I TAKE IT BACK, -THIS- IS THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS EJECTION OF 2018

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  • airsporter June 13, 2018

    Bet that took a severe toll on his health insurance premium for next year!

    +6 -2
  •   burfurger June 13, 2018

    Bet he still had to pay his toll. If in Illinois they probably made him pay twice for two lanes.

    +5 -1
  •   luvthick June 13, 2018

    The first one was a seamless handoff and the second was a good attempt, but ultimately grounded out of bounds.

    +4 -2
  • xenomorph June 13, 2018

    Footage online of people crashing their cars are wrong...this video is just crossing the boarder.

    +2 -1
  • the man June 13, 2018

    The first dude still the champ , because he was ejected into the path of another vehicle .

    +5 -1
  • qaz June 13, 2018

    Did the first dude lose his pants?

    +1 -1
    •   ketamine<3 June 13, 2018

      @qaz you wanna see a dick that bad? Ill try and clean up a close up video for ya ;) jk lol

      +2 -1
      •   burfurger June 13, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Nice to see ketamine back and in mid season form!

        +1 -0
      •   sarge07 June 13, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        easy lefty

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        •   ketamine<3 June 13, 2018

          @sarge07 hey man all in good fun you ought to know that by now ;)

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  •   ketamine<3 June 13, 2018

    And the grimm reaper yells "FINISH HIM"!!!!!

    +0 -1
  •   HJ247 June 13, 2018

    I luv a good flashback themed clip...

    +0 -1
  • letmefindout June 13, 2018

    Pole vaultin' is an Olympic sport

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  • themaddog89 June 13, 2018

    I'm telling yas.... its got nothing on the loads I eject into my little sis blaaahhh

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  • 72jayd June 13, 2018

    First dude still in sitting position.

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  • supfishing757 June 13, 2018

    I thought only jets have ejection seats?

    +1 -0
  • davulie June 13, 2018

    Your a Winner HA ha Ha

    +0 -0
  •   lafind June 13, 2018

    DURP's

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  • hellzyeah June 13, 2018

    Wife was probably nagging him and he just needed to get away from her.

    +1 -0
  •   mr_krabs June 13, 2018

    Powerful entry but poor flight and landing, overall score 4.5

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  • tbcxtc June 13, 2018

    Nope , number 1 was still non-open-casket-able....

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  • forcekeen June 13, 2018

    We have a winner!

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  •   hatchetface June 13, 2018

    Still no guy vs windshield so I call a draw...

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein June 13, 2018

    Looked like he did it on purpose. Didn't even try to slow down.

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    • fiddledeedee June 13, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      The news said the driver was "fatigued," meaning he/she probably fell asleep, leaned forward onto the gas pedal... and voila, instant excitement. A passenger was ejected. Four passengers and the driver were treated at a hospital and released. Everyone survived, except the toll booth stink alarm was activated after the crash.

      Upon further investigation, the toll booth operators underwear was declared a Sudden Toxic Involuntary Shart Accident. The offending underwear were removed and thrown into a Poopy Underwear Disposal Unit.

      The following story is true, only the names were changed to protect the innocent.

      +0 -0
  • dickramsey June 13, 2018

    Pop-N-Fresh D'oh

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  • fiddledeedee June 13, 2018

    Which is the best ejection? I'm semi-divided on the first one, the second one I couldn't decide on attoll.

    Wear seat belts!

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  • ob1 June 13, 2018

    First one was better

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  •   spider-man June 13, 2018

    God I love you

    +1 -0
  • tuffey June 14, 2018

    I can flyyyyyyy!

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