"YES MOTHER, I WON'T MISS MY EYE DOCTOR APPOINTMENT"

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  • me68 June 15, 2018

    it helps her to keep a eye on the cock whilst looking for her phone

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  • underpants June 15, 2018

    Fucking cell phones.

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  • muzziesarescum June 15, 2018

    Holy shit, Crazy Eyes had a daughter?

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  • fukinyourmom June 15, 2018

    So if she sees two cocks does that count as a threesome?

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    • txdo_msk June 15, 2018

      @fukinyourmom not if it makes her charge double. Eff that!

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      • vestanpance June 16, 2018

        @txdo_msk

        It`s the porn remake of Taxi Driver - Are you looking at me, are you looking at me?

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  • hellzyeah June 15, 2018

    I heard of her, shes Lazy Eye Kym

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  • bigblackhead June 15, 2018

    she's got her eye on the prize

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  • keysersoze9515 June 15, 2018

    Huh Ro? I no can talk right now. Eye must go now...

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  • peaks June 15, 2018

    Wow, those slants can really multi-task huh?!

    Taking an order for General Tso's chicken and

    then taking a load down the throat.

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  • pickdickle June 15, 2018

    you could say she was 'cock eyed'

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    • frank n. stein June 15, 2018

      @pickdickle

      You could

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      • biff wadslinger June 17, 2018

        @frank n. stein we know you’re cock mouthed, soooooo.......

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  •   mr_krabs June 15, 2018

    I fear she’s missed too many appointments already.

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  •   wallawilly June 15, 2018

    Cuck-eyed..

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  •   HJ247 June 15, 2018

    How many years you think she spent working the massage tables?

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    •   wallawilly June 15, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      Many happy endings notched in her belt..

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      •   HJ247 June 15, 2018

        @wallawilly of course, I've never been to one of those places... but someone at work was looking over my shoulder and said, massage parlor babe... yup... that's it

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        •   wallawilly June 15, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247

          Nashville has a few interesting establishments.. Or, so I've been told.

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  •   burfurger June 15, 2018

    Must be related to Sarah Huckster Sanders.

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    •   HJ247 June 15, 2018

      @burfurger I thought it was Huckabee... hmm... learn something new everyday...

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    • dickramsey June 16, 2018

      Sarah's just a small town girl

      Livin' in a lonely world

      She took the midnight train goin' anywhere

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  • cubbage June 15, 2018

    She's taken way too many hot loads in that eye.

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  • fiddledeedee June 15, 2018

    She just placed an order from Cream of Sum Yung Guy.

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  •   lafind June 15, 2018

    Eye's been there.

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  • airsporter June 15, 2018

    It was his Credit card Co...Informing her he had exceeded his monthly limit!

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  • gandog56 June 16, 2018

    Hmm, she was looking a bit cock-eyed there, wasn't she?

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  • tuffey June 16, 2018

    What the fuck? Is she looking at his dick or her phone? Someone needs to slap here eyes staight.

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  • dickramsey June 16, 2018

    Eye see what you did there

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  • wildlyhotguy June 16, 2018

    She's beautiful!

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  •   nybadguy June 16, 2018

    That one eye be looking out for the cops when she suckin dick in a car. We call that a cop eye in N.Y.

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    •   wallawilly June 16, 2018

      @nybadguy

      Lmao!!

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      •   nybadguy June 16, 2018

        @wallawilly Takin shots straight from the bottle tonight. While smoking this Cali joint my momma brang back from a road trip there. Taste like they add tobacco to there pre rolled joints. Gross

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        •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

          @nybadguy

          Fuck that! Give me straight up chronic!!

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  • xenomorph June 16, 2018

    How rude, unless you are going to use your phone to make a sex video turn the fucking thing off during sex.

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  •   dozer67 June 18, 2018

    Don't care still would fuck that hot Asian google eye bitch in a birds heartbeat..

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