Not as interesting when the driver's in on it...
@iwantagoodhj247 if she didn't give me any pussy I'm charging her for a throw up clean up
@iwantagoodhj247 Hell, let the driver watch. I wanna hide in those curtains.
@iwantagoodhj247 oh no I'm sure this is authentic lol
@happyjack come on HJ! Say it ain't so!
"Maam, drop the pussy and step out of vehicle with your hands up"..
@wallawilly she had some mud flaps on her, no?
@wallawilly what mag was it in the 80s, Cheri or Oui, that had the slags pulling their flaps open like that in every spread? Someone's gotta know...
My gf most of the 80's was a psychotic nymphomaniac! I was way too deep in pussy and gettin my knob polished to remember much!
@wallawilly my kind of blackout...kudos to you...
I was in my late 60s in the 80s so all I had was my pussy stretching porn mags...
Dammit dude! You've aged a decade since you joined this little Mickey Mouse club! Congrats on 99! Let us know the day of the Benjamin!
@wallawilly there's no way you been more than a 1\2 deep in any pussy.
Luckily, I can count on you being full blown retarded!
There's been occasions that I've plowed down a full 1/2 METER but that was in my younger 20s!!!!
My physics professor would pound it in our head that a number, HAS NO MEANING (DOUCHE), without a UNIT of measure!
@wallawilly I think your Physics prof was being realistic inthat in a practical sense units are important but that the concept of 1 being greater than zero is also valid.
Totally get what you're saying but I guess I've gone full retard on the correlation?
Leave it to a guy with a small pecker to start using the metric system and confuse everyone to make his junk seem bigger.
Dude, your ole lady has not given me one complaint! Albeit is kinda hard to communicate when her mouth is stuf... well you know. Or wait, you prob dont. My bad ;-)
....is stuf..... fing a dildo in her mouth so she at least has something that reaches her front teeth? You're right , I don't know. ZING!
Bro, by the time I'm done bending space/time inside her butthole, her nostrils are sniffin my helmet!
@wallawilly Ha! Caught ya!! Fake news! She lets nothing go up her butt hole.
Ofcourse she tells you that! There are times I cud tell what you both had for dinner!
@wallawilly well, hope you enjoyed the refried bean and canned tuna onion burrito then!
@iwantagoodhj247 Probably Hustler Magazine.
I would agree with lafind. Hustler was known for pushing the boundaries with it's "gynecology-like" photos at that time.
I mean, *cough* that's what I heard.
Club magazine in the 80's was quite sexy as well. They always had real hotties, posing them "ass in the air", knees apart, doggy-style shots.
@iwantagoodhj247 meat curtains
@working4theweekend just googled it. No such publication/periodical in the 80s. Got my hopes up tho
Love her tits
Damn those beautiful tatas made me color blind, or is it the video???
IF YOU GUNNA MAKE THE WHOLE CAR SMELL LIKE ASS YOU'LL HAVE TO LAY SOME ON ME!!!
that is a porn actress called kateria hartlova
@nachofly knew that wasn't random...
@burfurger Bless you!
snail tracks on the seat now...
Hey that’s my sister
@smoothblue333 we're brothers?
I'm sry bro cuz damn! her pussy be rank.
Fake as fuck... but I'm gonna watch it again...
I hope people know all of these are fake as fuck...
And most people dont care as long as they can beat their junk to it... :-)
HOT AS FUCK!
I'd give her a Pearl necklace as well!
She needs a mustache ride, not an Uber ride.
And that’s why I Scotch Guard
Makes the juices bead up nicely for easy clean up.
Her tits are totally epic, but I still can't get past the fact she needs to put a towel under her naked, oozing money-maker.
Good to see the vehicle comes with extra air bags, safety first
Her tits are so big the driver had to charge them for the ride as well.
Now if the guy only had one of those self driving jammies.
do you mean a penis ?
If I was an Uber driver my passenger would be a really hot chick with a dick ... Thanks CS
Your welcome Peter Puffer
(Auto CS response)
Her lips match the tits
I'll Be Her FUCKER.!!!! and PUSSY EATER..
Throw in father-figure and I bet you got yourself a deal!
'Roller Girl' the casting call.
A man of many words...
I have thoroughly enjoyed watching this slutty whore over the past few days; flick her bean, double click her mouse, finger bang her cock jacket, procrasturbating her nightly plans, paddling her pink kayak, jillin' off, fanning the hot clam, diddling Ms Daisy, dialing grandmas phone, buttering her muffin, pickin' her banjo, saucing the taco, polishing the pearl, parting the Red Sea AND doing this while perusing her favorite new
monthly magazine, "Where's Walla"!
@wallawilly How bout just plain 'finger fucking herself'?
Hell yeah bro. That works as well..
Talk about the Whole package. Damn!
As ole happyjacks likes to say, YEP!
Again - WHO'S filming???