TIP OF THE DAY: DON'T GIVE YOUR NUT SAC TO STRANGERS

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  •   lafind June 5, 2018

    Dumb ass deserved what he got, shoulda left it hanging and got another one.

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    • sharont45465 June 5, 2018

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      • harly9 June 5, 2018

        @sharont45465 GTFO

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      •   ketamine<3 June 5, 2018

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      • blackenedamerica June 6, 2018

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      • hellokitty June 6, 2018

        @sharont45465

        Hey Crazyshit, how about banning these spamming MFs

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    • misteram June 6, 2018

      @lafind Fuck a nutsac and Fuck a stranger!!!

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      •   wallawilly June 6, 2018

        @misteram

        If the nutsac speaks,

        You're in great danger

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        • misteram June 10, 2018

          @wallawilly You,

          You are in great danger wenki!

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  • working4theweekend June 5, 2018

    I hope the crab punctured his sack

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    • letmefindout June 5, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      As a youth I once caught crabs but nothin' like that

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      • working4theweekend June 5, 2018

        @letmefindout lol I thought that too. Glad you mentioned it

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  • forcekeen June 5, 2018

    Ahaha nice shit

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  • airsporter June 5, 2018

    This shows why Crustaceans have outlived Millenials who couldent leave a streak of shit on a Bank statement.

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    •   sarge07 June 5, 2018

      @airsporter

      yes indeed, well said my friend.

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      • airsporter June 5, 2018

        @sarge07 Cheers! Hope you got the jist. +

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  •   sarge07 June 5, 2018

    Too bad the mud crab didn't snip off the speedbag so the fuck would not be able to breed.

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  • burlyfish June 5, 2018

    Well i have had Crabs in the past but was never that painful.

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  • frank n. stein June 5, 2018

    DUMBASS!! WHY do it in the 1st place??

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  • pickdickle June 5, 2018

    So that's how crabs originated

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    •   ketamine<3 June 5, 2018

      @pickdickle yes and apparently AIDS was from a monkey.. people need to keep.their junk away from animals damnit!

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  •   burfurger June 5, 2018

    How'd you enjoy the nutsack @Mr.Krabs?

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    • mr_krabs June 5, 2018

      @burfurger

      It was a bit tough, I’ve had better.

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  • hellzyeah June 5, 2018

    Dont think shaving his pubes or shampoo is gonna help that.

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 June 5, 2018

    Was hoping the knife slipped while prying the claw open thus really puncturing his scrotum...

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  •   stenchfart June 5, 2018

    i knew that wasn`t gonna go well

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  • chained cat June 5, 2018

    Not the first time he's had crabs

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  • alohasnackbar June 5, 2018

    Goddamed kiwis...

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  • Do you know what does crab say to the balls? No, what? Clap!!

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    •   wallawilly June 5, 2018

      @i_used_fake_mail_to_register

      Did you thunk that up all by yourself?

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    • blackenedamerica June 6, 2018

      @i_used_fake_mail_to_register that was your virgin comment ?

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  • harly9 June 5, 2018

    Those Aussies are some strange fucks.

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  • logansrun June 5, 2018

    That is Not how you catch crabs!!

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  • twofords June 5, 2018

    He shoulda walked into the pharmacist like that screaming "I need the extra strength stuff and QUICKLY" lol.

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  •   wallawilly June 5, 2018

    Pussy!

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  • stevenkk June 5, 2018

    White people problems

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  • darksider803 June 5, 2018

    And this Is evolution? RITE!!!

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    •   wallawilly June 6, 2018

      @darksider803

      More like dilution of the gene pool.

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  • gandog56 June 6, 2018

    I can't even begin to reson why Mr. Here's Mynutsack even began to think this is a good idea!

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    •   wallawilly June 6, 2018

      @gandog56

      Alcohol my friend, alcohol! I'm from the south man. And honestly, the following saying is a true credo, growing up a Southern boy:

      'Hey ya'll, watch this"!

      That simple sentence, has caused more pain and suffering (and the vast majority of times, embarrassment) than any other 4 words thrown together, in the history of spoken language!

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  • fiddledeedee June 6, 2018

    We don't have any lobsters, but this crab will do in a pinch! How's that grab ya, buddy?

    I can see the crab going back to his crab pals and say, "Guess what, I grabbed some human by the balls today and he was screamin'!

    Other crabs: "No way."

    Pincher Crab: Way. I really let him feel the wrath of my claw. It took some guy with a knife to pry my claw off his ballsack. You should have been there."

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  • xenomorph June 6, 2018

    Worst case of crabs I have ever seen.

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  • fanfucktastic June 6, 2018

    This explains why the service at Red Lobster is so slow.

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  • cs-admi_natzi June 6, 2018

    What a talapia pussy he should have used his dick

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  • fukinyourmom June 6, 2018

    That looks like my Sunday night. Sexy af.

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  • rileydevil June 6, 2018

    Boil them both up together.

    Stupid fucker

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  • murrumini June 11, 2018

    no fucking way

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  • noey July 12, 2018

    It's one of this situation where I ask myself what kind of akward conversation people have...

    "- Hey you have a crab in your restaurant that can grab my balls?"

    " - Yes, sure"

    ?!?!

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