it helps her to keep a eye on the cock whilst looking for her phone
Fucking cell phones.
Holy shit, Crazy Eyes had a daughter?
So if she sees two cocks does that count as a threesome?
@fukinyourmom not if it makes her charge double. Eff that!
It`s the porn remake of Taxi Driver - Are you looking at me, are you looking at me?
I heard of her, shes Lazy Eye Kym
she's got her eye on the prize
Huh Ro? I no can talk right now. Eye must go now...
Wow, those slants can really multi-task huh?!
Taking an order for General Tso's chicken and
then taking a load down the throat.
you could say she was 'cock eyed'
@frank n. stein we know you’re cock mouthed, soooooo.......
I fear she’s missed too many appointments already.
How many years you think she spent working the massage tables?
Many happy endings notched in her belt..
@wallawilly of course, I've never been to one of those places... but someone at work was looking over my shoulder and said, massage parlor babe... yup... that's it
Nashville has a few interesting establishments.. Or, so I've been told.
Must be related to Sarah Huckster Sanders.
@burfurger I thought it was Huckabee... hmm... learn something new everyday...
Sarah's just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
She's taken way too many hot loads in that eye.
She just placed an order from Cream of Sum Yung Guy.
Eye's been there.
Giving or receiving end?
It was his Credit card Co...Informing her he had exceeded his monthly limit!
Hmm, she was looking a bit cock-eyed there, wasn't she?
What the fuck? Is she looking at his dick or her phone? Someone needs to slap here eyes staight.
Eye see what you did there
That one eye be looking out for the cops when she suckin dick in a car. We call that a cop eye in N.Y.
@wallawilly Takin shots straight from the bottle tonight. While smoking this Cali joint my momma brang back from a road trip there. Taste like they add tobacco to there pre rolled joints. Gross
Fuck that! Give me straight up chronic!!
How rude, unless you are going to use your phone to make a sex video turn the fucking thing off during sex.
Don't care still would fuck that hot Asian google eye bitch in a birds heartbeat..