When ur trying to get a black guy to eat ur pussy...
@cyberbu11y I would think wearing a KFC bucket as a skirt would be easier.
@cyberbu11y I can’t stop laughing at this
@cyberbu11y Yeah disgusting for life, Too bad it did'nt crush her legs!!
2018 All People Are Just Fucked-Up
Holy fuck yall see that chick's fucked up teeth???
@hatchetface Yes we were all looking at the teeth dude....
@xenomorph good cuz I'm calling dibs on her! She could eat spiders out of corners and pull out nails with them!!!
@hatchetface This funny ass comment should've won you the internet for the day!!
Shit... they can come to mine, no RSVP needed
@ithinkimdumb 1and 3 same bitch.. Check the Manly physique and dragon tatt on left thigh...
No cunnilingus™ for you. Your first lick could be your last.
@burfurger slipping in the Trademark on "cunnilingus" are we?
I own it now. That'll be $1.50 please.
No one else comment on @burfurger's use of the trademarked "C" word or we'll all be paying him royalties from here on out
Is it any wonder I'm deaf?
@airsporter Sorry, I can't hear a word you're saying.
4 chicks I'll never go down on.
Watermelon lives matter !
their kids will be born with flat heads
The condition is known as Stupic Griffinoidus™.
Not only are they invited, but now entertainment and dessert are taken care of. The kids are gonna luv that trick...
I would've LOVED to have seen an errant leg or 2 get dislocated during the attempt.
Seems a bit seady
how did they hide their penis es ?
Go search "tranny" if you want a chick with dick so bad.
@frank n. stein .........calm down Frankie , how did you arrive at that stupid ass conclusion that I wanted a tranny ? was it a Freudian slip ? I bet you were a Catholic altar boy , huh ?
Frankie says "Flirting ain't hurting."
When they get them in the ass, call me
They're invited to my party. We'll have speed cunnilingus™ ($1.50 to @burfurger). Loser gets a crushed head and watermelon.
@lafind thank you. Check or money order please.
@burfurger A shiny IOU, sorry. Maybe next payday!
Thank you for reminding me of the word, "cunnilingus." For some reason I just couldn't remember it --it has been on the tip of my tongue all morning. Oh wait, now I owe burfurger $1.50 too.
@fiddledeedee And the whore who's getting your tongue lashing.
@fiddledeedee 6 quarters please.
This is how those juice places make your smoothy. Stolen (kinda) from TOSH.
1 and 3 are same person...
The 3rd chick sounded like she was hiding a banana too
They’ll be our frontline defence when the watermelon army rises up and attacks.
If I strained that hard I'd shit myself
@chained cat I'd still like to watch!
If you can bust watermelons like that let me be the first to wipe your ass.
Shit its summer and and i love watermelon. Id crack open a beer and eat some of that with you fuckers at a BBQ! (The watermelon.. not her... im good on that).
Is this fetish porn? or what am i watching here?
That’s your head if you don’t eat that pussy to their liking
4 divorce lawyers.
What, the Great Watermelon Challenge?
The 1st girl wins hands down, I'd let her crush me like mother Russia any day!
I assume their pussies have a slight watermelon tinge to them?