THIS ALMOST COUNTS AS SEXUAL ASSAULT. ALMOST

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  •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

    He's got balls tho!

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    •   ketamine<3 June 17, 2018

      @wallawilly about it yeah..

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      • xxxmass June 17, 2018

        @ that's just sad., poor guy lost his hair down there too..? Datum.

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    • underpants June 17, 2018

      @wallawilly caught you looking!!!

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      •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

        @underpants

        Not much else there to see. That's an awful flimsy twig holding up those berries!

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  • letmefindout June 17, 2018

    Another illusion of everyone being created equal broken.

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    •   ketamine<3 June 17, 2018

      @letmefindout but... it's on the inside that counts!! Right?

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      •   burfurger June 17, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Then lets hope he has more on the inside than he has showing on the outside.

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        •   ketamine<3 June 17, 2018

          @burfurger grab my hand. Let us pray...

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          •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

            @ketamine<3

            Leave me a voicemail. I'm busy at the moment. ;-)

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  • hellzyeah June 17, 2018

    No fucks given literally and figuratively.

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    •   burfurger June 17, 2018

      @hellzyeah

      HA HA HA H lololol! THAT was fuckin great! +10

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  • skullfuck3r June 17, 2018

    AKA the angry inch!

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  •   burfurger June 17, 2018

    Maybe it was a cold day at the beach.

    *Bravo to whomever edited that whole thing from beginning to end!

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 June 17, 2018

    Almost doesn't count, except in horseshoes and hand grenades... tiny dick mother fucker...

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    •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      And if his net worth is $10M, he be gettin lots mo ho's than us! (Cruz mines only 3.75M)

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      •   burfurger June 17, 2018

        @wallawilly

        You forgot to add the extra M at the end. 3.75mm.

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        • frank n. stein June 17, 2018

          @burfurger

          LOL!!

          Or the "C" for cm. NO ONE has a 3 meter long dick. smh

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          •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

            @frank n. stein

            Uh, "net worth", not dick length..

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  •   ketamine<3 June 17, 2018

    Hey I gotta give the guy props for knowing what he's packing and still did it. I don't have the courage. I mean wouldn't! I wouldn't have the courage!

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    •   sarge07 June 17, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      so, no nekked hiking at Reddington?

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      •   ketamine<3 June 17, 2018

        @sarge07 Ha! I remember doing that when I was younger. Hey it's monsoon maybe after a nice rain I'll go check it out again. I would go swimming and cliff jumping damn near every week back then. Of just get naked, smoke a bowl, and lay on a sandbar with my legs in the water. Thanks for the reminder man!

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        •   sarge07 June 18, 2018

          @ketamine<3

          my pleasure, who knows, you just might get lucky as well

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    • airsporter June 17, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Maybe hes related to 'Tuna Can Tommy' from J.Wambaughs book.

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  •   ouch June 17, 2018

    If you post this 2 more times that will make it a normal sized dick because we seen this 3 times already!

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. June 17, 2018

      @ouch,

      Then stop looking down.

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      •   ouch June 17, 2018

        @crazyshit-Cory H. Stop getting naked in front of us then.....Fag lol

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  • 72jayd June 17, 2018

    He should have put a line of coke on it.

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 June 17, 2018

      @72jayd that wouldn't be a line, it would be a bump...

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    •   sarge07 June 17, 2018

      @72jayd

      what? Three or four grains?

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  • airsporter June 17, 2018

    Didnt think snails came out in the sunlight.

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  • harly9 June 17, 2018

    Now I don't feel so insufficient!

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  • mr.spine June 17, 2018

    If you have a huge dick ...that means your mom likes them big.

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    •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

      @mr.spine

      Do wha..? Huh?

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      • mr.spine June 18, 2018

        @wallawilly my wrong....let me explain. It's genetics big dick gene

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  • drewstl June 17, 2018

    No DICK, No SEXUAL ASSAULT.

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    • mr_krabs June 17, 2018

      @drewstl

      You’d need a microscope to sexually assault that guy.

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  •   luvthick June 17, 2018

    They make a song for everything...

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    • frank n. stein June 17, 2018

      @luvthick

      Don't want, don't want, don't want no Short dick man

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  • peaks June 17, 2018

    Pop that pimple!

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  • pickdickle June 17, 2018

    Rep that baby dick like ganster! Zero fucks!

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  •   allcaps June 17, 2018

    ide do the same thing if i was that smokin hot looking..

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  •   stenchfart June 17, 2018

    maybe the water was cold

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  • xenomorph June 17, 2018

    Its like someone got a carrot and a peeler and just kept on peeling down to the nub.

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  • ithinkimdumb June 17, 2018

    Are we even sure that was a dick?...

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  •   lafind June 17, 2018

    He's going for the sympathy move, comeer baby, make me feel better.

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  • rouge_et_blanc June 17, 2018

    We are not all born with a gas pump hose in our pants so be proud of what you got you can't send it back and there is no free replacement

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    • frank n. stein June 17, 2018

      Applause

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    •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc

      True. But there are advances in medicine!

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      •   sarge07 June 17, 2018

        @wallawilly

        miracle grow?

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        •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

          @sarge07

          Lol.. He would definitely need ole JC in a "zone" to help him out..

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  • strokerace June 17, 2018

    He could be a grower not shower.

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  • valdbagina556 June 17, 2018

    “Who ya gonna please with that” grandpops “myself”

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  •   happyjack June 17, 2018

    It's kind of tragic if you think about it. No matter what this guy does or achieves in life, every time he goes to the bathroom and pees on his balls, he's reminded of his inadequate equipment......Then one day he meets the woman of his dreams, and he knows he's on borrowed time because as soon as she sees his baby carrot it's over for him. Dude needs a hallmark movie written about him.

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    • mr_krabs June 17, 2018

      @happyjack

      “The guy with the wet balls” coming to theatres winter 2018.

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    •   burfurger June 17, 2018

      @happyjack

      Lmfao! +++

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  • theitalianmob June 17, 2018

    the gay who chopped off his dick still has more dick than him, unbelievable

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  • frank n. stein June 17, 2018

    Maybe he's a grower?

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  • biff wadslinger June 17, 2018

    Frank n Stein has finally showed himself.......

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  •   sarge07 June 17, 2018

    Repost?

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  • tsavo June 17, 2018

    On the bright side, every girl can deep mouth him.

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    •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

      @tsavo

      I would hope! And tongue cradle the sac with a firm rim job all at once..

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  • alohasnackbar June 17, 2018

    OTOH, he probably eats pussy like a mad man.

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  •   pdx2002 June 17, 2018

    Those cunts don’t get that he’s getting crazy hot having them laugh and humiliate them.

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  • amire June 18, 2018

    he is a grower

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  • jolazabal June 19, 2018

    He's gonna fap to this video

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