He ran screaming the way my ex-wife did after finding my porn stash.
@notquitethere Hope you have a better wife or mate now.
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Who muff dives a stripper? That's like eating a cheese burger after someone threw it up once already!
oh, you mean chinee food
@sarge07 Not sum young guy, maybe her butterfly shrimp.
The guy pissing on himself was great and the paintball gun was funny as shit
@working4theweekend You found paint-ball guy funny? Oh well there is no help for you mate. You should just watch comedy central then.
@i_used_fake_mail_to_register if you’ve been shot in the ass by a paint ball gun it’s not pleasant but to see it happen to someone else made me chuckle. What can I say I’m fucked up which is why I have CS
I thought the last guy was going to get hit by a car...
Kneegrows discovered paintball guns?
Was that last one the "run by painting" I read about? Funny as shit
Lol. You got it Sarge. Now, flip the script to the Brazilian version: Hollow points, no paintballs!
Riding a Moped into a wall of rice sacks probably marked ' A Gift From The U.S.A.' is disrespectful
@airsporter I have to put it on my bucketlist :D
Almost as bad as finding out someone put the toilet roll on backwards
@pickdickle or someone stole the toilette roll after you already shit!
@lafind oh yea, definitely a recipe for swamp ass
You just tongue fucked and kissed every guy that licked that stripper's snatch before you that night. ..that week.
@burfurger Bingo! Imagine you give a blowjob to a hot stud at the campus. Theoretically you are kissing then all of the hot student girls he fucked this week! ... calling my best looking mate to get him drunk hihihi
So, you dream of sucking cock do ya? Fag!
Dude, dont put your ole lady down like that. Show some respect! ;-)
I've been wondering why she ain't been getting home till 3am every night cept Sundays and Mondays. That would explain all the glitter in the shower drain. Excuse me. "Honey!! Can I talk to you for a second?"
C'mon now. Who here hasn't pissed himself on a park bench???
I have not.
Is that drunk guy pissing on himself the new water fountain at Bellagio?
those paintballs hurt!
the park bench thing..been there,done that
What is the deal with this website not being able to comment on the video you logged on at? Everywhere else on this site says i'm logged on until I go to the video I logged in at.
????? I've had that happen, too.
Dude! Its lunch time, go eat a pile of shit!!!
Getting hurt isn't as bad as being killed or maimed.
Spoiled stripper meat? EW!!
When the guy at the end ran out into the street, I thought he was gonna get hit. To the paintballers: Payback is a bitch!
@frank n. stein Spoiled stripper meat is caused by over tipping!
I think the last dude came out fine, with his color and the neighborhood, they coulda used leaded paint lol.
Some if those mofo's need to die.
And feed em fish heads!
Laugh it up now, wait till he comes back with a real gun.
Brazilians mexicans have seen worst days then this. Most arent around to u about it though
If the guy pulled up his god damn pants maybe he wouldnt be falling.
I forgot about that. They doing paintball wars in Detroit