HOW TO GET BANNED FROM IKEA FOR 2 LIFETIMES

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  • secret squirrel June 4, 2018

    I don’t think she’s gonna buy anything..

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    • misteram June 4, 2018

      @secret squirrel No indeed, i think she is collecting bacteria for the way home!

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  •   luvthick June 4, 2018

    She's so tiny they probably thought she was just an accessory.

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  • dr-don-59 June 4, 2018

    Dirty whore bitch..... I love her !.....

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  • curiousone June 4, 2018

    I bet that dildo has a name 40 letters long, came in 1500 pieces, and took 6 hours to assemble.

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    • secret squirrel June 4, 2018

      @curiousone

      Yeah and the instructions are in Chinese. Real frustrating..

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    • mr_krabs June 4, 2018

      @curiousone

      Insert rod D into box A

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    •   freddykrueger June 4, 2018

      @curiousone ...and when you're 5 hrs. into the build you realize they left out a critical component on page 2!

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  •   GrimmWilder June 4, 2018

    That's It!...i'm ordering one!

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    •   wallawilly June 4, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Keep an eye on the Ultra cheap shipping option. They self drive to your front door step and on occasion dont stop!

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  • mclovin510 June 4, 2018

    IKEA sells vibrators missing parts?

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  •   fockenperv June 4, 2018

    does the butt plug come with that bed or is it sold separately?

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  • the man June 4, 2018

    I love the lamp.

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  • working4theweekend June 4, 2018

    This is why I don’t purchase discount furniture

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 June 4, 2018

      @working4theweekend got a thing for John Daly do ya? He is the fucking man!

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      •   wallawilly June 4, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247

        The FIRST day I saw his avi, that's exactly what I said. Hell, it could be. I live about an hour from John and that's one of his sayings..

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        •   iwantagoodhj247 June 4, 2018

          @wallawilly I saw he was having trouble with the new one and then another choice pic of Mr. Awesome shows up... had to mention it. Any mother fucker walking the course with the DTs is a beast in my book...

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          • working4theweekend June 4, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247 JD is the man loo

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            •   iwantagoodhj247 June 4, 2018

              @working4theweekend the '98 Greater Vancouver Open... shaking like a leaf on national tv from hitting it too hard... luv that guy...

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        • working4theweekend June 4, 2018

          @wallawilly lol

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 June 4, 2018

    Wait... there're 2 slutty Asians running around public places shoving things inside them? We need to put them on to each other. See if they try to out do one another. Now that'd be a show...

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  • pickdickle June 4, 2018

    No wonder the flat pack I brought from there smelt like sushi

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  • digurgutsout June 4, 2018

    Don't normally like bee sting tits but this lil bitch is smoking!

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  • keysersoze9515 June 4, 2018

    Now I know what that stain was on our bed and comforter set was!!

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  •   nybadguy June 4, 2018

    Asians are some filthy MF'ers

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  •   sarge07 June 4, 2018

    IKEA sucks

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  •   lafind June 4, 2018

    Wow, I'm going to Ikea. Other than the ass to mouth, she's perfect!

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    • digurgutsout June 4, 2018

      @lafind that was the best part!!!

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  • mad jock June 4, 2018

    was in ikea last year, display of a childs bedroom..this old muslim guy about 95 was kneeling on the childs rug, saying his fukin prayers..lol

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  • bigblackhead June 4, 2018

    more kikoman

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  • peaks June 4, 2018

    GOOD GIRL!

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  • elmjr June 4, 2018

    Why don't she do that at home like everyone else?..in a locked room, curtains closed, so no-one knows what your up too!

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    •   wallawilly June 4, 2018

      @elmjr

      Dang man! Takes all the fun out of it!

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  •   burfurger June 4, 2018

    I hate being this far down the board. Nothing good ever comes of it.

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    • airsporter June 4, 2018

      @burfurger Peoples attention span is only as long as a Deacons watch chain.

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  • airsporter June 4, 2018

    The Founder must be spinning in his flat pack coffin assuming he had the right number of screws to assemble it in the 1st place!

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    •   sarge07 June 4, 2018

      @airsporter

      didn't the bottom fall out when they were transferring him to the cemetery?

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  • noah1031 June 4, 2018

    Some assembly required

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  • 2lolo June 4, 2018

    God Bless Sluts....

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  • fiddledeedee June 4, 2018

    Wait a minute, no sexual antics on the cafeteria tables?

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  • blowback51 June 4, 2018

    She could sue me.sue me sue me

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  • ob1 June 4, 2018

    Always said I'd never go to IKEA but...

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  • dickramsey June 4, 2018

    her tits just got me put on a watch list

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  • logansrun June 5, 2018

    Rook at me rook at meeeee!!

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  • tbcxtc June 6, 2018

    She'd get real wood at my house ....

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