Bet that took a severe toll on his health insurance premium for next year!
@airsporter car insurance too
Bet he still had to pay his toll. If in Illinois they probably made him pay twice for two lanes.
The first one was a seamless handoff and the second was a good attempt, but ultimately grounded out of bounds.
Footage online of people crashing their cars are wrong...this video is just crossing the boarder.
The first dude still the champ , because he was ejected into the path of another vehicle .
Did the first dude lose his pants?
@qaz you wanna see a dick that bad? Ill try and clean up a close up video for ya ;) jk lol
Nice to see ketamine back and in mid season form!
@sarge07 hey man all in good fun you ought to know that by now ;)
And the grimm reaper yells "FINISH HIM"!!!!!
I luv a good flashback themed clip...
Pole vaultin' is an Olympic sport
I'm telling yas.... its got nothing on the loads I eject into my little sis blaaahhh
First dude still in sitting position.
I thought only jets have ejection seats?
Your a Winner HA ha Ha
Wife was probably nagging him and he just needed to get away from her.
@hellzyeah fuckin LOL +1
Powerful entry but poor flight and landing, overall score 4.5
Nope , number 1 was still non-open-casket-able....
We have a winner!
Still no guy vs windshield so I call a draw...
Looked like he did it on purpose. Didn't even try to slow down.
@frank n. stein
The news said the driver was "fatigued," meaning he/she probably fell asleep, leaned forward onto the gas pedal... and voila, instant excitement. A passenger was ejected. Four passengers and the driver were treated at a hospital and released. Everyone survived, except the toll booth stink alarm was activated after the crash.
Upon further investigation, the toll booth operators underwear was declared a Sudden Toxic Involuntary Shart Accident. The offending underwear were removed and thrown into a Poopy Underwear Disposal Unit.
The following story is true, only the names were changed to protect the innocent.
Which is the best ejection? I'm semi-divided on the first one, the second one I couldn't decide on attoll.
Wear seat belts!
First one was better
God I love you
I can flyyyyyyy!