THINGS I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO SAY: "A SHARK BIT MY DICK OFF!"

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  • qaz June 5, 2018

    Shouldn't have ignored the Beware of Gay Sharks sign

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    •   sarge07 June 5, 2018

      @qaz

      oh come on, the shark just wanted a lil Vienna Sausage

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      •   wallawilly June 6, 2018

        @sarge07

        Next time, we'll teach them sharks and send John Holmes out for a swim. Choke the bastards!

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    • hellzyeah June 5, 2018

      @qaz well look what he was using for bait

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      •   ouch June 5, 2018

        @hellzyeah HAhahaha

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    • skylark June 5, 2018

      @qaz No fucktard, It's a popular red light area

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    • sharont45465 June 5, 2018

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  • frank n. stein June 5, 2018

    Fag shark!

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    • frank n. stein June 5, 2018

      Do YOU like fish sticks?

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      •   ouch June 5, 2018

        @frank n. stein LMMFAO

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      • gandog56 June 6, 2018

        @frank n. stein A fish ate HIS stick!

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  •   lafind June 5, 2018

    Got must his upper leg and it looks like his pecker turned white from lack of blood.

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  • curiousone June 5, 2018

    Penis, the other, other, white meat.

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  • working4theweekend June 5, 2018

    I knew jaws was a faggot

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    •   ouch June 5, 2018

      @working4theweekend well listen to the music, Bum Buuuummmm Buum bummmmmm

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  • airsporter June 5, 2018

    Ex- Wives & HMRC - Same result.

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  • fanfucktastic June 5, 2018

    I think the fish from that asian vid paid the shark off.

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  • burlyfish June 5, 2018

    Who would have thought a Red Wiggler could work for shark bait.

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  • flipflop June 5, 2018

    gapanisaa??

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  • pickdickle June 5, 2018

    How embarrassing, that one chick had a bikini that didn't match......some ppl

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  •   burfurger June 5, 2018

    Did that fucker just say "World Star" in Spanish into the camera? *bitch slap

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  • dirtyelite June 5, 2018

    Shoot!...That would've been a wrap for me. "Thanks, and everything guys...but let him just finish me off"

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    •   wallawilly June 5, 2018

      @dirtyelite

      What's the first rule of fight club Holly?

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 June 5, 2018

    I hope for his sake he died right there...

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    •   ketamine<3 June 5, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 that doesnt look like it would have killed him. Well i suppose he was in water and we dont know how much blood was lost so maybe.

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  • redrocker June 5, 2018

    dont swim with jewish sharks.

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  • xxhoesxx June 5, 2018

    Wow there's no foreskin

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  • fukinyourmom June 5, 2018

    If I cant see the bottom I dont swim in it. Fuck that.

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    •   wallawilly June 6, 2018

      @fukinyourmom

      Dont get much pussy.. do ya? :-)

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  • logansrun June 5, 2018

    My Dick is GONE?? Finish me, Just End It!! Let me bleed out dammit....................

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  • peaks June 5, 2018

    How the FUCK can you tell?!

    It looks like the guy has a transmission hanging out down there.

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  • mr_krabs June 5, 2018

    He’s gonna need a nurse shark.

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  • mannym June 5, 2018

    Beastiality gone wrong.

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  •   ketamine<3 June 5, 2018

    Sharks eat shrimp too!

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  • the man June 6, 2018

    Sharks have NO respect!

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  • loveurazzets June 6, 2018

    ah those sneaky at the beach wanks didnt pay off this time

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  • fiddledeedee June 6, 2018

    Did the shark swallow?

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  • dr-don-59 June 6, 2018

    The new movie....Jews ...the story of a gay lone shark.....

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  • salvador76 June 6, 2018

    Gay shark

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  • dog66 June 6, 2018

    Another candidate for the tilapia surgery

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  • gandog56 June 7, 2018

    See what happens when you try to catch a big fish by dangling a tiny worm?

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