Dumb ass deserved what he got, shoulda left it hanging and got another one.
@lafind Fuck a nutsac and Fuck a stranger!!!
If the nutsac speaks,
You're in great danger
You are in great danger wenki!
I hope the crab punctured his sack
As a youth I once caught crabs but nothin' like that
@letmefindout lol I thought that too. Glad you mentioned it
Ahaha nice shit
This shows why Crustaceans have outlived Millenials who couldent leave a streak of shit on a Bank statement.
yes indeed, well said my friend.
@sarge07 Cheers! Hope you got the jist. +
Too bad the mud crab didn't snip off the speedbag so the fuck would not be able to breed.
Well i have had Crabs in the past but was never that painful.
DUMBASS!! WHY do it in the 1st place??
So that's how crabs originated
@pickdickle yes and apparently AIDS was from a monkey.. people need to keep.their junk away from animals damnit!
You are very correct sir!
How'd you enjoy the nutsack @Mr.Krabs?
It was a bit tough, I’ve had better.
Dont think shaving his pubes or shampoo is gonna help that.
Was hoping the knife slipped while prying the claw open thus really puncturing his scrotum...
i knew that wasn`t gonna go well
Not the first time he's had crabs
Do you know what does crab say to the balls? No, what? Clap!!
Did you thunk that up all by yourself?
@wallawilly Why didn't you upwoted, if you find it hilarious? Thanks
@i_used_fake_mail_to_register that was your virgin comment ?
Those Aussies are some strange fucks.
That is Not how you catch crabs!!
He shoulda walked into the pharmacist like that screaming "I need the extra strength stuff and QUICKLY" lol.
White people problems
And this Is evolution? RITE!!!
More like dilution of the gene pool.
I can't even begin to reson why Mr. Here's Mynutsack even began to think this is a good idea!
Alcohol my friend, alcohol! I'm from the south man. And honestly, the following saying is a true credo, growing up a Southern boy:
'Hey ya'll, watch this"!
That simple sentence, has caused more pain and suffering (and the vast majority of times, embarrassment) than any other 4 words thrown together, in the history of spoken language!
We don't have any lobsters, but this crab will do in a pinch! How's that grab ya, buddy?
I can see the crab going back to his crab pals and say, "Guess what, I grabbed some human by the balls today and he was screamin'!
Other crabs: "No way."
Pincher Crab: Way. I really let him feel the wrath of my claw. It took some guy with a knife to pry my claw off his ballsack. You should have been there."
Worst case of crabs I have ever seen.
This explains why the service at Red Lobster is so slow.
What a talapia pussy he should have used his dick
That looks like my Sunday night. Sexy af.
Boil them both up together.
no fucking way
It's one of this situation where I ask myself what kind of akward conversation people have...
"- Hey you have a crab in your restaurant that can grab my balls?"
" - Yes, sure"
Should have castrated that Darwin award contender.