THIS CONFIRMED IT: I NEED TO BE AN UBER DRIVER

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  •   HJ247 June 8, 2018

    Not as interesting when the driver's in on it...

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    • mehofjack June 8, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 if she didn't give me any pussy I'm charging her for a throw up clean up

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    •   lafind June 8, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 Hell, let the driver watch. I wanna hide in those curtains.

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    • letmefindout June 8, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      Easy rider

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    •   happyjack June 9, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 oh no I'm sure this is authentic lol

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      •   HJ247 June 10, 2018

        @happyjack come on HJ! Say it ain't so!

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  •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

    "Maam, drop the pussy and step out of vehicle with your hands up"..

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    •   HJ247 June 8, 2018

      @wallawilly she had some mud flaps on her, no?

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      •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247

        Damn skippy!

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        •   HJ247 June 8, 2018

          @wallawilly what mag was it in the 80s, Cheri or Oui, that had the slags pulling their flaps open like that in every spread? Someone's gotta know...

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          •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247

            My gf most of the 80's was a psychotic nymphomaniac! I was way too deep in pussy and gettin my knob polished to remember much!

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            •   HJ247 June 8, 2018

              @wallawilly my kind of blackout...kudos to you...

              I was in my late 60s in the 80s so all I had was my pussy stretching porn mags...

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              •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

                @iwantagoodhj247

                Dammit dude! You've aged a decade since you joined this little Mickey Mouse club! Congrats on 99! Let us know the day of the Benjamin!

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            •   burfurger June 8, 2018

              @wallawilly there's no way you been more than a 1\2 deep in any pussy.

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              •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

                @burfurger

                Luckily, I can count on you being full blown retarded!

                There's been occasions that I've plowed down a full 1/2 METER but that was in my younger 20s!!!!

                My physics professor would pound it in our head that a number, HAS NO MEANING (DOUCHE), without a UNIT of measure!

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                • airsporter June 8, 2018

                  @wallawilly I think your Physics prof was being realistic inthat in a practical sense units are important but that the concept of 1 being greater than zero is also valid.

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                  •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

                    @airsporter

                    Totally get what you're saying but I guess I've gone full retard on the correlation?

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                •   burfurger June 8, 2018

                  @wallawilly

                  Leave it to a guy with a small pecker to start using the metric system and confuse everyone to make his junk seem bigger.

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                  •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

                    @burfurger

                    Dude, your ole lady has not given me one complaint! Albeit is kinda hard to communicate when her mouth is stuf... well you know. Or wait, you prob dont. My bad ;-)

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                    •   burfurger June 8, 2018

                      @wallawilly

                      ....is stuf..... fing a dildo in her mouth so she at least has something that reaches her front teeth? You're right , I don't know. ZING!

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                      •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

                        @burfurger

                        Bro, by the time I'm done bending space/time inside her butthole, her nostrils are sniffin my helmet!

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                        •   burfurger June 8, 2018

                          @wallawilly Ha! Caught ya!! Fake news! She lets nothing go up her butt hole.

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                          •   wallawilly June 9, 2018

                            @burfurger

                            Ofcourse she tells you that! There are times I cud tell what you both had for dinner!

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                            •   burfurger June 9, 2018

                              @wallawilly well, hope you enjoyed the refried bean and canned tuna onion burrito then!

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          •   lafind June 8, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247 Probably Hustler Magazine.

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          • fiddledeedee June 8, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247

            I would agree with lafind. Hustler was known for pushing the boundaries with it's "gynecology-like" photos at that time.

            I mean, *cough* that's what I heard.

            Club magazine in the 80's was quite sexy as well. They always had real hotties, posing them "ass in the air", knees apart, doggy-style shots.

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      • working4theweekend June 8, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247 meat curtains

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        •   HJ247 June 9, 2018

          @working4theweekend just googled it. No such publication/periodical in the 80s. Got my hopes up tho

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  • sniperfox June 8, 2018

    Love her tits

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  •   luvthick June 8, 2018

    Damn those beautiful tatas made me color blind, or is it the video???

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  •   GrimmWilder June 8, 2018

    IF YOU GUNNA MAKE THE WHOLE CAR SMELL LIKE ASS YOU'LL HAVE TO LAY SOME ON ME!!!

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  • nachofly June 8, 2018

    that is a porn actress called kateria hartlova

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  •   stenchfart June 8, 2018

    snail tracks on the seat now...

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  • smoothblue333 June 8, 2018

    Hey that’s my sister

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    •   HJ247 June 8, 2018

      @smoothblue333 we're brothers?

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    •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

      @smoothblue333

      I'm sry bro cuz damn! her pussy be rank.

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  •   burfurger June 8, 2018

    Fake taxi.

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  • ithinkimdumb June 8, 2018

    Fake as fuck... but I'm gonna watch it again...

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  • rubber June 8, 2018

    I hope people know all of these are fake as fuck...

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    •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

      @rubber

      And most people dont care as long as they can beat their junk to it... :-)

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      •   ouch June 8, 2018

        @wallawilly BINGO+++

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    • secret squirrel June 8, 2018

      @rubber

      ....what

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  •   ouch June 8, 2018

    HOT AS FUCK!

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  • airsporter June 8, 2018

    I'd give her a Pearl necklace as well!

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  •   lafind June 8, 2018

    She needs a mustache ride, not an Uber ride.

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  • hellzyeah June 8, 2018

    And that’s why I Scotch Guard

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    •   burfurger June 8, 2018

      @hellzyeah

      Makes the juices bead up nicely for easy clean up.

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  • fiddledeedee June 8, 2018

    Her tits are totally epic, but I still can't get past the fact she needs to put a towel under her naked, oozing money-maker.

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  • pickdickle June 8, 2018

    Good to see the vehicle comes with extra air bags, safety first

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  •   mr_krabs June 8, 2018

    Her tits are so big the driver had to charge them for the ride as well.

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  • liberalsaretards June 8, 2018

    Now if the guy only had one of those self driving jammies.

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  • dickramsey June 8, 2018

    If I was an Uber driver my passenger would be a really hot chick with a dick ... Thanks CS

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    •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

      @dickramsey

      Your welcome Peter Puffer

      (Auto CS response)

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  • fatlarry June 8, 2018

    mmmhmmm

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  • cs-admi_natzi June 8, 2018

    Her lips match the tits

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  • 2lolo June 8, 2018

    I'll Be Her FUCKER.!!!! and PUSSY EATER..

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    •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

      @2lolo

      Throw in father-figure and I bet you got yourself a deal!

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  • peaks June 8, 2018

    'Roller Girl' the casting call.

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  •   happyjack June 9, 2018

    Yep

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  •   wallawilly June 9, 2018

    I have thoroughly enjoyed watching this slutty whore over the past few days; flick her bean, double click her mouse, finger bang her cock jacket, procrasturbating her nightly plans, paddling her pink kayak, jillin' off, fanning the hot clam, diddling Ms Daisy, dialing grandmas phone, buttering her muffin, pickin' her banjo, saucing the taco, polishing the pearl, parting the Red Sea AND doing this while perusing her favorite new

    monthly magazine, "Where's Walla"!

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    •   goodster June 10, 2018

      @wallawilly How bout just plain 'finger fucking herself'?

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      •   wallawilly June 10, 2018

        @goodster

        Hell yeah bro. That works as well..

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  • peaks June 9, 2018

    Talk about the Whole package. Damn!

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    •   wallawilly June 10, 2018

      @peaks

      As ole happyjacks likes to say, YEP!

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  • uguranocool June 10, 2018

    so boobs

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  • garlicfarts June 14, 2018

    Again - WHO'S filming???

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