many an occasion.

      +2 -0
    • peaks June 1, 2018

      @dickramsey

      'Her jack off'? What Planet are you from dick?

      +0 -0
      •   HJ247 June 1, 2018

        @peaks although dick doesn't need me to defend him, I can't help myself. I say it all the time. Look up "jacking it at work" for an amazing collaboration from the guys here at CS. Make sure you watch the "Eruption" version...

        +0 -0
      •   HJ247 June 1, 2018

        @peaks http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/58529-as-requested-by-qaz

        Never mind... Here it is... originally titled "jacking it at work"...

        Have fun

        +0 -0
  • anarki June 1, 2018

    Ironic... You deliver goods to pick up more goods? Crabs are nocturnal

    +0 -0
  • magnumanus June 1, 2018

    I'd take up her offer and let her lick the smegma off my foreskin.

    +1 -0
  •   ketamine<3 June 1, 2018

    Hopefully he is just a man being loyal to his wife.

    +1 -0
    •   burfurger June 1, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      Awww... ain't that sweet. Now what did you do with ketamine? Tell us now or we flip your house over to find him!

      +1 -0
      •   HJ247 June 1, 2018

        @burfurger I think he's all doped up or something... maybe someone is holding a gun to his head? Ket, blink twice if you need one of us to call the cops for you...

        +2 -0
  • carlosmandick June 1, 2018

    She wouldn't have to ask me twice

    +1 -0
  • fuckneigger June 1, 2018

    i,ll fuck you..call me :) :)

    +0 -0
  • doc_ock June 1, 2018

    She got it all wrong and took it personal he was not saying no to her he was saying no to her chlamydia

    +1 -0
  • me68 June 2, 2018

    sexy, attractive and useful as a cum drip tray you may be but that dont make you valuable, you are just another loose legs dirty whore, in this case one who fucks anything that moves and that makes you really unappealing !!!!!!!!

    +0 -0
    •   burfurger June 2, 2018

      @me68 ex girlfriend troubles huh? :-)

      +0 -0
  • groovy June 2, 2018

    that dumb ass will regret his entire live in 20 years thinking back on that moment....

    +0 -0
  • serviceinstaller June 3, 2018

    Everyone talking about her crying rape...how about the delivery guy is street smart. What she did is a solid way to get yourself jumped, beaten and robbed. Who knows what and who is behind that door shes trying to lure him into.

    +1 -0
  • andrew_w June 3, 2018

    Damn, Kendra Sunderland was hot back then. Now she looks all fake from plastic surgery like a lot of porn stars. I would've fucked her if I were that guy! Maybe she smelled like alcohol or something and he was worried she would cry rape the next day lol...

    +0 -0
  •   spider-man June 5, 2018

    BEGONE THOT

    +0 -0
  • bige420 September 20, 2018

    Wow really tha ydudes a bitch o would ran right up that mothr efcuker

    +0 -0
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