I don’t think she’s gonna buy anything..
@secret squirrel No indeed, i think she is collecting bacteria for the way home!
She's so tiny they probably thought she was just an accessory.
Dirty whore bitch..... I love her !.....
I bet that dildo has a name 40 letters long, came in 1500 pieces, and took 6 hours to assemble.
Yeah and the instructions are in Chinese. Real frustrating..
Insert rod D into box A
@curiousone ...and when you're 5 hrs. into the build you realize they left out a critical component on page 2!
That's It!...i'm ordering one!
Keep an eye on the Ultra cheap shipping option. They self drive to your front door step and on occasion dont stop!
IKEA sells vibrators missing parts?
does the butt plug come with that bed or is it sold separately?
I love the lamp.
No. I love lamp.
This is why I don’t purchase discount furniture
@working4theweekend got a thing for John Daly do ya? He is the fucking man!
The FIRST day I saw his avi, that's exactly what I said. Hell, it could be. I live about an hour from John and that's one of his sayings..
@wallawilly I saw he was having trouble with the new one and then another choice pic of Mr. Awesome shows up... had to mention it. Any mother fucker walking the course with the DTs is a beast in my book...
@iwantagoodhj247 JD is the man loo
@working4theweekend the '98 Greater Vancouver Open... shaking like a leaf on national tv from hitting it too hard... luv that guy...
Wait... there're 2 slutty Asians running around public places shoving things inside them? We need to put them on to each other. See if they try to out do one another. Now that'd be a show...
No wonder the flat pack I brought from there smelt like sushi
Don't normally like bee sting tits but this lil bitch is smoking!
Now I know what that stain was on our bed and comforter set was!!
Asians are some filthy MF'ers
@nybadguy no pixels either...
Wow, I'm going to Ikea. Other than the ass to mouth, she's perfect!
@lafind that was the best part!!!
was in ikea last year, display of a childs bedroom..this old muslim guy about 95 was kneeling on the childs rug, saying his fukin prayers..lol
@mad jock !!!!Run away!!!!!
Why don't she do that at home like everyone else?..in a locked room, curtains closed, so no-one knows what your up too!
Dang man! Takes all the fun out of it!
I hate being this far down the board. Nothing good ever comes of it.
@burfurger Peoples attention span is only as long as a Deacons watch chain.
The Founder must be spinning in his flat pack coffin assuming he had the right number of screws to assemble it in the 1st place!
didn't the bottom fall out when they were transferring him to the cemetery?
Some assembly required
God Bless Sluts....
Wait a minute, no sexual antics on the cafeteria tables?
She could sue me.sue me sue me
Always said I'd never go to IKEA but...
her tits just got me put on a watch list
Rook at me rook at meeeee!!
She'd get real wood at my house ....